...how adorable is your penis?
1) SO fucking adorable!
2) It's at LEAST an 8 out of 10. Okay, maybe a 7. A 6?
3) It's the Thumper (Bambi) of penises.
4) Women often comment what a cutie patootie it is.
5) Actually women swoon when they see it.
6) It's not cute, it's fearsome!
7) It's the Darth Vader of penises.
8) Okay, maybe the Jar Jar Binks of penises.
9) Ominous music plays when I unleash it.
10) I don't call it Sauron, The Dark Lord, The Terminator for nothing.
11) Actually it's like a cute little newborn gerbil with chubby little cheeks and big sad eyes.
1) SO fucking adorable!
2) It's at LEAST an 8 out of 10. Okay, maybe a 7. A 6?
3) It's the Thumper (Bambi) of penises.
4) Women often comment what a cutie patootie it is.
5) Actually women swoon when they see it.
6) It's not cute, it's fearsome!
7) It's the Darth Vader of penises.
8) Okay, maybe the Jar Jar Binks of penises.
9) Ominous music plays when I unleash it.
10) I don't call it Sauron, The Dark Lord, The Terminator for nothing.
11) Actually it's like a cute little newborn gerbil with chubby little cheeks and big sad eyes.
Mine is a solid 10.
What can I say... Mine is sort of a mix of "Thumper/Bambi", "Jar-Jar Binks", adorable, and women swoon. I don't exactly know why anyone would refer to their penis as Sauron or the Dark Lord... But I guess I have not thought about it much. I like my penis and other people seem to like it too. But I just don't have a great category to put it in. Maybe I can create my own. Let's see... "12) A steaming cup of hot cocoa that can quickly turn into a red bull and whiskey." I would say that about sums it up.
I am hung like a Bull Hamster!
TJ
TJ
12) The Redwood of Penis
Not sure about mine, but yours Evil is definitely a #1!!!!
I'm glad you liked it, Mr. PAIR. And believe it or not that was my very first bi experience. I guess I'm just unnaturally good at any kind of sex. Bring on the farm animals!
Evil, it WAS magical, but I wish you would have said something sooner...I could have brought the pony in from the garage.
You mean that WASN'T the pony? That was all you, big boy? Hubba hubba! I've gotta start wearing my reading glasses when I'm out dogging.
On an entirely unrelated note I bought some M6 Pros this week. Going to give them to my SIL for his b-day. Burning them in as we speak.
On an entirely unrelated note I bought some M6 Pros this week. Going to give them to my SIL for his b-day. Burning them in as we speak.
I am not big on bragging about myself, but my girl seems to like it quite a bit, so I guess that is all that really matters.
13 not long but big around as a tuna can
5! Uh, swoon does mean giggle...right? 
I don't want to brag but I have sex once a month and sometimes with a woman.
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I don't want to brag but I have sex once a month and sometimes with a woman.
Beats having it with a cannoli!
I would compare mine to a tube of cookie dough...not the size, but when you see it, you'll want to eat it raw!
5!