She's stroked more wood than a Furniture polisher. .
She\'s got half the Black Forest hanging out of her armpits
Insanity is hereditary you get it from your kids
House work makes you ugly
too much chlorine in your end of the gene pool?
while some drink deeply from the fountain of knowledge its obvious you only gargled
there are three types of people
1) those who read and gain knowledge
2)those who watch and gain knowledge
3) and those who must piss on the electric fence themselves
think your important? trying giving someone else\'s cat orders ( any cat for that matter...lol)
his elevator is stuck between floors
nice girl but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice
my border collie is smarter then your honor student
whip me beat me make me write bad checks
why is it if a man talks dirty yo a woman its sexual harassment but if a woman talks dirty to a man its 5.99 a minute?
beware stupid people in large numbers
(on a tee shirt) bomb tech: if im running you should too
not everyone can be a hero someone has to stand on the curb and clap
co-ed naked law enforcement - up against the wall and spared em!
co-ed naked firefighter find em hot leave em wet
while some drink deeply from the fountain of knowledge its obvious you only gargled
there are three types of people
1) those who read and gain knowledge
2)those who watch and gain knowledge
3) and those who must piss on the electric fence themselves
think your important? trying giving someone else\'s cat orders ( any cat for that matter...lol)
his elevator is stuck between floors
nice girl but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice
my border collie is smarter then your honor student
whip me beat me make me write bad checks
why is it if a man talks dirty yo a woman its sexual harassment but if a woman talks dirty to a man its 5.99 a minute?
beware stupid people in large numbers
(on a tee shirt) bomb tech: if im running you should too
not everyone can be a hero someone has to stand on the curb and clap
co-ed naked law enforcement - up against the wall and spared em!
co-ed naked firefighter find em hot leave em wet
Where there\'s a will.....I want to be in it.
Money Talks ... but all mine ever says is Goodbye!
painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her decorating job. In the first room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out \'green side up!\'
In the second room she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled \'green side up!\'
The lady was somewhat curious but she said nothing.
In the third room she said she would like it painted a warm rose color. The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled \'green side up!\'
The lady then asked him, \'Why do you keep yelling \'green side up\'?\'
\'I\'m sorry,\' came the reply. \'But I have a crew of blondes laying a lawn across the street.
In the second room she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled \'green side up!\'
The lady was somewhat curious but she said nothing.
In the third room she said she would like it painted a warm rose color. The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled \'green side up!\'
The lady then asked him, \'Why do you keep yelling \'green side up\'?\'
\'I\'m sorry,\' came the reply. \'But I have a crew of blondes laying a lawn across the street.