my roomie and i were talking and looked up the AVERAGE SIZE of the male penis is only about 5 or 5 1/2 inches fully errect so we want to see how big you are, with a ruler next to it so we can see actual size! and maybe a tape measure so we can see girth? and im wondering who will join in on thie and we can see sizes! thanks guys!
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well then grab a tape measure or ruler and join in !
I'll talk to the mrs. We've measured, just not pictured the measurement!
It's funny how this thread topic seems to be ok but if someone started a thread to "Post your BMI number" (body mass index) the crap would hit the fan.
well the difference in guys like to talk about their size THATS the difference!
Any male that has never measured their cock. Even inaccurately. Not even once.... is full of baloney 
i agree totally full of Bologna
HELLO_KITTY12984 wrote:
Any male that has never measured their cock. Even inaccurately. Not even once.... is full of baloney
yeah daddy I would still do you! lol i agree its not all about size im just curious BUT thank you for the laugh!
Does hardness matter much. Also what about hanging ones vs straight up? Any bonus pts if you can use them as coat hangers? Hands free aiming count?
you can have points for whatever you wand, lol i just wanted to know if people were really the average of about 5 ish inches?
MAYBEMOR wrote:
It's funny how this thread topic seems to be ok but if someone started a thread to "Post your BMI number" (body mass index) the crap would hit the fan.
My penis length is somewhat more than 1/3 and somewhat less than 1/2 of my body mass index according to Stanford's online BMI calculator. I could not find Stanford's online penis calculator.
gee cock size, I thought all it had to do was to reach from me to you.
yes it's true I wouldn't be a porn star, but like the little engine that could. With the things it knows, size isn't a issue.
yes it's true I wouldn't be a porn star, but like the little engine that could. With the things it knows, size isn't a issue.
MAYBEMOR wrote:
Does hardness matter much. Also what about hanging ones vs straight up? Any bonus pts if you can use them as coat hangers? Hands free aiming count?
You seem a bit obsessed with this. I think she asked for length, and girth. Last time I measured I was 5" long and about 5.75" around with a string. Or was it 5.25" I can't remember. No, I'm not huge. Sorry. No, I can't change it.
It takes 2 hands to handle a Whopper.
10 inches long: 7 hard/3 soft (simple math).
10 inches long: 7 hard/3 soft (simple math).
a plug for an electrical outlet is only about 3/4 of an inch and think how much power goes through that...
JUJO19696 wrote:
a plug for an electrical outlet is only about 3/4 of an inch and think how much power goes through that...
Stick your dick in one and get back to us with an actual number.
Ya know whats funny? pictures of womens boobs n vagina are always posted in these feeds quicker than a heart beat but ask a man to meassure his cock n EXCUSES.... fair? i think not... does size matter? no if ya know how to drive you stick more power to ya if ya don't let the woman take charge lol we are good at stick shifts lol. as for my mans pic i have to wait til he gets home to take the pics lol stupid work days always interfere
ok I will be the first....
Excuse the blurriness.. its hard to take pictures by youself....
Excuse the blurriness.. its hard to take pictures by youself....
MAYBEMOR wrote:
It's funny how this thread topic seems to be ok but if someone started a thread to "Post your BMI number" (body mass index) the crap would hit the fan.
Here you go
my BMI is:
5'6
133lbs=21.5
hehehe
tape wasn't quite tight so subtract a half inch and you have the actual....
Looooooook! Someone who knows how to follow directions
I think size matters only if a man doesn't have a back up plan (ie-he is not that great at pussy licking). I'm an outsy girl so oral and clitoral stimulation are more my thing. 
Take notes please.
The Mrs.
Take notes please.The Mrs.
ISSUE152 wrote:
Looooooook! Someone who knows how to follow directions
They're men. Apparently along with not being able to ASK for directions, they cannot follow them either.
Although i think there's one extra thing for this forum's measurements. We need base to tip (on top) from flaccid as WELL as bonerized. Then we can begin sorting all candidates into show-ers vs grow-ers. These are very important notes. hahahaha
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I couldn't agree more like I said earlier I am ave guy but the things it can do..
But when guy only relied his cock size well that gal isn't getting all she deserves.
I couldn't agree more like I said earlier I am ave guy but the things it can do..
But when guy only relied his cock size well that gal isn't getting all she deserves.
honestly I like guys who aren't huge, they typically preform better
Do Personal references count in this game? 
well, while we're whining about Men not being able to measure etc., why don't we get women on here wrapping tape measures around their boobs to show us how it's done? Men do better with visual aids!
Last time we measured, it was big enough.. larger than the average in both length and girth. If anyone really wants to know, by all means, send us a message...
If anyone really wants to know, by all means, send us a message... I honestly don't think size matters. Whats the saying "It's not the size of the ship, It's the motion of the ocean"
JD_AL wrote:thank you! I can't wait! I really an curioureas about size,
I think the fact of the matter is ironic. The ladies are always posting pics on here for us but only a few men will post of themselves. I am not large. About average. We will take pics tonight after our kids are at the babysitters. The fun of this post is my better half helping me get erect for the pic!! Lucky me!!
i measured yrs ago can't remember results but i do remember thinking damn is that all lol
JOEYSAM211 wrote:True! Very true! But it takes a long time to cross the Pacific in a fuckin row boat!
I honestly don't think size matters. Whats the saying "It's not the size of the ship, It's the motion of the ocean"
6 inch's in length and I have no idea how large the girth is since we don't have a soft tape measure. The wife says its as hard as a rock and gives her good friction. Want a ride?
The way the studies measure length is flaccid, pulled strait out and tight, measured on top.
CRAZYFOXTCU wrote:
The way the studies measure length is flaccid, pulled strait out and tight, measured on top.
Oh sure!..way to rain on the parade!
I would have to agree with a lot of the comments on here....size does not matter. What matters is knowing how to use what you have. Unfortunatley I been with someone who was very well endowed and had no clue how to use it!
Not all pussys are built the same so a mans size does matter
Does it really matter? Regardless of the size a womens perception is all that counts. If you piss her off she tells all her friends its little. The real question we should be asking is how big are your vaginas. If you tell us we have a little dick we really don't care cause like it was said earlier we have all measured. We know the size of our dicks to the millimeter but None of you women know if you have large vaginas cause we don't tell you cause we men are good people
Google jim jeffries skit about the size of mens cocks..
Google jim jeffries skit about the size of mens cocks..
Oh and it 6 long and 5 around. That's slappin it around myself mostly hard with a cloth tape (on top). I know when I really get goin it gets around 7. Yes it does fluctuate shit I can flex it (yes guys can do that to and ps chicks dig it) I can squeez a half and inch out of the sixer
My cock size is directly proportionate to the talent of the lady that's handling it. If you are hot and know where my buttons are then you're going to be playing with a nice healthy piece of meat. If on the other hand you suck in bed, you're going to be getting nailed with a gummy worm. The cock size debate has gone on since the beginning of time. From what I've seen, heard, and experienced first hand, unless you are unusually small, all cocks work if you know what you are doing. There are occasional "size queens" who seek the monster cocks, but that's just preference. It doesn't mean if your dick doesn't look like a firehose that you are sexually inadequate. There are women with smaller vagina's who aren't made to accomodate anaconda's.
My wife prefers men above average size but doesn't mind average either if they are attractive and know what's up in the sack. She compares performance and dick quality to the supreme piece of meat she is used to... Mine! LOL.
Dicks are dicks. Don't measure it, go stick it in a vagina and see how she responds. If she moans, gets into you and cums hard, that's all the measuring you need...
My wife prefers men above average size but doesn't mind average either if they are attractive and know what's up in the sack. She compares performance and dick quality to the supreme piece of meat she is used to... Mine! LOL.
Dicks are dicks. Don't measure it, go stick it in a vagina and see how she responds. If she moans, gets into you and cums hard, that's all the measuring you need...
UTHOTCPLEXTREME wrote:
My cock size is directly proportionate to the talent of the lady that's handling it. If you are hot and know where my buttons are then you're going to be playing with a nice healthy piece of meat. If on the other hand you suck in bed, you're going to be getting nailed with a gummy worm. The cock size debate has gone on since the beginning of time. From what I've seen, heard, and experienced first hand, unless you are unusually small, all cocks work if you know what you are doing. There are occasional "size queens" who seek the monster cocks, but that's just preference. It doesn't mean if your dick doesn't look like a firehose that you are sexually inadequate. There are women with smaller vagina's who aren't made to accomodate anaconda's.
My wife prefers men above average size but doesn't mind average either if they are attractive and know what's up in the sack. She compares performance and dick quality to the supreme piece of meat she is used to... Mine! LOL.
Dicks are dicks. Don't measure it, go stick it in a vagina and see how she responds. If she moans, gets into you and cums hard, that's all the measuring you need...
Very well said. I know what my measurements are, but I didn't until we started in the lifestyle. I have always relied on being able to use it in a manner fitting to a woman's needs. It's not the only thing though, I like to use my hands, and my tongue to offer a well rounded experience. The experience is what matters, not just a bunch of numbers (age, weight, dick size, cup size, etc...)
PEBBLEROCK wrote:JOEYSAM211 wrote:True! Very true! But it takes a long time to cross the Pacific in a fuckin row boat!
I honestly don't think size matters. Whats the saying "It's not the size of the ship, It's the motion of the ocean"
Very good point
Here I am:
Hugs..
Hugs..
Here's something about my size.
I'm so glad there are a couple men who can follow, directions
After reading this I had to go measure lol fully hard just under 7 long 5.5 around with a good upward curve that love to hit the G-spot. Hope this adds some to the conversation.
Would add a pic of the husband but he drives truck for a living. Have a few pics of him but figured I wouldn't post due to that I wouldn't be following directions. :P
Whata guy!
MOJO7189 wrote:
I would post a pic, but even for an IT guy it's frustrating how the the hell do I do it LOL.
Try right clicking in the black space the attachment button shoul be, then click 'play'
MOJO7189 wrote:
I would post a pic, but even for an IT guy it's frustrating how the the hell do I do it LOL.
Try right clicking in the black space the attachment button shoul be, then click 'play'
LOL....
Nope way below the average and i do feel bad for my wife, so should you. lol 4in. at best
CPL4OTHERS wrote:but no pic?
8 and a half by 6 lol
In 1000 men; 100 will be 7", 10 will be 8" and 1 will be 9", 0.1 will be 10"
My guy is 7 1/2" x 5 1/2" of honest hardness. It is all I can take. This is measured from the top to tip. I laughed when I saw a few of the photos that the tape is buried or loose. Now the angle of the photo makes his seem even bigger, partially because he shaves his sexy goodness and the proximity of the lens (phone). So we had a little fun and measured from his ass*^$e and we come up with 10 3/4". Funny, I guess, maybe that is why soooo many men "are 8"", because I have heard that line too many times. They are usually the assh*&^es, they have nothing else to measure but the size of their ass. LOL
It is OK to be who you are. If a man is sexy with his personalty, well groomed and actually cares about his appearance to playmates, then I think his cock will be just right, if he gets me off, no matter the size (almost). I have had the pleasure to play with some beautiful men, but most are around 5-6". There are a few anacondas out there that could be fun or scary as hell. I haven't ever played with one.
So back to my thoughts. Boys, shave 'em, nicely groom them and pay attention to the way you use them.
It is OK to be who you are. If a man is sexy with his personalty, well groomed and actually cares about his appearance to playmates, then I think his cock will be just right, if he gets me off, no matter the size (almost). I have had the pleasure to play with some beautiful men, but most are around 5-6". There are a few anacondas out there that could be fun or scary as hell. I haven't ever played with one.
So back to my thoughts. Boys, shave 'em, nicely groom them and pay attention to the way you use them.
me
Its funny how we never not see boobs in pics but cocks are soooooo shy with their show me yours hehehe
He said 0--------------8 she thought 0-------8 it was o--8
Hfun, you are hung like a farm animal. Quit your bitching
Before an erection!! I am one lucky woman! That's all I'm gonna say!
HOTFIRELOVERS wrote:\
Its funny how we never not see boobs in pics but cocks are soooooo shy with their show me yours hehehe
Well, we single males keep on getting told how we shouldn't just send Dick pictures. Or how if we're on cam we should warn people if it's just a dick on there. Or we should warn them if we're going to show it, even if we've been saying how hard we are. Definitely not a profile pic. And for heaven's sake, don't walk around with it hanging out in public! (only took me 5 arrests to learn that last one)
measured against a common implement
Really, guys? Just post pics for us ladies. If it was a show us your tits, thread, we would show you. I will put a picture of my man's up tomorrow.
I think it funny how many guys are obviously goin out of their way to make theirs bigger, and suddenly noone knows how to post a pic. Hint hint its he little picture icon on top of the box ur typin in maybe the old guys get some leeway for not bein tech savvy. Seriously I understood the instructions I just don't post pics like that (a neither does my wife) I just something we have decided we are not going to do. Its not very hard to make a fake id find a free code for a membership and jack pics for cl or somethin. However if we say I have a certain size cock and I don't feel free to ditch when I whip it out however if iwas to put a pic up I would follow the very simple instructions cause at this point I get laid regardless...
however if iwas to put a pic up I would follow the very simple instructions cause at this point I get laid regardless...3 inches of hard sBC. No joke!
I wanna see more.....Very horny for Big Fat Cock....Hahaha....Show me your Peacock, cock, cock!
Love the cock fest bring on some more pics men!!
Sara
Love the cock fest bring on some more pics men!!
Sara
I may need to wait till its warmer out.
Can i measure my strap-on,,,,,,,,LOL
Can i measure my strap-on,,,,,,,,LOL
This the funniest thing I've read all day... I needed that laugh. LMAO... I measured mine years ago, was quickly put into my place. Sorry I ever did it. But it is above that average.
After seeing 7 in limpy up there I am to shy to post. Lol
Anyway I heard some girls talking during an orgy one time. They said its not the size of the cock but the shape of the head is what matters. I also read somewhere that a va jj is average of 4 inches deep. So bigger than my thumb should be a thumbs up...
Lol
Anyway I heard some girls talking during an orgy one time. They said its not the size of the cock but the shape of the head is what matters. I also read somewhere that a va jj is average of 4 inches deep. So bigger than my thumb should be a thumbs up...
Lol
ARAGORM wrote:
I saw you mine and you don't disappoint it!! Lol
I'll get a picture of my hubby's wiener just as soon as I can find the wide-angle lens for my camera ... or was it the macro-lens that I needed? Damn, now I'm just confused.
OHBABY wrote:SHERA_HEMAN3 wrote:
After seeing 7 in limpy up there I am to shy to post. Lol
Anyway I heard some girls talking during an orgy one time. They said its not the size of the cock but the shape of the head is what matters. I also read somewhere that a va jj is average of 4 inches deep. So bigger than my thumb should be a thumbs up...
Lol
How does the shape of the head matter? I've never heard that one before...that's interesting!
I've been told I have a big head! Oh wait...maybe they were calling me an ass...hahaha.....??
Haha I don't know. Just heard that part. I was a little busy getting someone to cum.
Any women out there that may have any info. for inquiring minds
I have found when I have asked a guy to show me a reference pic of his cock he gets pissed off at me and calls me a bitch as well as other names. Why are some guys like that? Just wanting to know what I'm getting, its not as if I can hide what they want to see.
NAUGHTY4U wrote:
I have found when I have asked a guy to show me a reference pic of his cock he gets pissed off at me and calls me a bitch as well as other names. Why are some guys like that? Just wanting to know what I'm getting, its not as if I can hide what they want to see.
I would be more than happy to show you sexy lady! Anytime you want
My wife would eat up that nice big long cock you would own her body
My contribution
I’m right under nine
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Holy resurrection!!!
HardCandy wrote:I tried to measure it once, but the tape measure wound not read past zero. Can't figure out why they can't put some negative numbers on those damn tape measures. That's it, I'm calling Stanley to complain. lol
Any male that has never measured their cock. Even inaccurately. Not even once.... is full of baloney
I'm not a golfer. Is it a hook or a slice that curves to the left? Whatever it's called, there's a differential of one whole inch.
Lucky to be well above average
Just 7 inches and some change
sugarhouse2 wrote:yummy🍆
I'm not a golfer. Is it a hook or a slice that curves to the left? Whatever it's called, there's a differential of one whole inch.
I'm a Big Dick with ears (5' 11") does that count? Will post pic with tape to prove it if it's one in the same ...
BTW ... didn't know it would happen ... butt my mid point girth is increasing with age
My 9 cent average size
Oh lord. Lol.
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Just above the National white boy average.
As soon as I can find a yard stick I’ll let you know
Why does our tape measure start at 0 and everyone else posting on here starts between 1 and 2 inches? Ours must be defective, I better take it back to Home Depot!
IMAGI wrote:
Why does our tape measure start at 0 and everyone else posting on here starts between 1 and 2 inches? Ours must be defective, I better take it back to Home Depot!
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣 glad we weren't the only ones to notice this
IMAGI wrote:
Why does our tape measure start at 0 and everyone else posting on here starts between 1 and 2 inches? Ours must be defective, I better take it back to Home Depot!
Exactly. The one guy has the 2 inch line pushed and inch inside his skin 😂. I’ll give him credit for 6. Nothing more.
IMAGI wrote:You know for accuracy you always burn an inch when measuring 😂!
Why does our tape measure start at 0 and everyone else posting on here starts between 1 and 2 inches? Ours must be defective, I better take it back to Home Depot!
Crappy, old pic.. but hey look.. I started at 1 at least!!
I also run the Utah 8+ group on here, if anyone is interested.
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I also run the Utah 8+ group on here, if anyone is interested.