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Swingers In Uniform - Pay your memorial day respects here. - Mr. Quixote keeps insisting the we don't have a clue. Well Mr. Wizard could ya please clue us in. Let us in on the secret. You seem to know it all. After all, all the support you have seems to suggest that you are the best qualified person to enlighten us all.
You haven't even responded to my posts. The best you can come up with is, "You don't have a clue" and you like my dead mother's mouth on your dick. You are a Gas Bag. You are a troll. All you are out to do it offend people so you can bring on the flames. You live a sad existence.
You called other's spouses "Hose Beasts". Where the fuck is yours???? Where are your pics? You're looking pretty stupid man. You have no power behind your words. You chastize us for our undying passion for which we stand, yet you fail to tell us where you stand. ANSWER ME! STAND UP LIKE A MAN AND ANSWER!
I wonder if you were rejected on here. Maybe some couple on here didn't like that you are a self-proclaimed necrophile. Now, you have made it you personal war to slam everyone one the site because you feel inadequate to the living. You realized maybe that "the living" actually may have a difference in opinion. That maybe Quixote's couch isn't where the world begins and ends. The first clue might be your lack of following here, the second might be the effect your comments have on everyone around you. Would anyone else like to add a third? I am sure you can even you come up with some yourself Mr Q.
With all of that being said, maybe you should think hard the next time you decide to challenge the resolove of American Patriotism by thrashing us for giving thanks to those who've sacrificed something you're to feeble minded to understand or appreciate.
Damn guys this is like shooting fish in a barrel. It almost makes me feel bad. Almost...
Don & Tami
Swingers Next Door! - ABC news story on Swinging! - Very good article, thanks for sharing!
Lifestyle Stats - - Ok, so you mentioned how many swingers would be at the great RES, but what about at Levell Edwards stadium? ;)
Do you 'advertise' your lifestyle desires in public? - - Try dropping the word lifestyle into a sentance,or ask if you have meet before and use a club name everyone knows is a swingers club. In Dallas the key word would be San sousi.
So you think only single men can be crude? - Guess again - Here's a classic: (I've never posted a private e-mail before but this is a REAL goober, he didn't have time to read our "Noval" but would like to fuck me till I pass out)
From: WELOVLIFE
Subject: No subject
Date: August 6, 2006 (9:15 AM)
Hi Mrs Fun
I did not have time to read the noval, but I can keep it short and sweet. If you want hot sex then e-mail us. If you want a big dick in you than e-mail us. If hubby wants some good pussy than e-mail us. If you want to fuck until you pass out by all means e-mal us.
Barb & John
Now if "John" had read our profile he may have figured out we might not be the best couple to send his "Shell Station Graffiti" too.
We have to block all single men because they have a few goobers among their ranks, what happens if we have to block couples?
Answer: Maytag-Repair-Man Swingers R- US (Lonely People)...
What is your main lifestyle insecurities? - - I have to agree with Pals4Fun, medical issues can be very frustrating for the person experiencing them. It is one of the main reasons we are lurkers on this site, but not active swingers. I applaud the efforts of anyone that has these kinds of issues and is still willing to put themselves out there to play, and I agree that nobody should look at these types of issues as meaning that the person is not wanting to be there.
Now I know that it's a hit to some peoples ego when not every cock in the room stands at attention when they walk in, but unless the person actually tells you verbally, it doesn't mean your not sexy to them, I can be amazingly aroused and horny as hell, but my schlong can still be the floppiest shlort you've ever seen... And no amount of manipulation, medication, or mental masturbation helps the aforementioned situation. This is when my liberal application of my credit card to Amazon's Sexual Wellness Store saves me from humiliation, I grab a tool from my nightstand drawer and the Hitachi Magic Wand and tell the person about to receive that I'm really wanting to experience their full satisfaction first, and I go to town making sure they won't be able to walk or speak a coherent sentence for the next few hours......
Mormonmomtok - Tiktok mormon swingers - I just pulled up a few videos. It seems just like a lot of drama
Lifestyle vacations - Best place for a lifestyle vacation? - We have only been on one. We went on the Bliss swingers cruise in March and it will be real hard to take any other type of cruise again unless we are with family. It was clean and classy. Clothing optional on the pool deck and a ton of activities. We had an absolute blast.
Have the forums become... - Forum Poll - ...a sad parody of the booty call section?
1) Yes, but how the fuck else do you get people to consider fucking you? I mean it's just TOO HARD to actually read profiles and write a thoughtful, provocative email expressing your interest and reasons why you think you might be a good match with a particular person or couple.
2) No, the forums were actually designed expressly to make it so someone has to expend as little effort as possible searching for and connecting with other like-minded swingers.
3) I didn't know there was any other way to try to connect with other people besides the forum. Besides, I'm spending 3 Gold Dragons per month to be a member and I damn well expect to get my money's worth in easy, free nookie! Dracarys!
4) Fuck you, Evil. You probably only get lucky when the junkies who live under the viaduct need a fix and you have a few bucks leftover from your SSI check to pay them for a BJ.
5) Meh, we just spam out Friend Requests and hope a few of the people we send them to will do all the work and try to convince US to fuck THEM. It's reverse psychology!
6) I'm starting to think this poll is just a tad sarcastic.
7) It's Saturday night and our Dance (Fuck) Card is so full we'll have to visit the ER early tomorrow morning for the severe chaffing from fucking so many people. Who needs forums?
8) That does it! We're going back to AFF and cruising for sex partners at run-down dive bars after last call.
Hello summer - Swingers couple party - [quote=Funtime202]Is the event open to single males that are respectful and kind??[/quote]
Select single males must be referred by active swinging couples
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