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HAPPY MILF DAY!!
Yikes.... 
Yep. So true
Why sex is Good for You
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kiss ing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kiss ing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
Hate when that happens ..
(from Terry)
Perma-Bachelor wrote:
ummm yeah....
Looks like it's been a while since her last wax job.
OGWILDCATZ wrote:
looks fun
We want those sheets!!!
STICKYSWEETCPL wrote:CLASSYPASSION wrote:
[quote=OGWILDCATZ]looks fun
We want those sheets!!!
We want you two and those sheets..
[/quote]Sounds like a great time...let's make it happen!
Mr. Enlightened here. With the holidays upon us I would like to share a personal experience with you all about drinking and driving after a "social event" with friends last night.
We were out on a New Year's event with several friends having a good time. We both had had a few cocktails, followed by several glasses of wine, and with the party winding down I had the good sense to know that I was over the limit. That's when we decided to do what we have never done before: we took a cab home. Sure enough, there was a police road block on the highway but, since it was a cab, they waved it past. We arrived home safely without incident.
This was both a great relief and surprise because I had never driven a cab before. I don't even know where I got it from and, now that it is in my garage, I don't know what to do with it.
Be safe out there. Above all
We were out on a New Year's event with several friends having a good time. We both had had a few cocktails, followed by several glasses of wine, and with the party winding down I had the good sense to know that I was over the limit. That's when we decided to do what we have never done before: we took a cab home. Sure enough, there was a police road block on the highway but, since it was a cab, they waved it past. We arrived home safely without incident.
This was both a great relief and surprise because I had never driven a cab before. I don't even know where I got it from and, now that it is in my garage, I don't know what to do with it.
Be safe out there. Above all
hahahaha
happens to us all.... lol
Well??
that just rude...
Clueless or in denial.. You choose...