So, Ms. Evil and I wore our new pineapple COVID masks, black rings, and carried our pet pink plastic yard flamingos to Smiths this morning. We were each fucked THREE times and propositioned at least a dozen before we even reached the produce section. We think it's because some of the pineapples on our masks are upside down. Don't let anyone try and tell you that pineapples don't work!! 
You guys are awesome!!! Love the sense of humor and those creative minds!!!! Happy Friday and keep bringing it!!!
I want a mask like that
Wearereal wrote:
I want a mask like that
Sorry, but I'm afraid that they're ONLY available to hardcore swingers who can provide proof (notarized!) of their utter debauchery and pervertedness. If you're willing to be vetted, HARD, you may qualify to wear one of these handy sex magnets in public. ;-)
So your saying there is a chance?
Is my pineapple shirt.
Unicornwantstoplay that top looks fabulous. Looks like Mrs Evil rock in that mask and wanderlust those eyes in that mask would stop me anywhere.
One of my vanilla friends wears pineapple swim shorts and I silently laugh thinking he has no idea what he is broadcasting... my black ring is always on display. 👍🏼
Is it true about the pineapple, flamingo, black ring thing? Or is it a joke?
BIBILOVE11 wrote:
Is it true about the pineapple, flamingo, black ring thing? Or is it a joke?
From what we have learned the pineapple is a sign of welcoming. If you turn it upside down its means swingers. We first started seeing upside down pineapples at Naughty in Nawlins a few years ago and certainly seems to be catching on. Not sure where black rings come from but we wear them as our wedding bands on the wrong hand.
BIBILOVE11 wrote:
Is it true about the pineapple, flamingo, black ring thing? Or is it a joke?
Both.