...hot swinger poontang? Ladies, feel free to chime in as to what gets you to drop your panties.
1) My ginormous dick.
2) My sparkling personalty.
3) My manly pheromones...and the testosterone I shoot up every morning.
4) Being a huge twatwaffle in the forums. (This REALLY doesn't work, trust me. But I'll keep trying and let you know when it does.)
5) Sheer animal magnetism.
6) My self effacing humor. I know TONS of knock knock jokes.
7) I just fucking TAKE what I want...cuz I'm a MAN!
8) My bodacious dad bod.
9) My wife seduces 'em for me and then I sneak right in there.
10) Nothing. Gettin' hot swinger tail is like shootin' fish in a barrel...on account of all swinger bitches are basically nymphos and sluts.
11) It's cuz I know sex tricks other dudes don't. Like anal sex and stuff.
1) My ginormous dick.
2) My sparkling personalty.
3) My manly pheromones...and the testosterone I shoot up every morning.
4) Being a huge twatwaffle in the forums. (This REALLY doesn't work, trust me. But I'll keep trying and let you know when it does.)
5) Sheer animal magnetism.
6) My self effacing humor. I know TONS of knock knock jokes.
7) I just fucking TAKE what I want...cuz I'm a MAN!
8) My bodacious dad bod.
9) My wife seduces 'em for me and then I sneak right in there.
10) Nothing. Gettin' hot swinger tail is like shootin' fish in a barrel...on account of all swinger bitches are basically nymphos and sluts.
11) It's cuz I know sex tricks other dudes don't. Like anal sex and stuff.
