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I was in a restroom today and finished my duty and proceeded to wash my hands. A person was also washing their hands and we finished up and dried our hands. I threw the paper towel away and started to make my way to the door when the person that was there proceeded to fill their hand with soap from the dispenser, they then made their way to the nearest stall...wtf?
Masturbating at your house
TTLCOUPLE wrote:

I was in a restroom today and finished my duty and proceeded to wash my hands. A person was also washing their hands and we finished up and dried our hands. I threw the paper towel away and started to make my way to the door when the person that was there proceeded to fill their hand with soap from the dispenser, they then made their way to the nearest stall...wtf?


I used to work with troubled teens...we took them to Dairy Queen one day, and one of tbe boys did this same thing but with vanilla ice cream.
SHENANIGANIZER wrote:

TTLCOUPLE wrote:

I was in a restroom today and finished my duty and proceeded to wash my hands. A person was also washing their hands and we finished up and dried our hands. I threw the paper towel away and started to make my way to the door when the person that was there proceeded to fill their hand with soap from the dispenser, they then made their way to the nearest stall...wtf?


I used to work with troubled teens...we took them to Dairy Queen one day, and one of tbe boys did this same thing but with vanilla ice cream.


That tops the soap for sure!
proceeding with toilet stories; i was at a church wedding/reception and needed to use the restroom. the church had multiple restrooms and being familiar with the floorplan sought the more remote restroom. the lighting in the restroom was motion sensor activated and turned off after i been in the stall for a few seconds. a few minutes later the brother of the bride and his g/f came into the restroom and promptly proceeded to fuck on the floor. during the 30 seconds of action he saw my shoes in the stall and said 'we cool?' i answered in the affirmative 'yeah, we cool'
I had something very similar happen to me. I was attending a wedding reception many years ago at my old LDS Stake Center. Had a sudden need to "use the facilities" and sought out the restroom in the farthest reaches of the building so as not do disturb anyone with any unintentional odor-lol. As I walked in it was VERY apparent that others were already there, using the restroom stall for a romantic liaison. They immediately fell silent when they heard me enter. As I stood there momentarily trying to decide what to do, I heard a stifled little shriek as the young lady, apparently in a somewhat precarious position, fell backwards into her lover and both tumbled through the door and out onto the floor. The most surprising thing was that it turned out to be the maid of honor and the best man...both of whom were married to other people and in attendance at the TEMPLE wedding ceremony earlier that morning. AWWWWKWARD!
Taking photos at a wedding and walked in to the grooms bathroom and he was banging one of the bridesmaids. I walked out and later paid me $500 in $100 bills to zip it. I didn't care. As that was his issue, but made an extra five bills.
All very interesting
I apparently need to attend more weddings and camp out the bathroom.
I managed a few rentals in the area. I was doing some work around a apartment complex. I came around the back side of complex. I passed a window of lower unit bed room blinds were open. I see one of my female tenants being mounted by her dog.
POTLATCHCPL wrote:

I managed a few rentals in the area. I was doing some work around a apartment complex. I came around the back side of complex. I passed a window of lower unit bed room blinds were open. I see one of my female tenants being mounted by her dog.




This wins. I'm gonna puke that's nasty.
POTLATCHCPL wrote:

I managed a few rentals in the area. I was doing some work around a apartment complex. I came around the back side of complex. I passed a window of lower unit bed room blinds were open. I see one of my female tenants being mounted by her dog.


Was it consensual? Cuz if it wasn't, and that dog was taking advantage of her you totally should have like called...uh...the dog catcher?!!?
Not shore. I did not stop to ask the dog. I move on tether quickly. But he look like he was not minding it at all. Not very often dose something surprised me. That stunned me a bit.