1) I do, I do!
2) Hmmmm, depends. Who exactly would I be fucking?
3) Meh. Fucking is overrated. How about a nice sammich?
4) Duh! I'm on a swing site. What do YOU think?
5) Actually, I'm kinda fucked out. Had a good weekend.
6) Right now I'd fuck a knothole in a tree. Sign me up!
7) Evil, you're SUCH a sweet talker.
8) Nobody will fuck me. I are sad.
9) Yes, please send all the (insert gender preference here) to my house.
10) reCAPTCHA was right. I actually AM a robot, so I don't really fuck.
11) How 'bout you fuck THIS, Evil!
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2) Hmmmm, depends. Who exactly would I be fucking?
3) Meh. Fucking is overrated. How about a nice sammich?
4) Duh! I'm on a swing site. What do YOU think?
5) Actually, I'm kinda fucked out. Had a good weekend.
6) Right now I'd fuck a knothole in a tree. Sign me up!
7) Evil, you're SUCH a sweet talker.
8) Nobody will fuck me. I are sad.
9) Yes, please send all the (insert gender preference here) to my house.
10) reCAPTCHA was right. I actually AM a robot, so I don't really fuck.
11) How 'bout you fuck THIS, Evil!
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Evil, "you had me at Hello!" With Jeopardy tune playing in the background, i'll take Evil for #2
1,2,4,6, and 11!! 
All of the above, it's been a while.
We don't do that. It's naughty.
#1 I need to play.
2,4,9
2,4,9
2,4,9
Guess we've got us a sausage fest goin' on. 
#1 all day, every day! LOL
whatcha talk'n bout willis?
Wow...evil has a lot of free time to type stuff.
1 & 6 anybody wanna help 
12. Looks like I probably got a partial obstruction in some cardiac artery or another. So I don't do that stuff anymore.
And by the way, if the second part of that statement makes sense to you, I've got this great bridge in Brooklyn that I can sell you cheap.
And by the way, if the second part of that statement makes sense to you, I've got this great bridge in Brooklyn that I can sell you cheap.
TETONPLAYTIME wrote:
Wow...evil has a lot of free time to type stuff.
Yep. It took me several hours to type all that (I cut and pasted the 'bird' cuz I was lazy) even AFTER several days spent thinking up silly answers. I don't have a job OR a life.
Actually I could write up 4 or 5 polls in the time it takes for the lag on this site to catch up.