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Secret Swingers Club Ogden, UT - Clubs - [quote=Ogden4fun]It must be hit or miss. We have only gone once but it was dead. No one really talked to anyone other than those they came with. We had high hopes.[/quote] Oh darn... maybe do a little meet n greet there in the future 🤔

Best Swingers club in Cincinnati area? - Swingers clubs - We agree, SinDay is a great club. But like we said, we like both SinDay and 440 but are looking for something new as well. Heard about Princeton in Columbus....me might give that a try soon.

How old is your profile picture? - Seeing that lately we’ve had issues uploading pics we wonder how often do you change your profile picture - There’s no judgment in forgetting the profile pic for a couple of months or a year. Life is more than worrying about that old pic in the “swingers website” 😅 We personally get really bored if we see our same pictures all the time, honestly it’s so easy to neglect it, if is not one or the other, we move things around for the sake of our own entertainment lol In the case of those who forget it and when the time to talk to someone or a couple come, then it’s a good time to refer to the new pic and some good digitals and selfies to make sure everyone is on the same page.

Have you ever... - - I love these things! Had sex outside? Y Had sex in public? (movie theater, concert, theme park) N Had sex in an unusual location? N Had a threesome? N - not yet! A foursome? N - not yet! More than a foursome? N - not yet! Had a happy ending? N Been tied up? Y Tied someone up Y Been to a sex club / swingers club? N - not yet! Watched a porno? Y Been in a porno? N Wore a costume / role played during sex? Y Recieved a spanking? Y Given a spanking? Y Paid for sex? N Had sex with someone you weren't attracted to / didn't like? N Had sex with someone you didn't know / just met? N - not exactly....but technically, yes. Traveled more than 50 miles to have sex? Y -does it count if I was going that way anyway? How many States / Countries have you had sex in? 4 Favorite position? doggystyle! Had a 'nooner'? (skipped out of work / school to go have sex and then returned) Y Had sex at work? N - came close though With a co-worker? it was my boss! Slept your way to the top? N Preferred location of "money shot"? tits! Women - sexiest outfit / lingerie you own? describe in detail My black corset, knee high boots, riding crop Men - best pickup line? He likes it when the woman gives him no choice, lol. Preferred hairstyle? (on you and on others) Shaved bare? Landing strip? 70's fro? Other style? I'm not a big fan of the fro, but bare, landing strip, or just lightly groom is excellent. Underwear choice? Ganny panties / tightie whiteys? Thong? G-string? Commando? He wears boxers and she wears bikini/boy shorts/occasional thong. Easiest way to get you turned on? be forceful! Worst mood killer? ego Preferred style? Soft and romantic? Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am? Hard and fast? Hair pulling, ass spanking deep and rough? I like alot of things, but deep, rough, hair pulling sex will have my legs shaking for hours. Piercings? He has none, she has her tongue pierced, and ears a few times. Tattoos? he has none, she has 2 - one on the back of her neck and her tramp stamp! Shoes / socks on or off? boots on...hiking boots, on....sneakers on if youre outside, otherwise off! Do you fantasize about other people when having sex with your spouce / usual partner? N Who is your fantasy partner? I have alot of fantasies, and therefore alot of fantasy partners....;) Describe the perfect sexual encounter... I get pushed up against a wall, kissed, groped, grinding....he grabs me and turns me around, presses me up against the wall and fucks me from behind. I look over and see my man getting pleasured by my agressors wife. He watches me get nailed while he helps another mans wife bounce up and down on his cock. Willing to give me your answers in person? Naked? absolutely!

The Vent part II - Secrecy - I once heard it put *I dont grow potatos where I get my meat*, I prefer to say *I dont play in my own backyard*. I know... I'm just one of *those* single men. You know, it doesnt sound like you give your *vanilla* friends much credit. You assume *they* would not enjoy a local *off premise* swingers club. Have you ever sat your vanilla friends down and talk to them (feel them out so to speak), to see if they are looking for ways to *spice* up their relationship? I've taken many *vanilla* women to the local swinger clubs. Ok, so some wont go back, but others are like *wow, that was fun!! I'm not into swinging and swapping, but these people are great!* Here in the Dallas / Ft Worth area, the lifestyle is HOT and happening! There are at least 7 off premise clubs, and as many on premise clubs. Plus many swingers in the area prefer going to the *vanilla* clubs to pick up men, women, and other couples. In MHO, IF, and I say IF, you go to a swinger club hoping/looking/expecting to pick up someone, I feel you've gone for the wrong reason. Go to have fun, meet new people, network, and IF you find someone at the club you enjoy being with, then I'm sure *as they say here in Texas* ya'll are going to have some swapping fun.... And yes, I have been part of a couple, with a few different women. Why am I not still a couple with any of them? They seem to start really getting into the lifestyle, and then they realize they're having too much fun, and scare themselves out of it. Oh yeah, and I'm the asshole single male, the most unwanted animal in the lifestyle. lol

Looking to establish a group of safe swingers - - Interested I get tested regularly

Swinger Board Games - - Does anyone know if Board games/card games exist for swingers?

Threaded messenger - We want threaded messenger - [quote=DANDTCURIOUS][quote=FIT_N_FUN]We used SDC.com when we lived in Draper and had a lot of luck. SLS.com was ok, but it has a really dated format like this site does. FetLife has the best format, but there are some really damaged people on that site.[/quote] “There are some really damaged people” on Fetlife? Really? Lmao ... FYI Fetlife is NOT a swinger site, it’s a BDSM site. Just because you don’t share their fetish doesn’t make them damaged. 🙄[/quote] It's actually a lifestyle site and swinger is one of the designations to choose from when setting up a profile. We've met and played with a lot of swingers from that site, so I'd say it's a viable option for swingers. And to clarify, I'm not referring to their individual kinks. I'm referring to the writings on that site. We've read some deeply disturbing things on that site and if you're an active member, you know of at least a couple recent issues that gained a lot of attention.

Looking to establish a group of safe swingers - - We haven't been very active lately. Something like this could be what we need to find interest in the lifestyle again. We're game.

What if??? - Some body's worst night mare. - To tell the truth I would have more appreciation for my family members if I knew they were swingers. I would love to be that opened about the relationship that my husband and I have. This is something my husband and I are confortable with but we cannot share with others due to close mindedness. I think if they were swingers they would have more respect for their partners. I would love for my parents to be into swinging and I would not hide.