I just thought id add this on, dont know if its ever been posted.......We had a single guy come over last weekend. Came up from augusta, we all went to the house, got busy two or three minutes later he was done. Didnt say bye , kiss my ass or anything. Top it off he was a pencil dick. I men if your not interested you need to tell the people. I was Pissed.
Hmmmm.....
That wasn\'t very nice was it?
We had one whom we had been in contact with for quite some time. We considered him a very nice guy, and he had always been extremely interested in the Mrs. When we decided to have him over one night, we assumed that his enthusiasm would make for a great night.
Turns out that he too was far less endowed than we were led to beleive in his pics. The Mrs. likes what she likes, and smaller penises dont do it for her. Turns out that his penis pics werent really HIS pics at all, they were a friends. We got that out of him after just a few bottles of beer. Turns out that he hadnt even taken the time to properly bathe before coming over. I have never seen more bush on a man except for maybe in a national geographic special. He was litereally covered from head to toe in what seemed to be fur! Turns out the pics he did show us that were actually him were from his college graduation 9 years before. He claimed he looked the same. We begged to differ.
It turned out to be a very interesting night. But you can bet there was no sex involved.
Luvbugs!
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That wasn\'t very nice was it?
We had one whom we had been in contact with for quite some time. We considered him a very nice guy, and he had always been extremely interested in the Mrs. When we decided to have him over one night, we assumed that his enthusiasm would make for a great night.
Turns out that he too was far less endowed than we were led to beleive in his pics. The Mrs. likes what she likes, and smaller penises dont do it for her. Turns out that his penis pics werent really HIS pics at all, they were a friends. We got that out of him after just a few bottles of beer. Turns out that he hadnt even taken the time to properly bathe before coming over. I have never seen more bush on a man except for maybe in a national geographic special. He was litereally covered from head to toe in what seemed to be fur! Turns out the pics he did show us that were actually him were from his college graduation 9 years before. He claimed he looked the same. We begged to differ.
It turned out to be a very interesting night. But you can bet there was no sex involved.
Luvbugs!
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My worst meeting was when I went up to meet a girl. And I was told that it was JUST going to be her there. (I don\'t go alone if a male is around. Just something we\'ve decided.) Anyways. I asked and asked and asked and was told that it was JUST her. But when we got into it, all of a sudden an older man peeked around the corner and started watching...then dropped his pants and tried to join in. I stopped and told her that if he was there she couldn\'t touch me. So we moved into her bedroom. We begin again and all of a sudden he was peeking around the corner, dropping his pants, and joining in again. So I stood up told them that obviously he needed some and I\'d wait in the living room for a ride back to my car. (It\'d been left at the restraunt we\'d eaten at.) I was extremely pissed off that I was told one thing and something else happened that I\'d told her previously was NOT okay with me.
I accidently sent a reply to Luvbugs instead of here. Sorry Luvbugs!
Anyhow, we pretty much have had the same sorry experiences with single guys. They have ALWAYS lied about their cock size! We now make them send pics of their cocks and faces. If they do not have, or do not want to send pics do not talk with them! There were a couple guys we liked but one was very rude and stuck on himself. The other would not cum. He dissappeared when we asked him why. The young ones are too scared to show up. All talk and no action. One moron showed up with a cock ring already on him when he got here! He still couldn\'t get it up! One guy sent us a pic of him that was about 7 years old and he weighed about 50 pound more in person! We would love to find a real, well hung gentleman who shows respect to a couple. Tough to find.
Anyhow, we pretty much have had the same sorry experiences with single guys. They have ALWAYS lied about their cock size! We now make them send pics of their cocks and faces. If they do not have, or do not want to send pics do not talk with them! There were a couple guys we liked but one was very rude and stuck on himself. The other would not cum. He dissappeared when we asked him why. The young ones are too scared to show up. All talk and no action. One moron showed up with a cock ring already on him when he got here! He still couldn\'t get it up! One guy sent us a pic of him that was about 7 years old and he weighed about 50 pound more in person! We would love to find a real, well hung gentleman who shows respect to a couple. Tough to find.
Isnt it amazing that these guys can ruin what should be a relatively simple operation?
Show up when invited. Be a gentleman...no man is going to let you anywhere NEAR his wife if you are an asshole, right? Go with the flow. And last but not least...be who you represented yourself to be! If we could meet more men who could keep what I think are a few VERY simple \"rules\" straight...a few of them would have gotten a lot luckier when they met us than they ultimately did!
Luvbugs!
PS- We dont even BOTHER with the younger ones anymore. They dont know how to use what they have, and they are usually too scared to even show up...when they do, they look like a deer caught in the headlights all night, and who wants to have sex with a dead deer?!? LoL.
Show up when invited. Be a gentleman...no man is going to let you anywhere NEAR his wife if you are an asshole, right? Go with the flow. And last but not least...be who you represented yourself to be! If we could meet more men who could keep what I think are a few VERY simple \"rules\" straight...a few of them would have gotten a lot luckier when they met us than they ultimately did!
Luvbugs!
PS- We dont even BOTHER with the younger ones anymore. They dont know how to use what they have, and they are usually too scared to even show up...when they do, they look like a deer caught in the headlights all night, and who wants to have sex with a dead deer?!? LoL.
Actually the couple of single guys we\'ve gotten together with have been awesome in the honesty, respect and being a gentleman department. Guess we\'ve been very lucky in that regard.
The very worst experience we\'ve had was with a couple who we got together with at their house for dinner for our first meeting. Everything was pretty good till they started verbally tearing at each other and taking turns pouting about it. To top off the wonderful experience we spent the night there and after being almost completely asleep, the Mr. of the other couple snuck out and started fooling around with me (SG) despite the fact that it was THAT particular time of the month for the Mrs of the other couple and they had a \"if one of us can\'t play, no one is\" rule. I\'d say that we were having sex, but I was so out of it I may as well have been a blowup doll. He would\'ve gone all the way too, except his Mrs was heard up and about (she had been staying with their kids, cuz one of them was upset and not sleeping well) and he ran for cover.
Supposedly, they fully respect each other and are on the same page though. That is just NOT our cup of tea or anything else for that matter.
The very worst experience we\'ve had was with a couple who we got together with at their house for dinner for our first meeting. Everything was pretty good till they started verbally tearing at each other and taking turns pouting about it. To top off the wonderful experience we spent the night there and after being almost completely asleep, the Mr. of the other couple snuck out and started fooling around with me (SG) despite the fact that it was THAT particular time of the month for the Mrs of the other couple and they had a \"if one of us can\'t play, no one is\" rule. I\'d say that we were having sex, but I was so out of it I may as well have been a blowup doll. He would\'ve gone all the way too, except his Mrs was heard up and about (she had been staying with their kids, cuz one of them was upset and not sleeping well) and he ran for cover.
Supposedly, they fully respect each other and are on the same page though. That is just NOT our cup of tea or anything else for that matter.
We met a \"couple\" and talked online for a little while (say 2 weeks?). He said he was not sure if his wife was ready to meet us yet. One Sunday we invited them out here for steaks and beer. He said she didnt want to come, but he\'d be happy to come by himself. So he gets here, we cook his ass dinner etc.
The night proceeds into a 3some (lasted about 10 minutes). He was mostly limp the whole time jamming his dick in my mouth (felt like being beaten by a vacuum hose lol) and then puts it in me and blows his load. How in the world does a guy get off when he\'s almost totally limp? I have no idea........
But, come to find out later that his wife NEVER swings with him, they are just in an \"open\" relationship, that is they fuck around on the side with other people.
To this day I think that is such false advertising to be on a swing site as a couple, yet there is no chance she will ever swing with him. Honestly, Im not even sure there is a Mrs.....never saw her on cam or talked to her on the phone. Could\'ve very easily been him typing on IM pretending to be her.
The night proceeds into a 3some (lasted about 10 minutes). He was mostly limp the whole time jamming his dick in my mouth (felt like being beaten by a vacuum hose lol) and then puts it in me and blows his load. How in the world does a guy get off when he\'s almost totally limp? I have no idea........
But, come to find out later that his wife NEVER swings with him, they are just in an \"open\" relationship, that is they fuck around on the side with other people.
To this day I think that is such false advertising to be on a swing site as a couple, yet there is no chance she will ever swing with him. Honestly, Im not even sure there is a Mrs.....never saw her on cam or talked to her on the phone. Could\'ve very easily been him typing on IM pretending to be her.
Being a single guy I can certainly understand why alot of couples wont play sith a single male.
As for bad experiences my worst experience was with a cpl who wanted to make a video in a motel room. To begin with, she needed a serious trim (if you know what I mean).
She insisted that I wear a condom which I dont mind wearing. Hubby got angry with her because he said it made me get smaller. He grabs her by the arm and pulls her up off of me.
I was about to leave when she asked me to stay because he would beat her as soon as I left.
About 2 weeks later they worked out their issues. Against my better judgement I met with them and made a video. I later found out that he was trying to blackmale her with the video.
What a Jerk!
As for bad experiences my worst experience was with a cpl who wanted to make a video in a motel room. To begin with, she needed a serious trim (if you know what I mean).
She insisted that I wear a condom which I dont mind wearing. Hubby got angry with her because he said it made me get smaller. He grabs her by the arm and pulls her up off of me.
I was about to leave when she asked me to stay because he would beat her as soon as I left.
About 2 weeks later they worked out their issues. Against my better judgement I met with them and made a video. I later found out that he was trying to blackmale her with the video.
What a Jerk!
wow...
you guys have some interesting experiences with single men & couples, as for us , we haven\'t had a bad experience yet, sorry guys...
you guys have some interesting experiences with single men & couples, as for us , we haven\'t had a bad experience yet, sorry guys...
Have had both,
Single guy dule, very small, and quick on the trigger, and a couple who was not as they had described. You have to be honest, but polite, and not be \"preasured\" into do anything you are not comfortable with.
Chele
Single guy dule, very small, and quick on the trigger, and a couple who was not as they had described. You have to be honest, but polite, and not be \"preasured\" into do anything you are not comfortable with.
Chele
The worst thing that has happened to us so far was meeting a 30 year old guy at the local Applebee\'s for a drink. There were people all around us and next to us. He comes in and sits down and looks at the wife and says \"so why do you want to have sex with me\"? Several people heard the dumbass and it embarrased the hell out of us. Needless to say he was out right there. Some guys don\'t understand discrete.
Oh, have I got a bad experience...
First, let me say that I do have some good ones, and those far outweigh the one bad one, but I wanted to share it... Great idea for a thread topic, BTW...
Anyway, this couple emailed me on another site I used to belong to, and asked if I had any trouble \"performing\" with another man present. (In retrospect, I should have seen that as a warning sign, since I was listed as socially bi on that other site)
Anyway, after a few exchanges of e-mail, and two meetings for drinks to get acquainted (their requests, and I followed along, because I really am a polite, respectful, and honorable gentleman!) they finally invited me to their home. They promised me a wonderful evening, and were very assuring that I would be well taken care of. Which is okay, but my preference is for everyone to participate in pleasing everyone else.
Anyway, we all had a drink in the living room, and then they suggested we move to the bedroom. I went along, and they started kissing. The husband asked me to take a seat while they got everything ready, so I sat in this really nice armchair. They proceeded to undress each other, and went after it like starved rabbits. After about 15 minutes or so, I asked if they had forgotten about me. The wife said (and I couldn\'t make something like this up!) \"No, you just sit there until we are done. We just wanted someone to watch us, and that is all you are here for.\"
Well, at that point, I got up, walked out of the house, and never looked back. I was never more humiliated than that time, and I cannot believe I was misled the way I was.
The moral of the story is, not all the bad apples in this lifestyle are the solo males.
First, let me say that I do have some good ones, and those far outweigh the one bad one, but I wanted to share it... Great idea for a thread topic, BTW...
Anyway, this couple emailed me on another site I used to belong to, and asked if I had any trouble \"performing\" with another man present. (In retrospect, I should have seen that as a warning sign, since I was listed as socially bi on that other site)
Anyway, after a few exchanges of e-mail, and two meetings for drinks to get acquainted (their requests, and I followed along, because I really am a polite, respectful, and honorable gentleman!) they finally invited me to their home. They promised me a wonderful evening, and were very assuring that I would be well taken care of. Which is okay, but my preference is for everyone to participate in pleasing everyone else.
Anyway, we all had a drink in the living room, and then they suggested we move to the bedroom. I went along, and they started kissing. The husband asked me to take a seat while they got everything ready, so I sat in this really nice armchair. They proceeded to undress each other, and went after it like starved rabbits. After about 15 minutes or so, I asked if they had forgotten about me. The wife said (and I couldn\'t make something like this up!) \"No, you just sit there until we are done. We just wanted someone to watch us, and that is all you are here for.\"
Well, at that point, I got up, walked out of the house, and never looked back. I was never more humiliated than that time, and I cannot believe I was misled the way I was.
The moral of the story is, not all the bad apples in this lifestyle are the solo males.
We had two realy bad ones and a few bad ones I am not sure which was the worst so I will put them both on here.
The first was our first full swap ever. almost 9 years ago now We met a couple talked with them for several months and finally hooked up they were newbies like us they were both attractive as it turned out we all forgot condoms so they were omitted since we were all monagamous prior to this experience. it wasnt such a big issue we just asked that the men pull out as not to cause pregnancy/ or just get things messy LOL
well we both wanted to watch our partners perform so we took turns. I lost the toss so him and Jenn went first. it started as a ffm and ended with him going doggy with jenn Is was good for her he was endowed fairly well and knew how to use it. he forgot to pull out. That kinda bothered me since jenn was not on the pill at the time and well we just had a child and I was fixed so how the hell do you explain that to the family LOL,, Ok no now I am nervous and well kinda turned on but more nerve wracked than anything As soon as he was done he started crying and went and threw up.. Did wonders for Jenns EGO et me tell ya. well he insisted to his wife that she fuck me as it was only fair. my experience with her was lackluster to say the least. as she wanted to quit but he made her do it and they were not taking no for an answer. so We finished And tried to call them they dissapeared. off the planet.
the second time was a little more compicated but it involved a couple talking us into playing at home with our kids and thier kids sleeping in our front room. we got into it then they freak out and start a domestic dispute in our bdroom. hasing up old stuff like previous lovers cheating wife accusations. etc. needless to say the night turned into us playing marriage counselor and driving her home after he left with the car. they ended up becomming occasional friends we dont play with and yes the marriage is still on the rocks and she is a cheating bitch just like he said the first night. They were screaming at each other throwing things yelling in our bedroom it was weird not feeling comfortable in our own house. and worrying about what our kids would think
The first was our first full swap ever. almost 9 years ago now We met a couple talked with them for several months and finally hooked up they were newbies like us they were both attractive as it turned out we all forgot condoms so they were omitted since we were all monagamous prior to this experience. it wasnt such a big issue we just asked that the men pull out as not to cause pregnancy/ or just get things messy LOL
well we both wanted to watch our partners perform so we took turns. I lost the toss so him and Jenn went first. it started as a ffm and ended with him going doggy with jenn Is was good for her he was endowed fairly well and knew how to use it. he forgot to pull out. That kinda bothered me since jenn was not on the pill at the time and well we just had a child and I was fixed so how the hell do you explain that to the family LOL,, Ok no now I am nervous and well kinda turned on but more nerve wracked than anything As soon as he was done he started crying and went and threw up.. Did wonders for Jenns EGO et me tell ya. well he insisted to his wife that she fuck me as it was only fair. my experience with her was lackluster to say the least. as she wanted to quit but he made her do it and they were not taking no for an answer. so We finished And tried to call them they dissapeared. off the planet.
the second time was a little more compicated but it involved a couple talking us into playing at home with our kids and thier kids sleeping in our front room. we got into it then they freak out and start a domestic dispute in our bdroom. hasing up old stuff like previous lovers cheating wife accusations. etc. needless to say the night turned into us playing marriage counselor and driving her home after he left with the car. they ended up becomming occasional friends we dont play with and yes the marriage is still on the rocks and she is a cheating bitch just like he said the first night. They were screaming at each other throwing things yelling in our bedroom it was weird not feeling comfortable in our own house. and worrying about what our kids would think
WELL SWINGG IF YOU WASNT SO FAR AWAY, WE COULD DO THAT(GET TOGETHER FOR A MEET)
I hate hearing about all the bad expierences. I do not understand why some people try to get into our lifestyle. it is not a place if you have issues. and as far as single men. I am one and I will tell you to be carful. most are posers. if you find one. get refrences. or find one who is a reular at a lifstyle club that you can atleast get a second opion on. it really pisses me off how alot of singles out there give the rest of us a bad image. and sigle guys if you are reading. when you do go to a club. do not become part of the troll gang. there are a lot of nice couple who would like to find a good single men and do not because of the behavior of the wolf pac at culbs on singles night. this also makes it hard forsingle woemen to get into and stay in the lifestyle. well hope you all have fun. Jesse
Jesse no one is downing anyone, this was a fun post.................get over it, everyone has there time with bad exsperiences, I wasnt doggie ever tom, dick, or hairy.
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