If y'all don't stop beating dead horses, I'm going to call the authorities. :P Not sure how strict the penalty since it's already dead, but it can't be right eh? Send the poor thing to the glue factory ya? lmao.
Anywho.... I like penis. Yee-up. How's about you?
Kitty
Anywho.... I like penis. Yee-up. How's about you?
Kitty
I love penis...but I love pussy too...hehehe...kisses....Naugh-Ty
P.S. If we ain't to the glue stage it has got to at least be the dog food stage??
P.S. If we ain't to the glue stage it has got to at least be the dog food stage??
or jell-o?
is beating a dead horse anything like spanking the monkey ?
Hmmm...penis...pussy....Jell-O...sounds good to me!! Kisses...hmmm...and licks too hehe...Naugh-Ty
how about choking the chicken?
Waxing the carrot?
I hate my penis i beat it whenever i can and i have my wife beat it as well hehehe lmao!!!
Dear penis I dont like you anymore P.S. please shave my balls!
The penis is bad - it must be beaten regularly.
But what do you expect from something whose two closest neighbors are nuts?
Every possible attempt should be made to either drown or suffocate the penis on those ocassions when it raises its ugly head.
But what do you expect from something whose two closest neighbors are nuts?
Every possible attempt should be made to either drown or suffocate the penis on those ocassions when it raises its ugly head.