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1) Their horn(y) is so conspicuous.
2) They don't come with a lot of extraneous baggage (i.e. a dude with a dick).
3) They make me feel like a sultan with a harem...okay, well at least like a low rent polygamist (great great grandpa would be so proud).
4) Pffft. No such animal. All the uni profiles are closeted gay dudes trolling for sex on the down low.
5) They're all BSC (bat shit cuckoo) and I'm all about the cuckoo.
6) Evil, have you ever even BEEN with a unicorn? YOU're bat shit cuckoo AND you'll never get laid by one of these magnificent creatures!
7) Wtf? Single ladies aren't looking for NSA sex. They want Prince Charming, the white picket fence, and a houseful of screaming, pooping babies.
8) I like them cuz they're soft and warm and have boobies.
9) This is by FAR the worst poll you've ever done, Evil. Try going back to the Monday Morning 'Pole'.
10) I am SO gonna go unicorn huntin' this weekend. They're in season ya know.
11) So what animal are single dudes? Cockatoos?
12) I wish Swingular allowed ONLY unicorns...and me.
13) If I find a unicorn can I get into parties on her free pass?
1) Their horn(y) is so conspicuous.
2) They don't come with a lot of extraneous baggage (i.e. a dude with a dick).
3) They make me feel like a sultan with a harem...okay, well at least like a low rent polygamist (great great grandpa would be so proud).
4) Pffft. No such animal. All the uni profiles are closeted gay dudes trolling for sex on the down low.
5) They're all BSC (bat shit cuckoo) and I'm all about the cuckoo.
6) Evil, have you ever even BEEN with a unicorn? YOU're bat shit cuckoo AND you'll never get laid by one of these magnificent creatures!
7) Wtf? Single ladies aren't looking for NSA sex. They want Prince Charming, the white picket fence, and a houseful of screaming, pooping babies.
8) I like them cuz they're soft and warm and have boobies.
9) This is by FAR the worst poll you've ever done, Evil. Try going back to the Monday Morning 'Pole'.
10) I am SO gonna go unicorn huntin' this weekend. They're in season ya know.
11) So what animal are single dudes? Cockatoos?
12) I wish Swingular allowed ONLY unicorns...and me.
13) If I find a unicorn can I get into parties on her free pass?
Their command of the Oxford comma comes to mind.
DELICIOUSLYWET wrote:
Their command of the Oxford comma comes to mind.
If that's some vulgar Limey slang for stimulation of the Grafenberg spot I heartily agree.
That they don't exist haha! We found loaning our wives out works best!!! Ok ok.. Maybe there are a few.. But not enough to satisfy all the hungry couples
I keep a few under my dress....bring them out occasionally for all the gentlemen to see~
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As usual, UTAHCOUPLE, you are wrong, wrong, WRONG! Fairy tale (tail?) or fable my ass. (And Gloria Vanderbilt is an atheist cunt.)
Found one!
Geez it's hard to post a pic on here...
Geez it's hard to post a pic on here...
To respond to the male unicorn picture...after that pic i wish it was harder to post a pic.
INVESTIGATINGKINK wrote:
To respond to the male unicorn picture...after that pic i wish it was harder to post a pic.
LMAO!!!! Just helping since people seemed to have lost their faith!
EVILDOERS wrote:What am I wrong about joking like you? Trust me I know what a unicorn is and its not a fairy tail.UTAHCOUPLE4PLAY wrote:
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As usual, UTAHCOUPLE, you are wrong, wrong, WRONG! Fairy tale (tail?) or fable my ass. (And Gloria Vanderbilt is an atheist cunt.)
What do I like best about Unicorns?
1. Being one myself.
2. If I am crazy, I keep it to myself. Unless you get me drunk, it's probably safer not to.
3. I am very single, I have a few regular guys, and I fuck whoever else I want to whenever I want.
4. After you fuck me, I don't want fairy tales, sweet promises, picket fences or chocolates. I am actually allergic to chocolate.
5. After you fuck me, most likely I will want to leave. I don't usually go for sleepovers. I do go for pretty much anything else though.
6. UtahCouple4Play, the male half at least, is not wrong. He is one of my regular guys. And he knows exactly what to do with me. Thanks to him a few of you have already had me.
7. To the wives, thank you for loaning out your husbands. They are awesome. So are you.
8. Yes I am a magnificent creature.
1. Being one myself.
2. If I am crazy, I keep it to myself. Unless you get me drunk, it's probably safer not to.
3. I am very single, I have a few regular guys, and I fuck whoever else I want to whenever I want.
4. After you fuck me, I don't want fairy tales, sweet promises, picket fences or chocolates. I am actually allergic to chocolate.
5. After you fuck me, most likely I will want to leave. I don't usually go for sleepovers. I do go for pretty much anything else though.
6. UtahCouple4Play, the male half at least, is not wrong. He is one of my regular guys. And he knows exactly what to do with me. Thanks to him a few of you have already had me.
7. To the wives, thank you for loaning out your husbands. They are awesome. So are you.
8. Yes I am a magnificent creature.
IN_UR_DREAMS wrote:Hey thanks you didn't call me old guy this time POOKEY. Now put your pointy thing away. Girl you make me laugh to hard and I missed you tonight. POOKEY LMFAS, it's your turn to bring me dinner next friday.
What do I like best about Unicorns?
1. Being one myself.
2. If I am crazy, I keep it to myself. Unless you get me drunk, it's probably safer not to.
3. I am very single, I have a few regular guys, and I fuck whoever else I want to whenever I want.
4. After you fuck me, I don't want fairy tales, sweet promises, picket fences or chocolates. I am actually allergic to chocolate.
5. After you fuck me, most likely I will want to leave. I don't usually go for sleepovers. I do go for pretty much anything else though.
6. UtahCouple4Play, the male half at least, is not wrong. He is one of my regular guys. And he knows exactly what to do with me. Thanks to him a few of you have already had me.
7. To the wives, thank you for loaning out your husbands. They are awesome. So are you.
8. Yes I am a magnificent creature.
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Love your sense of humor UNICORN73 but you can't be real. LOL
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EVILDOERS wrote:Now thats almost as funny as using the C word about any women.
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UTAHCOUPLE4PLAY wrote:
Love your sense of humor UNICORN73 but you can't be real. LOL
Who me?? Why not?? Wth did I do? Lol!
Gotta say though, I get your point. I have been to some parties but have yet to play with a couple on a regular basis. I'm single. Have been for a while now & am very interested in the LS. That doesn't mean I don't exist. It means I am learning, exploring & not willing to just fuck anyone that messages me. I have to have an attraction and sexual chemistry Or it just isn't as fun. I'm here, maybe I just haven't met you yet or maybe I'm just not interested.
Another thought, I think it's tough for a single woman who is still actually interested in finding someone, to participate in the LS. I've found that if I share my sexuality up front with a man I am dating, they tend to forget there's anything else to do and they unfortunately show less respect. Games....it's been pretty tough to avoid them as most of society is socially conditioned for this type of judgemental response. Thus, it's difficult to just let go and be yourself! Sad but true! Still, I've recently decided FUCK IT, I gotta be me. I've actually shared my interest with most of my friends and am dating someone who is extremely respectful, kind and still into an open relationship although they haven't participated in the LS.
Blah blah blah, I get that unicorns are rare.
Besides, if we were a dime a dozen, it really wouldn't be so exciting now would it?
UNICORN73 wrote:The sUTAHCOUPLE4PLAY wrote:
Love your sense of humor UNICORN73 but you can't be real. LOL
Who me?? Why not?? Wth did I do? Lol!
Gotta say though, I get your point. I have been to some parties but have yet to play with a couple on a regular basis. I'm single. Have been for a while now & am very interested in the LS. That doesn't mean I don't exist. It means I am learning, exploring & not willing to just fuck anyone that messages me. I have to have an attraction and sexual chemistry Or it just isn't as fun. I'm here, maybe I just haven't met you yet or maybe I'm just not interested.
Another thought, I think it's tough for a single woman who is still actually interested in finding someone, to participate in the LS. I've found that if I share my sexuality up front with a man I am dating, they tend to forget there's anything else to do and they unfortunately show less respect. Games....it's been pretty tough to avoid them as most of society is socially conditioned for this type of judgemental response. Thus, it's difficult to just let go and be yourself! Sad but true! Still, I've recently decided FUCK IT, I gotta be me. I've actually shared my interest with most of my friends and am dating someone who is extremely respectful, kind and still into an open relationship although they haven't participated in the LS.
Blah blah blah, I get that unicorns are rare.
Besides, if we were a dime a dozen, it really wouldn't be so exciting now would it?
UNICORN73 wrote:Hey you are real and a smart one at that.UTAHCOUPLE4PLAY wrote:
Love your sense of humor UNICORN73 but you can't be real. LOL
Who me?? Why not?? Wth did I do? Lol!
The so called UNICORN in the lifestyle is real and not at all that hard to find, we found if your patient, kind, honest and up front the trust you build will make it happen. The lack of single girls isn't so much because they haven't been here it's because they fell into a situation where their boundaries were broken and used. They never took the time like you instead blindly trusted what they seen as face value. Then there are the tough skinned ones like IN_UR_DREAMS who took some tough knocks chocked it up to experience and stuck around eventually finding what she was looking for. It's funny that very few people even know a rule of swinging
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UTAHCOUPLE4PLAY wrote:The sUNICORN73 wrote:
[quote=UTAHCOUPLE4PLAY]Love your sense of humor UNICORN73 but you can't be real. LOL
Who me?? Why not?? Wth did I do? Lol!
Gotta say though, I get your point. I have been to some parties but have yet to play with a couple on a regular basis. I'm single. Have been for a while now & am very interested in the LS. That doesn't mean I don't exist. It means I am learning, exploring & not willing to just fuck anyone that messages me. I have to have an attraction and sexual chemistry Or it just isn't as fun. I'm here, maybe I just haven't met you yet or maybe I'm just not interested.
Another thought, I think it's tough for a single woman who is still actually interested in finding someone, to participate in the LS. I've found that if I share my sexuality up front with a man I am dating, they tend to forget there's anything else to do and they unfortunately show less respect. Games....it's been pretty tough to avoid them as most of society is socially conditioned for this type of judgemental response. Thus, it's difficult to just let go and be yourself! Sad but true! Still, I've recently decided FUCK IT, I gotta be me. I've actually shared my interest with most of my friends and am dating someone who is extremely respectful, kind and still into an open relationship although they haven't participated in the LS.
Blah blah blah, I get that unicorns are rare.
Besides, if we were a dime a dozen, it really wouldn't be so exciting now would it?
UNICORN73 wrote:There really should be a section on swingular for the single women on how to find what they are looking for and information what to watch out for, maybe something written by the single women who survived.[/quote]UTAHCOUPLE4PLAY wrote:
Love your sense of humor UNICORN73 but you can't be real. LOL
Who me?? Why not?? Wth did I do? Lol!
(Snip mine.) We had a safe space like that but some useless, disloyal cuntbag who apparently views people as capital ruined it for everyone by sharing the info there. There are guys on here who genuinely deserved warnings but OMG ATTENTION HOW DELICIOUS IT IS was more important to some nameless, faceless waste of a flesh suit.
To me the best thing about unicorns is also the worst thing about unicorns; beholden to none, ultimately, they have immense powers that can be used for good or not-so-good w/ little repercussion on them.
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Funny how I went looking for a UNICORN just to get laid, well I found one and things didn't work out like planed, I didn't find someone to just fuck instead I found a creature more rare. it is called a best friend.
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UTAHCOUPLE4PLAY wrote:
Funny how I went looking for a UNICORN just to get laid, well I found one and things didn't work out like planed, I didn't find someone to just fuck instead I found a creature more rare. it is called a best friend.
IN_UR_DREAMS
That is a really nice thing to say. What a lucky girl! I do think maybe you have a slight obsession with the uni pics though!! Lol!
UNICORN73 wrote:Aaa OK but there is so much more where that came from. Guess I will go put some shingles on the roof but I gotta do at least one more.UTAHCOUPLE4PLAY wrote:
it is called a best friend.
That is a really nice thing to say. What a lucky girl! I do think maybe you have a slight obsession with the uni pics though!! Lol!
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