Very true. I never started smokin' pole until Obama was elected. I think it was the day he came (personally) and took all my guns and forced me to go on birth control pills. All of a sudden I started feeling all girly and feminine and immediately put on some pretty pink panties and hit the gay bars. It's only a matter of time before I start having sex with animals and even marry a few of them (assuming polygamy is legal soon). 
EVILDOERS wrote:
Very very true. I never started pole smoking until Obama was elected. I think it was the day he came (personally) and took all my guns and forced me to go on birth control pills. All of a sudden I started feeling all girly and feminine and immediately put on some pretty pink panties and hit the gay bars. It's only a matter of time before I start having sex with animals and even marry a few of them (assuming polygamy is legal soon).
Actually I'm COUNTING on the fact that He's watching. Totally taps into my exhibitionist side.
As a black woman (at lest one trying to fight to get out from inside me), I can't compete with the white homo that has an American Express Card and likes the theayter.
Mr ACC
Mr ACC
Oh this made us laugh!!!
That's some funny shit
Ironically the name of my fav gay bar is Duck Dyke-Nasty. Go on Mallard Night. Two for one handies in the "Ladies" bathroom and the first 10 people in line wearing pink camo with glitter in their beards get to get a t-shirt autographed by Phillip that says, "So I'm A Bigot, Duck You!".
PS- I totally mainlined Ortho Novum with Joe Biden too. Dude is a freakin' party animal! Ah, good times.
PS- I totally mainlined Ortho Novum with Joe Biden too. Dude is a freakin' party animal! Ah, good times.
SIREROS wrote:
You guys keep laughing it up ... ya all think that shit is funny? I hear that FEMA has ordered 100,000,000,000 tabs of Ortho they are putting it in Seven Eleven coffee. I am now up two bra sizes and shopping at Victoria's Secret. I cant stop cage dancing at the Paper Moon..Not only that but I find myself strangely attracted to Black Men Ohh! My new glitter stripper heels are fabulous!
Quite frankly if you're subhuman enough to drink 7-Eleven coffee (I gagged a little bit when I said that) you deserve to be forcefully medicated with female hormones and/or shot like a rabid animal in the street. And when has FEMA ever been able to accomplish ANYTHING they've ever set out to do. You're doin' a heck of a job, Brownie!
YOU know Rand PAUL?!!? Is it true that if you say his name backwards it's still Rand Paul?
ME?!!? Jesus Tittyfucking Christ! You're the one who didn't capitalize "The Founding Fathers"! Way to piss all over the 3rd Amendment, comrade! As soon as we get rid of that pesky comma in the Pledge of Allegiance we're gonna send all you Bolsheviks back to The People's Republic of Kalifornistan. They didn't call it The Boston COFFEE Party!
Hey BJ, I don't see Kolob on that map. Could ya pencil it in for us next time?
...don't make me bring out my 'massive' collection of blame bush URL's.
ILLUSTRATOR wrote:
Certainly puts it into perspective. Now I know why and I repent... Or do I... Your text to link here...
What the hell is he doing fucking a pepperoni pizza?....Combinations, with sausage, olives and mushrooms, are much more attractive, and luring!
Am I the only one who thinks ILLUSTRATOR should be banned from swinging for life (and made to drink only 7-Eleven coffee) for leading us to believe we were going to get to see a guy fucking a burning hot pizza?
Is there anyone here that is really pro-bush?
I just threw up in my mouth a l'il bit. 
Sorry, I'm gluten sensitive.
ILLUSTRATOR wrote:
LOL! Fair enough. Perhaps he should get a little snack to control his urges....
That is spelled snatch not snack. err maybe they are the same cum to think of it.
ILLUSTRATOR wrote:EVILDOERS wrote:
I just threw up in my mouth a l'il bit.
Me too. And as for the pizza, Mr. Evil, I'm positive your imagination will suffice. But if you decide to try it yourself, be sure to capture and post here.
I'll have what he's having!