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Really? NOBODY wants to talk about the imminent threat to swinging by radical Islam?

First they came for my neighbor's dildo and I did nothing...
ILLUSTRATOR wrote:

They're jealous of our Sexual Freedom and want to come take our virgins before they're corrupted.
(Does that help?)


I'm thinking they went to some Paris swing clubs and there weren't any jihotties there so they got pissed and declared a fatwa.
Radical Islam probably wouldn't exist if in 1932 an Egyptian professor studied in New York and was appalled at the loose american women. Just think if dude would have given in to a blow job. The world would be a different place.

just a summary of the first few chapters of "The Looming Tower"
Actually...no. It's really a thing. Google "jihotties".
ILLUSTRATOR wrote:

I thought the "Jihotties" were the better looking members of the band of misfits with less lice in their beards.


Nope, not quite.

http://www.incrediblethings.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/camel-festival-lipstick.jpg
KIDSATPLAY wrote:

I don't think they are after the neighbors dildo so much, more likely, they want to cut out her clit.
Maybe we should close the Swing Clubs on voting day, at least during poling hours.


I thought they WERE all closed on election day. All the ones in Erda are anyway.