DIVORCE VS. MURDER - A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the
pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes,
And said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in The world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes got
Big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband.
That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail!
All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband
In bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture , and replied, "Well now, that's different.
You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes,
And said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in The world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes got
Big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband.
That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail!
All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband
In bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture , and replied, "Well now, that's different.
You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
Drama issues anyone?
If they were in the lifestyle all 4 them would be happy.
MMMMMMmmmmm.... very good point... mmmmmmmm i think i'd like a perscription....lol. Ya "A" its a diferent world out there swinging as a single is a whole new world...... been alot diferent now that ive attained a single male STATUS...(i have the stigma of the single male so might as well embrace the title and start a revolution to change the outlook on single males.... lol... like itd work...lollollol...ROTFLMAO.) ive found alot of couples that the ex wife and I have swung with have actually been receptive to me as a single male. . there are some of OUR friends that i still need to personally contact n see how they feel..... but friends shouldnt care.... true friends are friends through it all.... i can understand a few want to be just friends with both of us. but new friends are a good find. D.