--Remember, we are eternal. All this pain is an illuision.
--There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.
--Never miss a good chance to shut up.
--Your enemy is never a villain in his own eyes.
--Rub her feet.
--Natural laws have no pity.
--Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done and why. Then go do it.
--There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.
--Never miss a good chance to shut up.
--Your enemy is never a villain in his own eyes.
--Rub her feet.
--Natural laws have no pity.
--Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done and why. Then go do it.
two of my favorites:
hold my beer and check this shit out!
I'm not a frog and you're not a bunny, so let's not jump ahead.
hold my beer and check this shit out!
I'm not a frog and you're not a bunny, so let's not jump ahead.
- its better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt
-trust me im a doctor!!
-lifes to short play naked!!
-trust me im a doctor!!
-lifes to short play naked!!
--Don't squat with your spurs on.
--Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
--George Carlin:
Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.
--Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
--George Carlin:
Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.
Don't get your honey where you make your money....
Dont sweat the petty stuff or pet the sweaty stuff--LOL
You idiots, it's rape, pillage THEN burn!
Genghis Khan
Genghis Khan
some people mature others mutate.....from Hill Street Blues
you are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence...(can't remember the movie)
you are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence...(can't remember the movie)
"I have no sympathy for stupid people"
"If you even dream of beating me up, you better wake up and apologize to me." Muhammad Ali
I find that common sence is not so common
"someone somewhere "
"someone somewhere "
"Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist."
"Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; remember that what you now have was once among the things you only hoped for."
"If God listened to the prayers of men, all men would quickly have perished: for they are forever praying for evil against one another."
"Not what we have But what we enjoy, constitutes our abundance."
"You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity."
---all --- Epicurus, 341-271 BC
"Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; remember that what you now have was once among the things you only hoped for."
"If God listened to the prayers of men, all men would quickly have perished: for they are forever praying for evil against one another."
"Not what we have But what we enjoy, constitutes our abundance."
"You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity."
---all --- Epicurus, 341-271 BC
"A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a ruler whom they consider god-fearing and pious. On the other hand, they do less easily move against him, believing that he has the gods on his side. "
Aristotle 364-322 BC
Aristotle 364-322 BC
well raise my rent, you are the kid
- sheriff Bart
- sheriff Bart
Liquor where she likes it.
Some bar in Tucson AZ
Some bar in Tucson AZ
Vegetarian- Indian word for man who cant hunt..
Sex after sixty is like playing pool with a rope..
face down ass up thats the way we like to fuck!!!
Sex after sixty is like playing pool with a rope..
face down ass up thats the way we like to fuck!!!
"What the fuck was that?" - Captain of the Titanic
There's never been a good war - but there's never been a bad piece!
J. P. Morgan: (1837-1913, Founder of US Steel, the first billion-dollar company in the world.)
If you have to ask how much something costs, you can't afford it.
Napolean Bonaparte (1769 - 1821):
Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake.
Thomas Edison (1846 - 1931):
I haven't failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
Howard Ruff:
It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
If you have to ask how much something costs, you can't afford it.
Napolean Bonaparte (1769 - 1821):
Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake.
Thomas Edison (1846 - 1931):
I haven't failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
Howard Ruff:
It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
1) The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
2) The pain of Regret is worse than the pain of Discipline (really focused towards fitness)
3) The Universe is Change; Our Life is What Our Thoughts Make It (i put this on my checks)
4) PROCEED WITH CAUTION, OUR (fill in the blank) ARE IN YOUR AREA *!* (this one is related to my job)
2) The pain of Regret is worse than the pain of Discipline (really focused towards fitness)
3) The Universe is Change; Our Life is What Our Thoughts Make It (i put this on my checks)
4) PROCEED WITH CAUTION, OUR (fill in the blank) ARE IN YOUR AREA *!* (this one is related to my job)
"If we can pass this stimulus bill we can maintain the unemployment rate at 8%"
Barrak Obama, Pesident of the United States
Barrak Obama, Pesident of the United States
"I'd piss on a spark plug if it would help." Movie WarGames
"Son, no one gives a shit about all the things your cell phone does. You didn't invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that."
http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
"Son, no one gives a shit about all the things your cell phone does. You didn't invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that."
http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
Only in war and sex do the amateur think they know more than the experts. ike upon meeting churchill
and as a politician i some times have to use both to accomplish greatness. churchill reply
when wine woman and song get to be too much for you to handle then quit singing you dummy. nippsy russell
what knockers doctor Frankenstein in young frankenstein
and as a politician i some times have to use both to accomplish greatness. churchill reply
when wine woman and song get to be too much for you to handle then quit singing you dummy. nippsy russell
what knockers doctor Frankenstein in young frankenstein
"The Good Life is pricey, There is a cheaper one, but it's not a life"
"The concept of insanity is continuing doing the same, expecting a different result"
Henry Ford...
"The concept of insanity is continuing doing the same, expecting a different result"
Henry Ford...
Two heads are better than one... (specially on a DP)
"Don't sweat the petty stuff...pet the sweaty stuff"
A Wise old man told me this and it seams to be one of the best I have ever heard.....
"Never give up a free peace of ass it just might be the best peace you ever missed"
"Never give up a free peace of ass it just might be the best peace you ever missed"
There's a lot of doctors tell me
That I'd better start slowing it down
But there's more old drunks than there are old doctors
So I guess we'd better have another round
That I'd better start slowing it down
But there's more old drunks than there are old doctors
So I guess we'd better have another round
you came in that. you are a lot braver then i thought. princes leah to hans solo
Come quickly! I am tasting stars!
Dom Perignon (1638-1715) at the moment of his discovering champagne.
Dom Perignon (1638-1715) at the moment of his discovering champagne.
Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
"Losers go home and whine about doing their best, winners go home and fuck the prom queen"
-Sean Connery
-Sean Connery