I am going to add to this.
My dad was assaulted by a big woman for parking to close to her in the narrow parking stalls ( he is 77 years old BTW ) and she is blaming it on PMS. She might be getting off without a ticket.
Any thoughts?
All in favor of a woman over the age of 16 to be punished by law for overreacting verbal, physical, driving, mind games ect ect. on the week of.....
Mist. for verbal and on up from there.
My dad was assaulted by a big woman for parking to close to her in the narrow parking stalls ( he is 77 years old BTW ) and she is blaming it on PMS. She might be getting off without a ticket.
Any thoughts?
All in favor of a woman over the age of 16 to be punished by law for overreacting verbal, physical, driving, mind games ect ect. on the week of.....
Mist. for verbal and on up from there.
Ms. Evil says fine but only if any guy over 16 can be prosecuted for fucking whining like a little bitch about not getting (enough, any, timely, long enough, short enough, kinky enough, etc.) sex. Suck it up and just jerk off ya whiney fucking little bitches. Her words not mine. 
And yes she's a demure dainty little flower.
And yes she's a demure dainty little flower.
DUSTY wrote:
All in favor of a woman over the age of 16 to be punished by law for overreacting verbal, physical, driving, mind games ect ect. on the week of.....
Mist. for verbal and on up from there.
This may be one of the most succinctly elegant posts I've seen another single male make on this site. It takes a real gift for speech and command of language to dispense so much information with so few words.
With less than one valid English sentence, you've managed to express:
1) Your views on women's rights
2) Your perspective on a woman's purpose
3) Your stance on gender equality
4) Your feelings on how women should be treated
5) An invaluable preview of how any prospective women should expect to be treated by you
6) Your representative status of being a stereotypical single male
It's breathtaking how without even straining to utilize elementary language syntax and structure you've managed to confirm the suspicions of hundreds, perhaps thousands, on the value and viability of our entire social class in the lifestyle.
Bravo!
If I could sticky this to the main page permanently, I would!
TWISTYLEX wrote:DUSTY wrote:This may be one of the most succinctly elegant posts I've seen another single male make on this site. It takes a real gift for speech and command of language to dispense so much information with so few words. With less than one valid English sentence, you've managed to express: 1) Your views on women's rights 2) Your perspective on a woman's purpose 3) Your stance on gender equality 4) Your feelings on how women should be treated 5) An invaluable preview of how any prospective women should expect to be treated by you 6) Your representative status of being a stereotypical single male It's breathtaking how without even straining to utilize elementary language syntax and structure you've managed to confirm the suspicions of hundreds, perhaps thousands, on the value and viability of our entire social class in the lifestyle. Bravo! If I could sticky this to the main page permanently, I would!
All in favor of a woman over the age of 16 to be punished by law for overreacting verbal, physical, driving, mind games ect ect. on the week of..... Mist. for verbal and on up from there.
What are you my fucking English teacher ass hole?
EVILDOERS wrote:
Ms. Evil says fine but only if any guy over 16 can be prosecuted for fucking whining like a little bitch about not getting (enough, any, timely, long enough, short enough, kinky enough, etc.) sex. Suck it up and just jerk off ya whiney fucking little bitches. Her words not mine.
I think that's fare enough...
Only disrespect to the stupid ones. My dad was assaulted by a big woman at a service station ( he is 77 years old ) for parking to close to her car in the narrow parking stalls. She is plaming it on PMS and might be getting away with this without a ticket.
Any thoughts?
Any thoughts?
TWISTYLEX wrote:DUSTY wrote:This may be one of the most succinctly elegant posts I've seen another single male make on this site. It takes a real gift for speech and command of language to dispense so much information with so few words. With less than one valid English sentence, you've managed to express: 1) Your views on women's rights 2) Your perspective on a woman's purpose 3) Your stance on gender equality 4) Your feelings on how women should be treated 5) An invaluable preview of how any prospective women should expect to be treated by you 6) Your representative status of being a stereotypical single male It's breathtaking how without even straining to utilize elementary language syntax and structure you've managed to confirm the suspicions of hundreds, perhaps thousands, on the value and viability of our entire social class in the lifestyle. Bravo! If I could sticky this to the main page permanently, I would!
All in favor of a woman over the age of 16 to be punished by law for overreacting verbal, physical, driving, mind games ect ect. on the week of..... Mist. for verbal and on up from there.
Also your smooth proper English wont get you laid unless the librarien ( did I spell that right ) puts out like a fire hose. Neither will your hair line. Shave it dude.
For anyone who's curious, DUSTY's complete original post is quoted in my statement above. I suspect a deluge of emails encouraged him to augment his original statement. Either that or a freak spark of cognition arced through his grey matter, and he realized how contrary his statement was with the PLUR he espouses in his profile (Peace, Love, Unity, and Respect).
The latter is rather unlikely, as his edit fails to address even the very least egregious aspect of his sentiment. As a hint to other single men, the individual (and out of context) actions of a single person do not reflect on their entire gender.
Many women, perhaps even most, are attracted to intelligence. While a firm command of written language isn't the only indicator of intelligence, it is a strong one. A person's ability to verbally communicate is a direct reflection of their ability to insert their ideas into the mind of another. If you can't put the idea of being with you into her head, good luck putting anything else into her.
As a case in point: one of the most attractive women on this site posted an expression of her interest directly after your assertion that only a librarian would be interested. Sapiosexuals are real, and very exciting people. When you marginalize an entire gender, it makes it difficult to see that a person is more than just their appearance, profession, or sexual identity.
The latter is rather unlikely, as his edit fails to address even the very least egregious aspect of his sentiment. As a hint to other single men, the individual (and out of context) actions of a single person do not reflect on their entire gender.
DUSTY wrote:
Also your smooth proper English wont get you laid unless the librarien ( did I spell that right ) puts out like a fire hose.
Many women, perhaps even most, are attracted to intelligence. While a firm command of written language isn't the only indicator of intelligence, it is a strong one. A person's ability to verbally communicate is a direct reflection of their ability to insert their ideas into the mind of another. If you can't put the idea of being with you into her head, good luck putting anything else into her.
As a case in point: one of the most attractive women on this site posted an expression of her interest directly after your assertion that only a librarian would be interested. Sapiosexuals are real, and very exciting people. When you marginalize an entire gender, it makes it difficult to see that a person is more than just their appearance, profession, or sexual identity.
Not sure how this is a problem for swing members to solve. Facebook might have been better.
However an assault is never a good thing. Not only is she under age....the law will not prosecute her as an adult. She could get in trouble for what she did though. If your dad chooses to take her to court. It is all up to the judge how he wants to go about this problem. I would tell your dad to get a lawyer and go from there.
Maybe go to the library and, see what his rights are in some of the law books that just hang around the Law section in the library. You can be his lawyer as well.
Another factor is....did he get hurt by this girl. Does he have medical bills. Did she cause damage to his car. All of this matters in the court of law!
However an assault is never a good thing. Not only is she under age....the law will not prosecute her as an adult. She could get in trouble for what she did though. If your dad chooses to take her to court. It is all up to the judge how he wants to go about this problem. I would tell your dad to get a lawyer and go from there.
Maybe go to the library and, see what his rights are in some of the law books that just hang around the Law section in the library. You can be his lawyer as well.
Another factor is....did he get hurt by this girl. Does he have medical bills. Did she cause damage to his car. All of this matters in the court of law!
Alex has a point, understandably the woman had definitely been out of line, but to put an entire gender on the line because of one person is an overwhelming show of disrespect towards women. It's like saying all single men on this site are ego-maniacal, egotistical, sociopaths that cannot take criticism without jumping over the line and insulting others and swearing. It's not true yet there are some here that do and are. To feel the need to insult or swear at someone for sharing their point of view is juvenile and immature, and unfortunately there are many that do.
TWISTYLEX wrote:
This may be one of the most succinctly elegant posts I've seen another single male make on this site. It takes a real gift for speech and command of language to dispense so much information with so few words.
With less than one valid English sentence, you've managed to express:
1) Your views on women's rights
2) Your perspective on a woman's purpose
3) Your stance on gender equality
4) Your feelings on how women should be treated
5) An invaluable preview of how any prospective women should expect to be treated by you
6) Your representative status of being a stereotypical single male
It's breathtaking how without even straining to utilize elementary language syntax and structure you've managed to confirm the suspicions of hundreds, perhaps thousands, on the value and viability of our entire social class in the lifestyle.
Bravo!
If I could sticky this to the main page permanently, I would!
DUSTY wrote:
[quote=TWISTYLEX]
[quote=DUSTY]What are you my fucking English teacher ass hole?
Unless "Dusty" is a gay man and has no interest in woman at all, I just don't think coming to a swinger site and bashing women was a great idea...but call me crazy, what do I know? MY Dusty (aka my sexy husband) loves all women and treats them with respect even when PMS rears her ugly head.
JUST_RACH wrote:
You! Can I just keep you? And anytime a single male makes a stupid comment sic you on them.
You bet! Of course, just following Dusty around and addressing his raging misogyny would be a full time job.
There's really something to be said about the fact that of all the things I said that he could take issue with, he starts sputtering profanities over my jab at his grammar. Then modifies his post to add details, as though more information will vindicate his vitriolic attitude towards anyone with a uterus.
It's interesting though that the authorities didn't even think this alleged assault warranted a citation. It calls into question what exactly constitutes assault in Dusty's eyes. Particularly assault by a woman, as he clearly considers women to be in a different class where the law is concerned.
I love the smell of napalm...er self immolation in the morning.
Yet another pussy drenching post!!! Two ass hats (Dusty and Twisty)flexing their muscles for all the ladies to see. I'm so horny now. Hey Twisty, Dusty once posted his address. Why don't you see if you can find it so that you two can take care of this the old fashion way. Please don't forget to invite me... Men fighting is the sexiest!!!
TOUGIRL wrote:
Yet another pussy drenching post!!! Two ass hats (Dusty and Twisty)flexing their muscles for all the ladies to see. I'm so horny now.
I'd find it rather odd if anyone found the whole of this discussion thread to be arousing. Arousal was certainly not my objective. I personally find the whole subject matter completely revolting, and if anything my point in replying at all is to illustrate that not every single male on this site is a womanizing misogynist with acrimonious loathing for quirks of female biology.
TWISTYLEX wrote:
For anyone who's curious, DUSTY's complete original post is quoted in my statement above. I suspect a deluge of emails encouraged him to augment his original statement. Either that or a freak spark of cognition arced through his grey matter, and he realized how contrary his statement was with the PLUR he espouses in his profile (Peace, Love, Unity, and Respect). The latter is rather unlikely, as his edit fails to address even the very least egregious aspect of his sentiment. As a hint to other single men, the individual (and out of context) actions of a single person do not reflect on their entire gender.DUSTY wrote:Many women, perhaps even most, are attracted to intelligence. While a firm command of written language isn't the only indicator of intelligence, it is a strong one. A person's ability to verbally communicate is a direct reflection of their ability to insert their ideas into the mind of another. If you can't put the idea of being with you into her head, good luck putting anything else into her. As a case in point: one of the most attractive women on this site posted an expression of her interest directly after your assertion that only a librarian would be interested. Sapiosexuals are real, and very exciting people. When you marginalize an entire gender, it makes it difficult to see that a person is more than just their appearance, profession, or sexual identity.
Also your smooth proper English wont get you laid unless the librarien ( did I spell that right ) puts out like a fire hose.
You.... You and your words !!!! PSHHS
HOTFIRELOVERS wrote:
Not sure how this is a problem for swing members to solve. Facebook might have been better. However an assault is never a good thing. Not only is she under age....the law will not prosecute her as an adult. She could get in trouble for what she did though. If your dad chooses to take her to court. It is all up to the judge how he wants to go about this problem. I would tell your dad to get a lawyer and go from there. Maybe go to the library and, see what his rights are in some of the law books that just hang around the Law section in the library. You can be his lawyer as well. Another factor is....did he get hurt by this girl. Does he have medical bills. Did she cause damage to his car. All of this matters in the court of law!
No didn't get hurt just humiliated relay. I forgot to mention she is 44 years old. The 16 and over was a bad joke.
TOUGIRL wrote:
Yet another pussy drenching post!!! Two ass hats (Dusty and Twisty)flexing their muscles for all the ladies to see. I'm so horny now. Hey Twisty, Dusty once posted his address. Why don't you see if you can find it so that you two can take care of this the old fashion way. Please don't forget to invite me... Men fighting is the sexiest!!!
1683 North Mt. Road
North Ogden
Utah
84404
Got it ?
Bring friends !!! You'll need them.
FYI, This is way more fun than facebook!!! The best part is how you react to the shit I post, like children. Also any one from this site and I have made many great friends that I plan on staying in contact for ever, know that PLUR describes me very well. I am the most caring honest loving guy ever. But I am completely full of shit LOL I like to have fun. So the joke is on you!! The smart ones don't reply at all because they know they will just be fueling my ego.
Now back to this bleeding vagina that needs to be stoned in the village square.
Now back to this bleeding vagina that needs to be stoned in the village square.
LOOKN4A3RD4FUN wrote:
Unless "Dusty" is a gay man and has no interest in woman at all, I just don't think coming to a swinger site and bashing women was a great idea...but call me crazy, what do I know? MY Dusty (aka my sexy husband) loves all women and treats them with respect even when PMS rears her ugly head.
That's awesome !! All the real woman I know at the age of 44 know how to react to their hormones and don't flip out on old men in parking lots when they don't get their way.
JUST_RACH wrote:You! Can I just keep you? And anytime a single male makes a stupid comment sic you on them. And side note Librarian. No E [/quote]TWISTYLEX wrote:This may be one of the most succinctly elegant posts I've seen another single male make on this site. It takes a real gift for speech and command of language to dispense so much information with so few words. With less than one valid English sentence, you've managed to express: 1) Your views on women's rights 2) Your perspective on a woman's purpose 3) Your stance on gender equality 4) Your feelings on how women should be treated 5) An invaluable preview of how any prospective women should expect to be treated by you 6) Your representative status of being a stereotypical single male It's breathtaking how without even straining to utilize elementary language syntax and structure you've managed to confirm the suspicions of hundreds, perhaps thousands, on the value and viability of our entire social class in the lifestyle. Bravo! If I could sticky this to the main page permanently, I would!
[quote=DUSTY]All in favor of a woman over the age of 16 to be punished by law for overreacting verbal, physical, driving, mind games ect ect. on the week of..... Mist. for verbal and on up from there.
Oh Rach did we find a match !!! You two could hit up all the spelling B's
As a case in point: one of the most attractive women on this site posted an expression of her interest directly after your assertion that only a librarian would be interested. Sapiosexuals are real, and very exciting people.
She's mad at me dude, so what better way to get to me than bat her eyes at you. I bet when you go to the bar all the hot woman play the fuck out of you till you have spent your 401K on shots for them.
Yes Sapiosexuals are real but usualy they are attractive people.
Hos my spelling dude.
She's mad at me dude, so what better way to get to me than bat her eyes at you. I bet when you go to the bar all the hot woman play the fuck out of you till you have spent your 401K on shots for them.
Yes Sapiosexuals are real but usualy they are attractive people.
Hos my spelling dude.
Yeah but what about those senile old fucks who can't see well enough to park anywhere close to the middle of the parking space?
One of my neighbors was outside last fall yelling at some kids to get off his lawn and trying to spray them with his garden hose. Didn't have the heart to tell him he was yelling at some tall bushes in his front yard. I think he was yelling something about Obama and the United Nations too. Eventually his wife tottered out and gave him a cookie and some warm milk and calmed him down. At least his lawn got some extra water.
One of my neighbors was outside last fall yelling at some kids to get off his lawn and trying to spray them with his garden hose. Didn't have the heart to tell him he was yelling at some tall bushes in his front yard. I think he was yelling something about Obama and the United Nations too. Eventually his wife tottered out and gave him a cookie and some warm milk and calmed him down. At least his lawn got some extra water.
EVILDOERS wrote:
Yeah but what about those senile old fucks who can't see well enough to park anywhere close to the middle of the parking space? One of my neighbors was outside last fall yelling at some kids to get off his lawn and trying to spray them with his garden hose. Didn't have the heart to tell him he was yelling at some tall bushes in his front yard. I think he was yelling something about Obama and the United Nations too. Eventually his wife tottered out and gave him a cookie and some warm milk and calmed him down. At least his lawn got some extra water.
Ok your one of my favorites that posts here but. I have allot more sympathy for old man or woman doing stupid shit they have a good excuse. But a 44 year old woman that cant control her emotions is sad. She is 44 probably weighs 240 and most likely needs sex way more than any of us... Dangerous !!! The sexual repressed scare me more than the whole middle east.
We'll see if you change your tune when my neighbor finds where his wife hid his shotgun and he takes out half your landscaping because he thinks your shrubbery are Democrats.
Digital genuflecting? Naw, more like digital circle jerk. And I DON"T expect any friend requests or invitations from anyone. But I'd really appreciate it if someone has like a 50% off coupon for Jiffy Lube or Tai Pan Trading.
Genuflecting?
Genuflecting conveys a deep, nearly worshipful respect.
The roots of the word translate to knee-bend, but the essential semantic value is deep respect.
Lacking deep respect it doesn't make sense to use.
It'd be like saying hideous when you really mean "pretty, but not my type"
The roots of the word translate to knee-bend, but the essential semantic value is deep respect.
Lacking deep respect it doesn't make sense to use.
It'd be like saying hideous when you really mean "pretty, but not my type"
EVILDOERS wrote:
We'll see if you change your tune when my neighbor finds where his wife hid his shotgun and he takes out half your landscaping because he thinks your shrubbery are Democrats.
Well if he is at that point he may already have imaginary friends waiting to ambush ? ever thin of that you could have a nightmare coming to get you soon !!!!
EVILDOERS wrote:
Digital genuflecting? Naw, more like digital circle jerk. And I DON"T expect any friend requests or invitations from anyone. But I'd really appreciate it if someone has like a 50% off coupon for Jiffy Lube or Tai Pan Trading.
I weld beautiful art metal fuck Tai Pan. if that interests you.
TWISTYLEX wrote:
Genuflecting conveys a deep, nearly worshipful respect. The roots of the word translate to knee-bend, but the essential semantic value is deep respect. Lacking deep respect it doesn't make sense to use. It'd be like saying hideous when you really mean "pretty, but not my type"
You know what? Your one of those people I always want to walk up to and just say.... Hey dude... What do you call balls on a gay guy? Mud flaps !!! Just to see the look on your face.
DELICIOUSLYWET wrote:
If we put all of this digital genuflecting and positioning on this thread aside (The entertaining stuff) and consider the serious aspect of what happened we hope your dad is okay and not injured.
Thank you seriously. My dad is my best friend and has saved me a time or two. I have overtyped my boundaries many times in his behalf. Yes I hope the woman gets it figured out and quits killing herself with diet coke.
I'm not angry, and wasn't trying to be critical. I didn
Just to be an ass hole I am going to take the other side and say that I think she should have beat the old fucktard half to death and then sat on him and bounced up and down until he learned his lesson. Anyone that doesn
Where'd I hide my tequila? May need it for the next round!
I want my 5 minutes back I wasted reading any of this thread at all...OK 6 minutes now since I had to reply.
Ok thats it......... put your hand up!
What a dickhead...head.
Gotta say UPLIFT...you OWN that uniform. Like a boss! Have to ask though. Were the l'il guys arms lost in a tragic menstrual period incident in a parking lot. You should totally host a telethon in his honor. Or like put money jars in 7-Elevens. "Please Help Buy Prosthetic Arms For My L'il Buddy!"
Hmmmm I'm gonna totally go out on a limb here. Did DUSTY by any chance screw you (literally and/or figuratively), SEXY37? 
GOODKARMA1211 wrote:
Where'd I hide my tequila? May need it for the next round!
:-)
SEXY37 wrote:
SHIT... hit the wrong button.. now as I was saying 1. Maybe Dad isn't the top notch driver that he was once upon a time and really did get "to close" or even cause damage to this "44" year old menstruating female's car. Maybe her was approached in a kind manner by this female and he responded in the same manner that his son probably would. The possibility of self defense may come into play here. 2. Possibly dad became arrogant, ignorant, and/or demeaning for some reason and this young lady had just had enough for the day and chose to shut him up before he became more abusive. 3. Maybe the apple we all know on here didn't fall from the tree and this is all just a big story in order to get sympathy or cover up an aggressive act first initiated by the tree. 4. Maybe this 44 year old had already had the distinct pleasure of being the recipient of Dusty's incredible social skills and while picking up tampons, recognized the tree and wanted to personally thank him for his parenting skills. Just some food for thought. Again I have no idea what happened or may have happened but just trying to expand the thought 2process of some other possibilities.
4 pages mother trucker !!! Wana go 5 ??? GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
DELICIOUSLYWET wrote:Im not sure let me ask LMAOUPLIFTYOURLIFE wrote:
Ok thats it......... put your hand up!
Can he talk?
DUSTY wrote:SEXY37 wrote:
SHIT... hit the wrong button.. now as I was saying 1. Maybe Dad isn't the top notch driver that he was once upon a time and really did get "to close" or even cause damage to this "44" year old menstruating female's car. Maybe her was approached in a kind manner by this female and he responded in the same manner that his son probably would. The possibility of self defense may come into play here. 2. Possibly dad became arrogant, ignorant, and/or demeaning for some reason and this young lady had just had enough for the day and chose to shut him up before he became more abusive. 3. Maybe the apple we all know on here didn't fall from the tree and this is all just a big story in order to get sympathy or cover up an aggressive act first initiated by the tree. 4. Maybe this 44 year old had already had the distinct pleasure of being the recipient of Dusty's incredible social skills and while picking up tampons, recognized the tree and wanted to personally thank him for his parenting skills. Just some food for thought. Again I have no idea what happened or may have happened but just trying to expand the thought 2process of some other possibilities.
4 pages mother trucker !!! Wana go 5 ??? GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
You know, it's been a while since I last really participated in discussion in these forums.
I've read your original post and replies, and while I personally find your perspective and views appalling; I'm more shocked than anything else. Shocked, not only at the fact that you haven't been completely eviscerated yet, but also at the relatively few replies posted by anyone at all.
Then the obvious finally dawned on me; people think you're a common troll.
They don't bother replying, because everyone knows better than to feed the trolls.
However, you are not a troll; not a common troll, anyway. Your common, everyday internet-troll doesn't usually agree with the tripe they spew on their online communities. They do it for the reaction, just to get a rise out of people. They'll say just about anything in order to be adversarial, even when it flies in the face of everything they personally stand for. The aspect that makes them a troll is their motivation. They don't mean it. It's all for fun.
I, however, have had the misfortune of dealing with you one-on-one. Not only through direct communication, but also by being in the same room as a number of different women you've tried to chat up. (They usually get my attention when they blurt out "What an ASS! I can't believe he just said that!") You actually think this way. You're able to hold up the sensitive/interesting facade for only a short while before your real womanizing personality slips out.
It's somewhat amusing to realize that one-on-one you go from Jekyll to Hyde, but in the public forum it's from Hyde to Jekyll. It does make sense, though. Most people are more caustic in the forums than they are one-on-one. Naturally, it makes you feel right at home. You can be your true self here. Except that you start to realize from people's reactions that they think you're a sociopath.
"Uh oh.. what to do? I don't want them to see me for who I am! .. Wait! I know!!"
DUSTY wrote:
I am the most caring honest loving guy ever. But I am completely full of shit LOL I like to have fun. So the joke is on you!! The smart ones don't reply at all because they know they will just be fueling my ego.
"Whew! That was a close one... Now they'll think I'm just trolling."
Sure. Just keep telling yourself that.
EVILDOERS wrote:
What a dickhead...head.
No shit thats what I told my neighbor......
DELICIOUSLYWET wrote:
To be precise as I can in using the term genuflecting I was referring to coming to the defense of anything that might cause us to bow down or even just give it a nod in reverence in this case figuratively. So you know having spent time in Ireland, recently, and having developed some Irish friendships there and here at home and being genetically mostly Irish and having that influence in my home throughout my childhood "genuflection" has a different meaning to me than it does to you. My bad as they say in the streets. I did not take you with me. It is a word so often made sport of in certain societies that my use of the term would be quite acceptable just like the many ways we use "fuck" all over the world. A woman with a great smile might pass by and a man might say to his mates "Awe she has got me genuflecting she does." I have heard that said more than once. If language is to be looked at as something hard and fast then why do we not criticize everyone that does not speak as they did in the time of Shakespeare?
Ahh! I hadn't considered that you might be referring to the female gender as the genuflectee, so to speak. In that case you're using the word perfectly, and I've utterly failed to catch your reference.
Sorry for my confusion.
TWISTYLEX wrote:You know, it's been a while since I last really participated in discussion in these forums. I've read your original post and replies, and while I personally find your perspective and views appalling; I'm more shocked than anything else. Shocked, not only at the fact that you haven't been completely eviscerated yet, but also at the relatively few replies posted by anyone at all. Then the obvious finally dawned on me; people think you're a common troll. They don't bother replying, because everyone knows better than to feed the trolls. However, you are not a troll; not a common troll, anyway. Your common, everyday internet-troll doesn't usually agree with the tripe they spew on their online communities. They do it for the reaction, just to get a rise out of people. They'll say just about anything in order to be adversarial, even when it flies in the face of everything they personally stand for. The aspect that makes them a troll is their motivation. They don't mean it. It's all for fun. I, however, have had the misfortune of dealing with you one-on-one. Not only through direct communication, but also by being in the same room as a number of different women you've tried to chat up. (They usually get my attention when they blurt out "What an ASS! I can't believe he just said that!") You actually think this way. You're able to hold up the sensitive/interesting facade for only a short while before your real womanizing personality slips out. It's somewhat amusing to realize that one-on-one you go from Jekyll to Hyde, but in the public forum it's from Hyde to Jekyll. It does make sense, though. Most people are more caustic in the forums than they are one-on-one. Naturally, it makes you feel right at home. You can be your true self here. Except that you start to realize from people's reactions that they think you're a sociopath. "Uh oh.. what to do? I don't want them to see me for who I am! .. Wait! I know!!"DUSTY wrote:4 pages mother trucker !!! Wana go 5 ??? GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
[quote=SEXY37]SHIT... hit the wrong button.. now as I was saying 1. Maybe Dad isn't the top notch driver that he was once upon a time and really did get "to close" or even cause damage to this "44" year old menstruating female's car. Maybe her was approached in a kind manner by this female and he responded in the same manner that his son probably would. The possibility of self defense may come into play here. 2. Possibly dad became arrogant, ignorant, and/or demeaning for some reason and this young lady had just had enough for the day and chose to shut him up before he became more abusive. 3. Maybe the apple we all know on here didn't fall from the tree and this is all just a big story in order to get sympathy or cover up an aggressive act first initiated by the tree. 4. Maybe this 44 year old had already had the distinct pleasure of being the recipient of Dusty's incredible social skills and while picking up tampons, recognized the tree and wanted to personally thank him for his parenting skills. Just some food for thought. Again I have no idea what happened or may have happened but just trying to expand the thought 2process of some other possibilities.
DUSTY wrote:
I am the most caring honest loving guy ever. But I am completely full of shit LOL I like to have fun. So the joke is on you!! The smart ones don't reply at all because they know they will just be fueling my ego.
Your taking this way to serious BUD...
Blame it on my ADD baby :-)
Mam-o man there sure are a lot of folks on this site that read way too much in some of these post. Original poster did not say who was not in the middle of their parking spaces. He did not go against an entire gender, as he is only going after those 16+ years old. There is a lot of women that are like that because they think they are safe from getting hit so they will go off on a man. Now I am not saying all women just that there are a lot of them. Hell just drive down the road and watch how some of them act, Yes I know there are a lot of men doing the same thing because they feel safe in their cars. But to read more into what he had to say instead of asking for him to clarify the situation first is silly in my opinion. As far as correcting spelling and grammar I could go to any discussion board and do the same I would guess to 50% of the posters. Take a chill pill and let the guy vent. What did it hurt?
HIGHWAY1 wrote:
Mam-o man there sure are a lot of folks on this site that read way too much in some of these post. Original poster did not say who was not in the middle of their parking spaces. He did not go against an entire gender, as he is only going after those 16+ years old. There is a lot of women that are like that because they think they are safe from getting hit so they will go off on a man. Now I am not saying all women just that there are a lot of them. Hell just drive down the road and watch how some of them act, Yes I know there are a lot of men doing the same thing because they feel safe in their cars. But to read more into what he had to say instead of asking for him to clarify the situation first is silly in my opinion. As far as correcting spelling and grammar I could go to any discussion board and do the same I would guess to 50% of the posters. Take a chill pill and let the guy vent. What did it hurt?
Apologies. My original response to you was very patronizing.
The post that started this thread was later revised. In the original message he didn't specify that cars or elderly people were involved at all. I personally think these particular details were invented post-hoc to hide how incredibly misogynistic he initially came off. A passive review of his other forum posts demonstrates somewhat clearly that he has very little respect for women as humans, much less equals.
For a reference to the original post that started this thread, please see the first page of this thread, fourth post from the top. The quote presented there is the original post in its entirety.
DUSTY wrote:TOUGIRL wrote:
Yet another pussy drenching post!!! Two ass hats (Dusty and Twisty)flexing their muscles for all the ladies to see. I'm so horny now. Hey Twisty, Dusty once posted his address. Why don't you see if you can find it so that you two can take care of this the old fashion way. Please don't forget to invite me... Men fighting is the sexiest!!!
1683 North Mt. Road
North Ogden
Utah
84404
Got it ?
So as I understand it Dusty would like everyone to sign him up for any and all magazine subscriptions you may have a reply card for.. Come on people of swingular we can make this mans dream happen!!!
Bring friends !!! You'll need them.
H2ODREAMS wrote:
So as I understand it Dusty would like everyone to sign him up for any and all magazine subscriptions you may have a reply card for.. Come on people of swingular we can make this mans dream happen!!!
LOL!
Thank you for that. You're fantastic. :-)
TWISTYLEX wrote:H2ODREAMS wrote:
So as I understand it Dusty would like everyone to sign him up for any and all magazine subscriptions you may have a reply card for.. Come on people of swingular we can make this mans dream happen!!!
LOL!
Thank you for that. You're fantastic. :-)
Better yet... Dusty will have the LDS Missionaries, JW's, HK's, 7th day and any other church I can find and send knocking. Someone could also maybe call some government offices, anonymous tipsters, maybe?
CNTRLCPL wrote:
Better yet... Dusty will have the LDS Missionaries, JW's, HK's, 7th day and any other church I can find and send knocking. Someone could also maybe call some government offices, anonymous tipsters, maybe?
Sadly, most mainstream religions would really only make matters worse. Religious patriarchy might actually be the root of all misogyny in the world.
I suspect Dusty was brought up highly religious, maybe even fundamentalist.
We're getting way off track here. I think everyone is missing the point. This thread is about bringing the troops home! We don't need to have our boys on foreign soil anymore. Bring them home. Let them fight the next war here. Let them sleep in a warm bed, have a delicious breakfast then go off to war. Maybe Nebraska. That's a terrible state. Let's have the next war in Nebraska. Or maybe South Dakota. Definitely not Florida. You will get your ass shot for just walking around eating Skittles or texting in a movie theater or playing your music too loud at a convenience store. WAY too dangerous having a war there. Actually, come to think of it, DUSTY's dad should just move there and he can fucking SHOOT the next mouthy menstruating woman who critiques his mad geriatric parking skillz. Problem solved.
HIGHWAY1 wrote:
Mam-o man there sure are a lot of folks on this site that read way too much in some of these post. Original poster did not say who was not in the middle of their parking spaces. He did not go against an entire gender, as he is only going after those 16+ years old. There is a lot of women that are like that because they think they are safe from getting hit so they will go off on a man. Now I am not saying all women just that there are a lot of them. Hell just drive down the road and watch how some of them act, Yes I know there are a lot of men doing the same thing because they feel safe in their cars. But to read more into what he had to say instead of asking for him to clarify the situation first is silly in my opinion. As far as correcting spelling and grammar I could go to any discussion board and do the same I would guess to 50% of the posters. Take a chill pill and let the guy vent. What did it hurt?
Its a Utah thing. They put idiot in the water here.
TWISTYLEX wrote:H2ODREAMS wrote:LOL! Thank you for that. You're fantastic. :-)
So as I understand it Dusty would like everyone to sign him up for any and all magazine subscriptions you may have a reply card for.. Come on people of swingular we can make this mans dream happen!!!
I have a PO box fuck face. Also after putting very little thought into it I think you should change you status to bi curious. Or just gay.
TWISTYLEX wrote:CNTRLCPL wrote:Sadly, most mainstream religions would really only make matters worse. Religious patriarchy might actually be the root of all misogyny in the world. I suspect Dusty was brought up highly religious, maybe even fundamentalist.
Better yet... Dusty will have the LDS Missionaries, JW's, HK's, 7th day and any other church I can find and send knocking. Someone could also maybe call some government offices, anonymous tipsters, maybe?
Oh lets not go their pal !!!!
Here we go :-)
DUSTY wrote:
I have a PO box fuck face. Also after putting very little thought into it I think you should change you status to bi curious. Or just gay.
So, let me get this straight; you gave a fake address out in the hopes of causing a violent altercation for a complete innocent? You're just a peach of a human being, aren't you?
Or are you just mentioning that you have a P.O. Box because you're particularly proud of it?
Well, I guess we all need something to be proud of. It's clear you don't have much, because it just keeps getting better. Judging by your choice of attempted insult, not only are you a womanizing misogynist, but you're a raging homophobic as well. It really shouldn't come as any surprise, as they usually go hand-in-hand. This new information also further bolsters the probability that you come from a strict or fundamentalist religious upbringing. This type of hate doesn't usually come about as a result of experience. It's nearly always the result of deep pre-adolescent exposure (aka indoctrination).
I have to say though, I've always been curious; how does a homophobic single male play with couples? Unless it's only one on one play with the woman, there's bound to be some incidental contact.
.. unless that's the real reason you're into it? (There's nothing wrong with that, if that's the case. Just lose the hate.)
Dude I have a physical address but no mail box so you can send anything you want there they wont drop it off.
Also Sigmund Freud tells me you just described yourself. A bit of a slip maybe ? You sure know an allot about it.
Want to keep fucking with me? I can go on and on BUD.
Also Sigmund Freud tells me you just described yourself. A bit of a slip maybe ? You sure know an allot about it.
Want to keep fucking with me? I can go on and on BUD.
DUSTY wrote:
Dude I have a physical address but no mail box so you can send anything you want there they wont drop it off.
Also Sigmund Freud tells me you just described yourself. A bit of a slip maybe ? You sure know an allot about it.
Want to keep fucking with me? I can go on and on BUD.
You do realize that in order for me to be projecting (in the Freudian sense, parapraxis aka the Freudian Slip wouldn't even make sense here) that I would have to consider homosexuality to be an unacceptable thing? As I mentioned in referring to it as an "attempted insult", I don't mind people accusing me of being gay.
Ha! What am I thinking? Of course you don't know! You're regurgitating ideas someone else is feeding you. A little hint though, when you ask people for help in arguments, make sure they know what you've said in the argument so far. Your friend in psych 101 wouldn't have suggested this if they'd known that you started this particular branch of the argument by accusing me of being gay.
It would have been obvious that you're the one projecting.
Do you even realize how much your facade is slipping? People who are really trolling don't vacillate between committed to the argument and Ha! LOLz guys! I'm just trollin!. They might switch at the end, but they stick to the switch. They don't suddenly recommit, get insulted, and start tossing out profanities and pejoratives.
Keep it up. My goal is to expose who you really are, and you're certainly making it easy.
Oh I have exposed all that I have to hide on my profile pics. I am sure you've looked lol. Also dude this ain't the first argument I have had posting here so your a day late and a doller shor. They all already know I am an ass. How does it go LMFAO ? Keep it up BUD I am second hand news.
Might I suggest a rule book to play by.
You're both pretty, can we let this thread die now?
Fighting with someone over the internet is like competing in the special Olympics, even if you win...you're still retarded
JADEANDJAY wrote:
Lol it seriously is.
I...love.......Lamps! I love lamps!
The irony of making an argument on the Internet about how arguing on the Internet makes you retarded is not lost on me. :-)
Oh man, now you've done it! Ms. Evil says seeing two alpha (single) males whipping 'em out and having a virtual Norwegian sword fight totally makes her panties wet and her ovaries quiver.
OHHH BOy i felt like i went back into high school. that was Crazy for a minute there i thought i felt the high school jeans fitting and everything! 
Dusty I am upset that that happened to your Dad, I hope he is okay and makes a complete recovery.
I completely understand the need to vent; some one you love, perhaps more than yourself was in harms way.
Though the behavior of the woman in question may not have been acceptable at all, we don't know and are only drawing to this conclusion from your point of view.
this is a huge thread of just venting post gone hideously wrong.
But it was interesting to see the reaction and the character behind the typing. Interesting. Indeed.
Hope everything work out well.
Dusty I am upset that that happened to your Dad, I hope he is okay and makes a complete recovery.
I completely understand the need to vent; some one you love, perhaps more than yourself was in harms way.
Though the behavior of the woman in question may not have been acceptable at all, we don't know and are only drawing to this conclusion from your point of view.
this is a huge thread of just venting post gone hideously wrong.
But it was interesting to see the reaction and the character behind the typing. Interesting. Indeed.
Hope everything work out well.
The irony was meant, but now we're all friends. Now who's gonna start the naked pillow fight?
The funny part about the deal that is now final the police reviewed the video camera at the store where this happened and the woman clearly went ballistic. Well the police asked my dad if he wanted to press charges and he said, (quote) No don't even giver her a disorderly conduct ticket. We all need to pray for her. People like her are here to teach me.
I try to be like the man.
I try to be like the man.
The funny part about the deal that is now final the police reviewed the video camera at the store where this happened and the woman clearly went ballistic. Well the police asked my dad if he wanted to press charges and he said, (quote) No don't even giver her a disorderly conduct ticket. We all need to pray for her. People like her are here to teach me.
I try to be like the man.
I try to be like the man.
TWISTYLEX wrote:
The irony of making an argument on the Internet about how arguing on the Internet makes you retarded is not lost on me. :-)
Your here to teach me dude !! I don't mean writing the English language LOL
or
My sainted Pappi once almost got killed while ridin' up Ogden Canyon on his menstrual cycle. I don't know if it was a 16 year old girl that ran his wrinkly ass over but there's a very good chance he was THINKING about 16 year old girls when the tragic accident happened. The cops said that he was lucky because his ginormous geriatric Johnson (See how I did that? They all started with a "j" sound even though only one of them actually is spelled with a "j".) acted like an airbag and cushioned the blow when his Harley hit the canyon wall at 80mph. True story. Free Ukraine! 
I'm impressed, six pages.
A little history lesson for everyone here...! The first internet blog argument actually was not on the internet it all started with a little argument between two local news stations, and morphed into what we know now as the blog argument. For all of you that find the blog argument to be a sacred moment, you may want to light a candle and get into the lotus position as you watch this...and have a box of tissues nearby.
BUNNYCOUPLE2 wrote:
I'm impressed, six pages.
Five and a half of which are two single dudes havin' a virtual Norwegian sword fight. The winner spooges all over the loser's junk.
BUNNYCOUPLE2 wrote:
I'm impressed, six pages.
And only in three days.
Last time I saw a thread populated this quickly was on a forum with some garage physics majors about whether a plane can take off from a treadmill.
SEXY37 wrote:BUNNYCOUPLE2 wrote:Yes... and I truly am embarrassed that I added to this little fuck jerking off on all the responses. I vow to NEVER add another word to one of his twisted sexual fantasies by replying to his tiny dick post's .. hope others will do the same and maybe he will just go away. DO I HEAR AN AMEN BROTHERS AND SISTA'S !!!!!!
I'm impressed, six pages.
Your seriously loosing sleep over this huh LOL AMEN BROTHERS AND SISTERS !! HALLOJUAL PRAIS THE LOARD. and I rode off on my Harly waving the rebel flag.
Puff puff give dude.
Here I thought I was done with this thread...
Are you sure about that? (the five and a half pages bit) Obviously not, as five and a half pages hadn't even been reached by the point you made this utterance.
Nonetheless, let's have a look. Here's the breakdown of the first five pages. There are 20 posts per page:
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PARTICIPANT
EVILDOERS wrote:
Five and a half of which are two single dudes havin' a virtual Norwegian sword fight. The winner spooges all over the loser's junk.
Are you sure about that? (the five and a half pages bit) Obviously not, as five and a half pages hadn't even been reached by the point you made this utterance.
Nonetheless, let's have a look. Here's the breakdown of the first five pages. There are 20 posts per page:
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PARTICIPANT
The aftermath of the first electronic media argument...well here is round 2!
I think it is time to go fly a kite. Nice day for it.
Can you get a kite to take off from a treadmill??
IDCPL4FUN69 wrote:
Can you get a kite to take off from a treadmill??
No you cant!!! Damnit!
i agree Koi girl
Let's go fly a kite
Up to the highest height!
Let's go fly a kite
Up to the highest height!
I think I will go buy a kite, have a few drinks then go up to my tresdmill and for the love of science, figure it out. Whoo Hooo I can always count on my swing friends to help me be all I can be. "big grin"
I get 50 bucks if I get 8 pages from a friend people drinks are on me !!!
TWISTYLEX wrote:
Here I thought I was done with this thread...EVILDOERS wrote:Are you sure about that? (the five and a half pages bit) Obviously not, as five and a half pages hadn't even been reached by the point you made this utterance. Nonetheless, let's have a look. Here's the breakdown of the first five pages. There are 20 posts per page:
Five and a half of which are two single dudes havin' a virtual Norwegian sword fight. The winner spooges all over the loser's junk.PARTICIPANT P1 P2 P3 P4 P5 T DUSTY 6 7 4 6 6 29 DELICIOUSLYWET 0 8 5 2 1 16 TWISTYLEX 3 2 1 5 3 14 EVILDOERS 4 3 3 1 1 12 JADEANDJAY 1 0 0 0 3 4 JUST_RACH 2 0 0 0 1 3 UPLIFTYOURLIFE 0 0 1 2 0 3 UTARD61 0 0 0 1 2 3 GOODKARMA1211 0 0 1 0 1 2 SEXY37 0 0 2 0 0 2 QUALIA 1 0 0 0 0 1 HOTFIRELOVERS 1 0 0 0 0 1 LOOKN4A3RD4FUN 1 0 0 0 0 1 TOUGIRL 1 0 0 0 0 1 BIKE_CPL4FUN 0 0 1 0 0 1 SUGARSANDSPICE 0 0 1 0 0 1 CNKISS 0 0 1 0 0 1 HIGHWAY1 0 0 0 1 0 1 H20DREAMS 0 0 0 1 0 1 CNTRLCPL 0 0 0 1 0 1 IDCPL4FUN69 0 0 0 0 1 1 SEXYSORCEFED 0 0 0 0 1 1DUSTY accounts for a page and a half all on his own. DELICIOUSLYWET comes in next, with more than 3/4ths of a page. Next there's me with a couple posts less than that, and then you. Everyone else combined is the same as DUSTY by himself, so just shy of a page and a half. DUSTY and I combined have contributed about two and one quarter pages. Perhaps you're not referring to me? If we quantify me as a single male, it would only be fair to quantify yourself that way as well. I'm the male half of a couple, just as you are; I simply use my single male account to be more open and honest about who people are communicating with. Jade uses our couple's account, or I'll use it when we're both at or near the keys. "Norwegian sword fight" isn't a common idiom in our vernacular. Since you've invented the term, it could mean anything. Let's remove this ambiguity and presume you're referring to the derogatory slang term Swordfight (a la Urban Dictionary). With that term in mind, even when applied figuratively there's an implication of enjoyment. I am not enjoying this. Your participation, however, primarily consists of tangential jokes. You're clearly enjoying this. Being as your statement here reads like a complaint, it's safe to assume you're not talking about your's and DUSTY's simultaneous gesticulations. Where does that leave us? Well, it leaves us with a steaming load of hypocrisy.
Nice breakdown man !! I am a numbers guy.
Jesus Tittyfucking Christ, TWISTY. You need a hobby. Other than hanging out on swing sites trying to fuck other guy's wives I mean. Really. Try laser tag or bass fishing or something. I'll bet you're a riot at parties. Sitting there keeping track of who uses more Solo Cups, which color, what they pour into them, how much ice, where and when they set it down. Yep. Thrilling shit, my man.
Hmmm, after proofreading my comment a tad late I need to correct that I do not have a tredmill, but a treadmill.
So, if I keep posting so that Dusty can win 50 bucks does that count as a random act of kindness?
EVILDOERS wrote:
Jesus Tittyfucking Christ, TWISTY. You need a hobby. Other than hanging out on swing sites trying to fuck other guy's wives I mean. Really. Try laser tag or bass fishing or something. I'll bet you're a riot at parties. Sitting there keeping track of who uses more Solo Cups, which color, what they pour into them, how much ice, where and when they set it down. Yep. Thrilling shit, my man.
The hypocrisy goes on and on. I see from the tone of your response that while doling out criticism is entertaining, you struggle with taking it. That's ok, I don't fault you. It puts you right along with the majority.
However, judging by how readily you're moved to anger, you may want to consider your own advice. It's clear from your posting frequency that this occupies a fairly large portion of your time. If people in general were to stop rolling over and taking your criticism without retort, I worry that it may negatively impact your cardiovascular health.
Anger?!!? LMAO! You obviously aren't from around these parts ere ya stranger? I'm not angry in the slightest. I'm just funnin' with ya. Actually I hope you'll be at the party we're going to tonight. I'd love to sit down with you, buy you a beer and hear about the latest Sudoku you solved. Or maybe you can tell me about each and every discrepancy in the Star Wars movies...and I'll tell you what a vagina feels like.
But you are correct in that I post a lot. It's kinda my avocation. I highly recommend it. But it's such a nice day you really should get outside. Maybe take your cats for a walk. Hell, you and DUSTY could do a bro's night out. Hit H&M and try on some slick new styles, maybe go to Zupas for a bowl of soup. They have chocolate covered strawberries ya know.
Catch you two scallywags tomorrow! :-)
Would somebody PLEASE get DUSTY and TWISTY laid. I'm sensing quite a bit of uh unresolved "tension" in those two.
But you are correct in that I post a lot. It's kinda my avocation. I highly recommend it. But it's such a nice day you really should get outside. Maybe take your cats for a walk. Hell, you and DUSTY could do a bro's night out. Hit H&M and try on some slick new styles, maybe go to Zupas for a bowl of soup. They have chocolate covered strawberries ya know.
Catch you two scallywags tomorrow! :-)
Would somebody PLEASE get DUSTY and TWISTY laid. I'm sensing quite a bit of uh unresolved "tension" in those two.
Not angry? Well, that's good to hear. One less thing for your circulatory system to strain itself with. Keep taking it easy.
I appreciate the party invitations, but if you're looking forward to hearing about pen and paper game strategies or movie discrepancies I'm afraid I would be rather boring. They're not among my topics of interest. I'm sure you can readily find other like minded individuals though; I imagine they share your avocation.
Unfortunately, Jade and I would have to decline tonight's party altogether, as we have conflicting plans.
Another time perhaps? I'd really like to hear how you believe a vagina feels. I'm really curious how your imagination of it compares to my experiences with the real thing. I've heard that enough study of a particular sensation can give one the ability to mentally synthesize it. Have you mastered that? The human mind is a fascinating thing.
For everyone else, regarding the quest to get me or DUSTY laid, please disregard. A man with as much hatred for women as he does has no business being around them. As for myself, twice in one day is usually enough. Guess I'll see if I'm in the mood for more later.
I appreciate the party invitations, but if you're looking forward to hearing about pen and paper game strategies or movie discrepancies I'm afraid I would be rather boring. They're not among my topics of interest. I'm sure you can readily find other like minded individuals though; I imagine they share your avocation.
Unfortunately, Jade and I would have to decline tonight's party altogether, as we have conflicting plans.
Another time perhaps? I'd really like to hear how you believe a vagina feels. I'm really curious how your imagination of it compares to my experiences with the real thing. I've heard that enough study of a particular sensation can give one the ability to mentally synthesize it. Have you mastered that? The human mind is a fascinating thing.
For everyone else, regarding the quest to get me or DUSTY laid, please disregard. A man with as much hatred for women as he does has no business being around them. As for myself, twice in one day is usually enough. Guess I'll see if I'm in the mood for more later.
KOIGIRL wrote:
So, if I keep posting so that Dusty can win 50 bucks does that count as a random act of kindness?
I think so. But I would buy you drinks regardless Koigirl.
Would somebody PLEASE get DUSTY and TWISTY laid. I'm sensing quite a bit of uh unresolved "tension" in those two.
You guys are all nucking futs !!!
You guys are all nucking futs !!!