There are currently 78 people named S. Claus
living in the U.S. -- and one Kriss Kringle.
(You gotta wonder about that one kid\'s parents)
living in the U.S. -- and one Kriss Kringle.
(You gotta wonder about that one kid\'s parents)
FRUITCAKE CONTEST
How to enter it.
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The contest ended back in 1963, so don\'t bother trying to enter it..
LOL
How to enter it.
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The contest ended back in 1963, so don\'t bother trying to enter it..
LOL
Signs You Bought a Bad
Christmas Tree
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- 10 -
Two feet tall, forty feet wide
- 9 -
Salesman\'s opening line: \"You\'re not a cop, are you?\"
- 8 -
It looks suspiciously like a broom handle with a lot of coat hangers
- 7 -
While you sleep, it gets liquored up and takes the family caravan for a joy ride.
- 6 -
Each branch has \"Duraflame\" printed on it.
- 5 -
Keeps heckling your lame top ten list
- 4 -
It\'s very small and says \"air freshener\" on it.
- 3 -
Rabbis have better Christmas trees than yours.
- 2 -
Some guy named Mujibur puts a crappy Statue of Liberty on top of it
- 1 -
Constantly bragging about its \"trunk size\"
Christmas Tree
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- 10 -
Two feet tall, forty feet wide
- 9 -
Salesman\'s opening line: \"You\'re not a cop, are you?\"
- 8 -
It looks suspiciously like a broom handle with a lot of coat hangers
- 7 -
While you sleep, it gets liquored up and takes the family caravan for a joy ride.
- 6 -
Each branch has \"Duraflame\" printed on it.
- 5 -
Keeps heckling your lame top ten list
- 4 -
It\'s very small and says \"air freshener\" on it.
- 3 -
Rabbis have better Christmas trees than yours.
- 2 -
Some guy named Mujibur puts a crappy Statue of Liberty on top of it
- 1 -
Constantly bragging about its \"trunk size\"
Why are women\'s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time ?
Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.
Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.