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Adult Vacation Recomendations - We need some help what to do or where to go! - [quote=BMSHELL]We just did one of the swingers takeover cruises and can't say enough good about the value for the money we spent... (3,800 swingers on one ship... it was the funnest week of our lives).
Be cautious of the cruises that are "partial swingers" cruises (meaning, a group of swingers got together and decided to go on a vanilla cruise). You can only "play" in your tiny stateroom, there are going to be tons of kids, and all of the activities are "family friend". On a real swingers cruise, you can be completely naked as much as you want, and all of the activities and themes are *EXTREMELY* adult oriented.
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We like this idea a lot...we'd love to spend a vacation doing what is most fun! Send details our way!
Young swingers party - sold out, who still wants to party ? - We'd like to volunteer our luxurious Bountiful Bench sex palace. Unfortunately due to our advanced age we'll need to hold the party sandwiched in between the Early Bird Special at Chuck-A-Rama and the start of the Lawrence Welk Champagne Bubbles marathon on Netflix...and of course bedtime immediately after that. The entire property is handicap accessible with Jazzy ramps, hand rails in the bathrooms by the commodes and showers and orthopedic mattresses and Clappers in each orgy pit. We have a fully stocked bar that serves a variety of delicious Metamucil based alcoholic beverages, and Viagra plumbed into all drinking water as well as a high tech quadrophonic sound system with the latest Big Band sounds (turned up REALLY loud so everybody can hear it) and even a few of those rock and roll songs by some young fellow named Elvis. We have pornographic films playing on several projectors located throughout the house and one room equipped with the latest Betamax videotape playing device. That's BetaMAX not BAYMAX for you kiddies. Wait 'till you see Park City's realtor extraordinaire and big dick dealmaker Harry Reems (Zeus rest his soul) banging the bejeezus out of Utah's own formerly sweet little Mormon girl Annette Haven. Car (or Jazzy) keys go into the fish bowl at 6pm SHARP and we have extra reading glasses for the lovely ladies to make sure they don't pick their hubby's keys.
hotel party advice - - I've never been to a hotel party for the purpose of meeting swingers/possible swinging. Has any one else been? We've been invited next weekend and I'd like to know what to expect. I'm already discussing it with the Mr since he seems to be a little more forward than I. (ahem) Of what *I* will and won't be doing, just in case.
I hate going to these kinds of things sometimes because it almost always ends up being a waste of time and money. Then on the way home I'm mentally kicking myself for 1, the time I wasted, and 2, the money I wasted.
Swingers in a vanilla bar... - - It could go something like this......: BTW sentences enclosed in brackets are the "vanilla" couples responses. Oh, and you really don't know them so if they are offended by the term swingers or that you should think you saw them there...... Who cares.... and if they respond positively .....maybe you've made some friends.
Here we go.... Walking up to the couple:
Hi! How are you? Haven't seen you at ___________ lately...Everything OK? (no we haven't been there) You haven't been there..???? I'm sorry, but you have twins. (What's ________________ ?) Oh it's a club we go to from time to time.. It's supposed to be a "swinger's" club or dance.... Pretty risque` but a lot of nice people there and can be pretty sexy at times. Basically it's a dance but you never know what you might see and pretty open adult. Not like a regular bar where everyone is trying to put on airs....Just regular people who are having fun.... But I could have sworn that you guys look just like this other couple. Sorry to have bothered you. Hey, would you like to go sometime? Next week they're having a dance.... (We'd have to think about that...What if we ran into one of our neighbors...what would we do?) Well, to start with say hi and be friendly..... let them know you came because a friend said it was a nice dance and some great people......
So you've made contact, they came to the dance and maybe you guys hookup or maybe you just became sexy friends....
Utah Nude Beach Sunday - hike first then time at the beach - Thats it im having my girl join me shooting at swingers LOL
Xmas carols for swingers. - - I'm not sure bestiality is very Christmassy...unless it's like hot manger sex.
Sexy swingers closer to our age - 20-30 year old sexy swingers - WE are 42m 39f, always open to talking to attractive couples around our age!
Preconceived Ideas - - Wow, great subject! My preconceptions of swingers were very similar to Big D's. Wild orgys, naked bodies everywhere....ohhhhh sounds pretty hot ....LOL
But at the time for me it was scary. At our first party, within a hour I was begging my hubby to take me home I was terrified of being "attacked"
Ok, now I kinda like that.
Seriously, we have met some of the greatest friends EVER. Friends that you can depend on when you need them.
Fun friends to hang out with who aren't shocked if you show a little skin, or a lot of skin. People who totally understand the double meaning to lots of subjects, friends who see you turn your head and watch the couple who just passed you on the street and know EXACTLY what was just going through your mind!
Gotta love it!
Swingers cars??? - What ya driving?? - I love my 800 hp dodge ram cummings mmmmm
swingers dvds - - Nina hartly has some about getting into the lifestyle; Nina Hartley's Guide to swinging, and I think there is another about swinging by her as well..
Swinging in the USA Available thru A&E
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Director: Luc Wylder
See real couples encourage their lovers to try GROUP SEX! In this authentic Swingers video, Carmen Luvana teaches curious couples how to be pornstars! She kicks things off with a 12-person orgy. Girls get screwed, men get sucked, pretty pussies squirt and firm asses open till everybody cums! Every scene is loaded with group sex, attractive amateurs and more swinging than a playground. 103 X-rated minutes.
Sin in the Suburbs / The Swap and How They Make It. The disc itself was just released last year. However, it seems that the original two movies on this disc were released in the 1960's or 1970's.
Here are a few more with the site listed and links..
A Swingin' Affair, <http://somethingweird.com/3054.htm>
All Around Service, <http://somethingweird.com/3572.htm>
Bang! Bang! The Mafia Gang, <http://somethingweird.com/3038.htm>
The Bedroom, <http://somethingweird.com/3540.htm>
Caged Women, <http://somethingweird.com/3564.htm>
Campus Swingers, <http://somethingweird.com/3545.htm>
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