I am looking for this dude.... I think his handle on here is UTSLUTS....
He has blond hair, hairy chest, 5'9" tall...Drinks way too much tequila, and is kind of an ass hole.
Stay away from this freak of nature...and his bitchy wife...
This is your only warning!
They fuck only to procreate their genes into your family pool.
And he thinks bi-sexual guys are not gay... weird...i know!!!
I have not seen my wife since he last came over, holding his love gun in one hand, and a vibrator in his other. He is dangerous! He can unload gobs of goo across the room. He will give you a eye infucktion if you do not wear the proper eye wear while sucking cock... my wife's eyes have been crossed since his first throw... 5 years ago.
Good luck... he will fuck you sooner than later....and watch out for his friend named "SLINGBLADE" He is another story...
He has blond hair, hairy chest, 5'9" tall...Drinks way too much tequila, and is kind of an ass hole.
Stay away from this freak of nature...and his bitchy wife...
This is your only warning!
They fuck only to procreate their genes into your family pool.
And he thinks bi-sexual guys are not gay... weird...i know!!!
I have not seen my wife since he last came over, holding his love gun in one hand, and a vibrator in his other. He is dangerous! He can unload gobs of goo across the room. He will give you a eye infucktion if you do not wear the proper eye wear while sucking cock... my wife's eyes have been crossed since his first throw... 5 years ago.
Good luck... he will fuck you sooner than later....and watch out for his friend named "SLINGBLADE" He is another story...
Rotflmao! After his last "performance" Mr. Utsluts has a lot of explaining to do! What asses! See you on Saturday! (Hopefully Utsluts will be there and he can help us all understand "why" 
Looking foward to it!
xo mrs2
Looking foward to it! xo mrs2
You better keep him away from our swing then!
Bring it!
Can't decide....
am I scared? nauseated? or intrigued?
you know you shouldn't look but you do anyway.
someone find me a front row seat for this. and pass the popcorn.
am I scared? nauseated? or intrigued?
you know you shouldn't look but you do anyway.
someone find me a front row seat for this. and pass the popcorn.
Slingblade is one BAD ASS FUCKER!
As for the Sluts... We heard they have a wine cellar... ha ha ha
As for the Sluts... We heard they have a wine cellar... ha ha ha
Sounds like you are all bad ass fuckers!
Slingblade you're lucky you got a Mcgriddle!!! You deserved something off of the McCrap