...a beautiful woman, her hair a little mussed, that just fucked look on her face, wearing nothing but one of your shirts unbuttoned half way and nothing else...making coffee?
1) Nope, nothing.
2) Actually there are LOTS of things sexier.
3) That's against the Word of Wisdom!
4) Yes, if she's frying up some bacon at the same time.
5) Oooh, and some croissant!
6) Tea; Earl Grey; hot.
7) It's never too early for her to bring me a beer instead of coffee.
8) Coffee is vile, nasty, hot liquid.
9) I could almost give up sex if I could still drink amazing coffee.
1) Nope, nothing.
2) Actually there are LOTS of things sexier.
3) That's against the Word of Wisdom!
4) Yes, if she's frying up some bacon at the same time.
5) Oooh, and some croissant!
6) Tea; Earl Grey; hot.
7) It's never too early for her to bring me a beer instead of coffee.
8) Coffee is vile, nasty, hot liquid.
9) I could almost give up sex if I could still drink amazing coffee.
Numbers 1 and 4. As a recent example of said sexy image...nope, nothing sexier IMHO. (To be fair I was making ham and not bacon but I think that counts.) He actually gulped on seeing me as he walked into his kitchen from the shower so I'm calling that a solid win.
Okay 4 & 5. #6 is a little too Picard early in the morning and those damn replicators never get it right.
Maybe instead of coffee but a beer in the backyard.
Baileys and coffee. Never to early for that.
That sounds pretty fucking sexy to me!!
Yep, 1 and 4.
Mmmmmmmmmmmm...BACON!!
AYLA5639 wrote:
Why not naked?
Naked and cooking bacon is a BAD combination. That's how I know the male half wrote this.