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This used to happen...she said she needed a few more buttons and a battery up her ass to get my attention, then she showed me her "buttons" and pushed mine...
This used to happen...she said she needed a few more buttons and a battery up her ass to get my attention, then she showed me her "buttons" and pushed mine...
Ok, so some of our best stories....
Dude comes over to play with us. Asks to watch some porn, she sucks him hard, he tries to get in...and is rejected! So hubby takes a crack at it and get in, opens her up a bit, dude tries again...denied! Comments "that's like a super vagina".
Other dude comes to play...we get going, she gets excited and starts to grab him with her legs, he looses concentration, she spits him out. Hubby gets in, she grabs him flips him around like a rag doll, hubby gets off, dude tries again, gets in, she starts flipping him, right into the wall! Dude gets up, stumbles for his clothes and leaves. Moral of the story, if you're gonna play, wear a damn helmet!
Dude comes over to play with us. Asks to watch some porn, she sucks him hard, he tries to get in...and is rejected! So hubby takes a crack at it and get in, opens her up a bit, dude tries again...denied! Comments "that's like a super vagina".
Other dude comes to play...we get going, she gets excited and starts to grab him with her legs, he looses concentration, she spits him out. Hubby gets in, she grabs him flips him around like a rag doll, hubby gets off, dude tries again, gets in, she starts flipping him, right into the wall! Dude gets up, stumbles for his clothes and leaves. Moral of the story, if you're gonna play, wear a damn helmet!