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...the new Star Wars movie?

1) Oh my god, I'm so excited I peed myself a little.

2) Yup, in fact we rented out the WHOLE theater so we could have some of that kinky movie theater sex and stuff.

3) Meh, could take it or leave it.

4) I don't really like movies with space bears and stuff.

5) When are they gonna make "Alf, The Motion Picture"?

6) Bought my Star Wars tickets the SECOND they went on sale!

7) Gonna see all the other Star Wars movies in a back to back marathon right before the first showing of the new one.

8) Nope, but I can't WAIT for Deadpool.

9) Han shot first.

10) We're waiting for the Wuthering Heights sequel.

11) We better finally get to see Leia's boobies!

12) We don't have a tv...and we drive a Prius.

13) Can't wait. I hope Luke finally gets to whip out his OTHER light saber and use it on...oh fuck, I forgot that's his sister.

14) I will go see it...but only if it gets me laid by some hot geek chick/guy.

15) I invited Heidi Hatch to go see it with me...if she agrees not to wear panties.
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1 and 6. 2 is a great idea though.
Wow, I wish I could be this bored Evil.
16. Star Wars? yawn...
CPSWINGTIME wrote:

Wow, I wish I could be this bored Evil.


Don't sell yourself short. If you try really hard you can do anything you put your mind to. It just takes effort and willpower. Some people watch Dancing With The Stars, I concoct inane vapid polls.