Swingers Forum - Like Me? Like Someone Else?

I am so going to find that stick and once again beat a dead horse.....or certain swingular members.....

.....how do people with no comprehension skills manage to make their way around? I think the stupid convention is in town and they are sending me friend invites. Without reading my profile. WHO DOES THAT? Apparently, the 20 or so people I got friend's requests or emails this week who have lower IQ points then a helmet wearing, window licking, crayon carrying short bus rider.

If you see someone who floats your boat, by all means, CHECK THEM OUT! Read their freakin profile from top to bottom. And take what they say seriously. If you know you don't meet their stated requirements (ie single male, don't have a face pic, too much drama in your life, age, etc) then be a grown up and move on. Don't send emails or friends requests. It makes you look stupid. And come one, Stupid isn't attractive period.

So to all those who have sent me friend's requests and emails and I have not responded, well, there is a reason why.

I don't do stupid. I don't even want talk to stupid much less fuck stupid. However if you have a fetish for being knocked up side the head for it, well, lets talk. Cuz quite frankly, that's what you deserve. And Im still holding the stick.

xox
Tammy

*now back to my corner and scarfing down a box of frozen Girl Scout Thin Mints while she studies*

Blue Eyes, thank you so much for saying exactly what many of us have been thinking, but weren't eloquent enough to put into words!n And yes, we all need a few Girl Scout cookies now and then!

SOFT4FUN wrote:

Blue Eyes, thank you so much for saying exactly what many of us have been thinking, but weren't eloquent enough to put into words!n And yes, we all need a few Girl Scout cookies now and then!

As long as it's just the cookies we need....LOL. And your welcome. Not sure eloquent is the right word as much as bitchy. hee hee.

Wow you have incredible self control...none of the thin mints I purchased made it to the freezer.

PEBBLEROCK wrote:

BLUEEYES you make bitchy look sexy... mmmmm cookies...I'll see your thin mints and raise ya a box of SAMOAS, slightly warmed, and broken over the top of vanilla ice cream...oh yeah, all while staring into your eyes as you have a little piece of chocolate on your bottom lip...mmmmm lusty.

pssst...if i have chocolate on my bottom lip it's a sign i need to be kissed.....oh wait...i just spilled chocolate all down the front of me....

yep. I'm that transparent. :-D

TRIXIEE wrote:

Ok so maybe this has nothing to do with what u all have been discussing here, but what about the weekly emails from the same SM's that wanna give me an erotic massage?! OMFG, when I don't respond you'd think they'd get the hint to STOP emailing me ...OH NO!!! They want me to block them completely ... dumbass! AARRGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH =/

Trix

I feel your pain. Can i give you a massage? lol

SWINGSETS wrote:

Blueeyes - I think your forum comments intrigue people so they (probably men, singles or half of a couple) open up your profile only to click the friend request button - it's the easiest thing for them to do, and, God forbid, they take any additional time to actually read the profile. My hubby is the sweetest guy, but during the times when work/life get in the way of my being active on the site, he tends to do exactly what you're frustrated with. He does a scan over the profile, gets enough to know that we may be compatible, looks at the pics . . . sees a pretty face, well, it's more like sees a nice set of boobs or a hot body, and clicks the friend request button - like a robot, I'm telling ya! I've had to send the occasional "forgive my hubby for not reading" message, which always gets a chuckle from the female half . . .

I also think that it's less likely for the female half of the couple to be online chatting and writing . . . guys can "sniff us out" usually by the way we write so it tends to increase the number of friend requests we get. We've also been getting a ton more because I'm posting new pics regularly . . . he absolutely hates it . . . I think it's kinda sweet ;>

good point. I do *kinda* like having some sort of mental draining capacity on men power. Too bad i can't fly.....~shrug~

My profile has seemed to cut down on the "hit-n-runs" but there's still plenty who try, so the "human nature" of it never really goes away...

BLUEEYES: OOPS I didnt mean to make you spill chocolate down your front...let me just clean that up for you...shall I start at the top and work my way down, or do ya want me to go from the bottom up??? I think its only fair to warn you that I'm pretty thorough, and it may take a while to reach that elusive little piece of chocolate that started this whole mess. Or better yet, I can just dive in with both hands (and tongue) and really go to town on this little "accident"...mmmmm minty here, chocolatey there, and WOW whats this flavor???...moist, sweet, tart, fresh, I like this best I think!!! A little help here, I dont wanna miss a single spot.

TRIXIEE: I've yet to have the pleasure of dipping my cookie in your warm, sweet milk. But I think you should know, I can't have just one..."once ya pop, ya can't stop". I'm a glutton for sweets, and love to make a pig of myself. Silly girl..."TRIX aren't for kids, TRIX are for dicks". And PEBBLES loves em too...YUMMY THOUGHT...a nice serving of sugary TRIX mixed well with some fruity PEBBLES...I'm so hungry right now!!!

HEREFORFUN wrote:

TRIXIEE wrote:

Ok so maybe this has nothing to do with what u all have been discussing here, but what about the weekly emails from the same SM's that wanna give me an erotic massage?! OMFG, when I don't respond you'd think they'd get the hint to STOP emailing me ...OH NO!!! They want me to block them completely ... dumbass! AARRGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH =/ Trix

I totally agree with you Trixiee. There is nothing more maddening then getting email after email from SM's telling you what they can do for you and why you should contact them.

ummmm, hasn't anyone told you about single male blocking??

NAUGHTYGIRL101 wrote:

UTLIBERTINES wrote:



ummmm, hasn't anyone told you about single male blocking??

I don't want to block all single males...I have some friends that are single males...and it wouldn't be fair to block those nice ones that we're friends with just because of a couple jerks that don't want to keep track of who's asked them to not contact them...just sayin....kisses...Naugh-Ty

if they're on your friends list, or you've emailed them directly first then they can still write to you (I know that one for a fact), blocking single males just stops unsolicited single guys writing to you

and failing that you can always just block individual people, if you don't like their initial email, just click on the 'block member' button.

Problem solved

Instead of all the whining and dead horse beating, why can those who do not want contact from "SM's" just ignore them? Is it really that hard for some to just press the delete button?