Would you feel quilty!
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/02/22/1279622/-Mormons-Declare-War-on-Masturbation?detail=email#
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/02/22/1279622/-Mormons-Declare-War-on-Masturbation?detail=email#
I (Mrs) couldn't even get through reading it. This is bull shit. Even number 3 sorry i didn't get very far. States when you're done bathing get dressed immediately and don't admire yourself in a mirror. And society wonders why we don't take care of our bodies more and 2 why there is so much divorce. Honestly if i didn't know how to get myself off. How the duck would i be able to tell anyone else how to do it. Oh that's right because you are only supposed to have sex to procreate. And not enjoy it at all. Wow this is so ridiculous. Rant over! If this is taken to seriously. My pure romance business is over! Do you know how many sex toys i sell to Mormons? Geeeezzzz
(M) Cronic masterbation and the Devil's rubbing OMG I didn't know how sick I am and need help. Is there a stroker doctor in the house (FEMALE) that could lend a hand and help me out.
You wouldn't like to hear what they think of swinging.
Please DO show us their pamphlet about swinging. I know from sad experience that my own struggle with waxing my dolphin led directly to becoming a filthy dirty wife swapper. 
Luckily my Bish has told me that I can be cured of these perversions simply by letting him purge these demons from my anus with his mighty righteous rod. Can't wait!
Luckily my Bish has told me that I can be cured of these perversions simply by letting him purge these demons from my anus with his mighty righteous rod. Can't wait!Never did feel guilty with something thats so natural!
Also if you switch hands it sorta feels like someone else is doing it so you can pretend you aren't really masturbating.