Funny that you mention Alex (twistylex) getting laid evildoers..here I thought that having sex with him all the time counted but I guess not. By the way I hope that everyone in here is extremely proud of themselves and the level of immaturity that seems to radiate from this thread. Bravo. Quite impressed. Now everyone please get back to having fun and disregard the last few pages of insanity that seems to have creeped out of so many different people.
TWISTYPAIR wrote:
Funny that you mention Alex (twistylex) getting laid evildoers..here I thought that having sex with him all the time counted but I guess not. By the way I hope that everyone in here is extremely proud of themselves and the level of immaturity that seems to radiate from this thread. Bravo. Quite impressed. Now everyone please get back to having fun and disregard the last few pages of insanity that seems to have creeped out of so many different people.
This is making more sense now. LO fucking L
*Sigh* I give up. Apparently the relentless quest for strange has strangled every last ounce of humor from everyone on this site. I promise henceforth to limit my posts to the intricacies of bovine animal husbandry and statistical analysis of current trends in manufacturing logistics including the cost-benefit ratio of shipping and warehousing moist vs. crunchy cat food. Which reminds me. My son's cat is named Jade also. I think it's from a character in a video game.
I'm happy to report Ms. Evil and I survived another Ides of March without a fatal stabbing. Unless of course you consider that we pretty much fucked each other to death something akin to the aforementioned felony. Thanks A&K. Awesome party as always. Nice to meet all the sexy new peeps. And "dancing girl" (you know who you are) you put on a HELL of a sexy, sensual show.
Et tu, Brute?
I'm happy to report Ms. Evil and I survived another Ides of March without a fatal stabbing. Unless of course you consider that we pretty much fucked each other to death something akin to the aforementioned felony. Thanks A&K. Awesome party as always. Nice to meet all the sexy new peeps. And "dancing girl" (you know who you are) you put on a HELL of a sexy, sensual show.
Et tu, Brute?
Thank you Mr. And Mrs. Evil! We love partying with you guys and yes "Dancing Girl" puts on a hell of a show!
Hey Mr. CC. You cut a pretty mean rug yourself (and yes that's a dance reference from my grandparents generation). Don't know which "dance" I liked the most. "I'm Awesome"? "The Mesh Shirt Dance"? "Nipple/Vagina Suction Device Dance"? "Hairband Hero Guitar Solo?" or that CRA-ZEE drum solo...all I know is that if you don't audition for the next So You Think You Can Dance, a grave injustice will have been perpetrated.
After thinking about it more, "I'm Awesome" was definitely the best.
After thinking about it more, "I'm Awesome" was definitely the best.
...just really glad to hear that everyone is getting laid and not having to create imaginary vaginas!
GOODKARMA1211 wrote:you say that like making a fake vagina is a bad thing. If you make a fake one at least you don't gotta worry about crotch critters or herpeghonnasyphilaids, and on the plus side you can make it taste however you want it to taste, I would make mine taste like tropical punch kool-aide.
...just really glad to hear that everyone is getting laid and not having to create imaginary vaginas!
You got a point there, but if my imaginary vagina tasted like Kool-aide, that might just freak me out.