Just looking back on our rookie year!
It all started with some intrest in one fantasy, and the big question how does one achieve that fantasy. So we get on the computer and start researching, we find all these hits on swinging, wife says "Oh hell no I am not going to be a swinger!!"
Husband says, "What is a swinger?" Again the world wide web gave us a clue.
Shit there were different levels of swinging. So we sign onto a couple of sites, and pay nothing fill out a few dozen profiles, just to find out it is going to cost us a monthly payment to achieve a fantacy.
Well I would rather stick a broom up my ass, before I paid for sex! I have a rule why pay for it when I can have a three way with my left and right hand any night. The quest continued, a phone call was made to a group that puts on parties, I ask "when is your next party, we would like to attend?" We were told about swingular. Now that is more like it. One payment and we are done. At this point it is not a sex payment it is a, "donation to a site that is wanting to help". (Justification is the best medication).
The friend request roll in like flies on shit! we accept them all, not wanting to offend anyone for turnning them down. Questions, questions, questions, fill up our screen.
The story goes on, but even i have lost intrest in it, so to the point.
Coach, puts us in the game for the first time, scared shittless and, sweat flows like the Nile river, we settle for dinner. Go home and talk it over, find out that the people on this site are just human. (Thank god, because ailens are ugly, just as mrs weever.)
Once we had the power of the Jedi, now we see the true power is of the darkside!
We have some that we train, and some that want to be trained.
Rookies hang in there!
Now if you read this, and wondered what the fuck is this about! You will find that we just talk out of our asses! You may feel like you lost a few brain cells, and thought my GOD! Learn some grammer, stop talking, and please just get naked already.
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It all started with some intrest in one fantasy, and the big question how does one achieve that fantasy. So we get on the computer and start researching, we find all these hits on swinging, wife says "Oh hell no I am not going to be a swinger!!"
Husband says, "What is a swinger?" Again the world wide web gave us a clue.
Shit there were different levels of swinging. So we sign onto a couple of sites, and pay nothing fill out a few dozen profiles, just to find out it is going to cost us a monthly payment to achieve a fantacy.
Well I would rather stick a broom up my ass, before I paid for sex! I have a rule why pay for it when I can have a three way with my left and right hand any night. The quest continued, a phone call was made to a group that puts on parties, I ask "when is your next party, we would like to attend?" We were told about swingular. Now that is more like it. One payment and we are done. At this point it is not a sex payment it is a, "donation to a site that is wanting to help". (Justification is the best medication).
The friend request roll in like flies on shit! we accept them all, not wanting to offend anyone for turnning them down. Questions, questions, questions, fill up our screen.
The story goes on, but even i have lost intrest in it, so to the point.
Coach, puts us in the game for the first time, scared shittless and, sweat flows like the Nile river, we settle for dinner. Go home and talk it over, find out that the people on this site are just human. (Thank god, because ailens are ugly, just as mrs weever.)
Once we had the power of the Jedi, now we see the true power is of the darkside!
We have some that we train, and some that want to be trained.
Rookies hang in there!
Now if you read this, and wondered what the fuck is this about! You will find that we just talk out of our asses! You may feel like you lost a few brain cells, and thought my GOD! Learn some grammer, stop talking, and please just get naked already.
This post was brought to you by the people that fuck friends and love it!!
I just love your intelligence there friend!
roflmao...thanks, I enjoyed that one...kisses...Naugh-Ty and Lucky B too
awe yes, a couple of smiles have streched across some faces, our goal has been met
Love it!!
Ohhhh we do remember that first night !!!! Lia & Gio
Hmmm....Sigmund Freud would have a "field" day with this one.
That is some funny shit. You guys have had quite the trip, lol, and sounds like there will be many more. Our "first time" was near the same, but wouldn't trade it for anything.
Amen, and love the analogies!
ROFLMAO.
That was freakin GREAT! Thank you for the good laugh and for the trip down memory lane to MY first few times. Mine was a lot more tame, more like a deer caught in headlights thingy. Of course, it's funny now.
xox
Tammy
That was freakin GREAT! Thank you for the good laugh and for the trip down memory lane to MY first few times. Mine was a lot more tame, more like a deer caught in headlights thingy. Of course, it's funny now.
xox
Tammy
You need an ending hmmmm!!!
Ok the main fantasy for starting what we have started has not happened yet. The wife did try it, and we are still going! Our first year was a very slow year, we had some experiances that scared us, but that is expected.
Our world has been rocked by other couples, in more ways than one. We have had some great times, and some times that we would never do again. (read our profile and i bet you can guess which we won't do again). We met couples that were willing to take things slow, and respected our limits. Over the next couple of years we have changed our limits, due to experiances that have increased our understanding of the human body.(learning to read what a body needs and wants is so much fun!)
Advice: Move at a pace that makes you both feel comfortable, keep your communication lines open. If you have rules, keep them, but approach every situation knowing that not all rules apply to all couples.(This may not make much sence, but trust me young skywalker it will!) Now from what was taught to us. NEVER take one for the team! We have not broken this rule, and everything has been great! You know just some things in life you take someones word for it, like putting your dick on and electric fence hurts like a mother f___ker! (never have, never will!)
Couple: You will enjoy, listening to your lover in the room, moan and scream! What you need to know is don't look at it as, "she/he never does that when they are with me!" For us we only do what we know, we have sex the only way we know, kiss the way we know. The same for the other couple, but there moves are different, and they touch differnt spots! After you are done, go home and ask questions about the experiance, and try some of the new moves. You will not be good at it at first, but god damit you will.
Men: keep your erection in check! What I mean is, don't be in such a hurry to get it wet, take your time. Once a couple has agreed to be with you, don't rush it. You will miss out on a shit load of fun if you do!
Women: DO NOT!!! Pretend to like the men, to just get closer to the women! This will not go over very well.
Ok the main fantasy for starting what we have started has not happened yet. The wife did try it, and we are still going! Our first year was a very slow year, we had some experiances that scared us, but that is expected.
Our world has been rocked by other couples, in more ways than one. We have had some great times, and some times that we would never do again. (read our profile and i bet you can guess which we won't do again). We met couples that were willing to take things slow, and respected our limits. Over the next couple of years we have changed our limits, due to experiances that have increased our understanding of the human body.(learning to read what a body needs and wants is so much fun!)
Advice: Move at a pace that makes you both feel comfortable, keep your communication lines open. If you have rules, keep them, but approach every situation knowing that not all rules apply to all couples.(This may not make much sence, but trust me young skywalker it will!) Now from what was taught to us. NEVER take one for the team! We have not broken this rule, and everything has been great! You know just some things in life you take someones word for it, like putting your dick on and electric fence hurts like a mother f___ker! (never have, never will!)
Couple: You will enjoy, listening to your lover in the room, moan and scream! What you need to know is don't look at it as, "she/he never does that when they are with me!" For us we only do what we know, we have sex the only way we know, kiss the way we know. The same for the other couple, but there moves are different, and they touch differnt spots! After you are done, go home and ask questions about the experiance, and try some of the new moves. You will not be good at it at first, but god damit you will.
Men: keep your erection in check! What I mean is, don't be in such a hurry to get it wet, take your time. Once a couple has agreed to be with you, don't rush it. You will miss out on a shit load of fun if you do!
Women: DO NOT!!! Pretend to like the men, to just get closer to the women! This will not go over very well.
Mikesara,
I have been a member of this site for many years and it is refreshing to hear someone just tell it like it has been for them...there are many wonderful people I have gotten to know and expand my understanding of commitment to another person...keep on keeping on as they say...I know my rainbow has ended in more than one pot of treasure and made lifelong friends here...just wish I lived in Utah or Florida...I have burned up alot of frequent flyer miles!
Katey
I have been a member of this site for many years and it is refreshing to hear someone just tell it like it has been for them...there are many wonderful people I have gotten to know and expand my understanding of commitment to another person...keep on keeping on as they say...I know my rainbow has ended in more than one pot of treasure and made lifelong friends here...just wish I lived in Utah or Florida...I have burned up alot of frequent flyer miles!
Katey
katey you are welcom
we are glad to help! we had peeps that lead us down the path, and explained the finer things in life.