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This has probably been done before, but let\'s have fun with it anyway!

(1) What is the strangest sexual thing you have ever done?

(2) Have you ever had sex with someone that you should not have? If so, whom?

(3) Have you ever had sex in a public place? If so, where?

(4) Have you ever considered having sex with someone of the same gender?

(5) Those of you with young children will find this one funny: Have your kids ever caught you doing something that you would rather they have not seen? How did you explain it to them?

(6) Have you to your knowledge, ever been hit on by someone who wasn\'t what they claimed to be? *wink* (Remember Crocodile Dundee?) If so tell us about it! We are dying to know!

(7) Do you like to talk dirty in bed? What really makes you hot?

(8) Anal sex? Yes please!, or no thank you!

(9) Would you try anything once?

Last one...

(10) Would you appear in a porn film if asked to do so?

I hope that this will get the creative juices \"flowing\". No pun intended. Smile, and have fun! :D
(1) The day aint ova yet!

(2) There have been one or two real psycho chicks that I could have (should have) avoided in my younger days. But then...thats all young guys are good for? Sweaty bad \"B\" Movie porn right?

(3) There was this bar we hung out at back in Florida...it had this little tiny bathroom...

(4) The Mrs. is a p***y magnet, and usually gets to have her fun when she pleases. The Mr. simply isnt interested at this point in time.

(5) Mommy\'s back is really hurting, and daddy is back here trying to help her get it straight honey...THAT is what all that moaning is about! \'Nite!

(6) God I hope not. But if I did, I never knew the difference, and THAT is a blessing unto itself isnt it?

(7) Ride that wild pony you freakin slut! Errr...sorry. I mean, yes, yes, yes!!! Give it to me! But seriously, speak to either of us in Spanish and we are GONE! Oh, and we dont even care what you say...! LoL.

(8) Yes please! When the Mrs. is in the mood we are all about it! But not for him. (Just wanted to clarify that right out of the gate!)

(9) Sure, why not.....once I ate a ________ ,while sucking on a ________ ,while one of my friends fed me pumpkin pie on a ________!

Go ahead, fill in the blanks.

(10) We are practically our own little production company. I mean we have extras and everything people! **Cut! Can we do that again?**
HMMM how to answer.

1. Can\'t say what strangest is yet. Live pretty much a straight forward life until lately. :-)

2. Had sex with someone I shouldn\'t? Not that I know of.

3. Sex in public? Does the back seat of a car count? Had two cops shine light and ask what we were doing. Guess I was a smart ass said \"if you don\'t know by this age you wouldn\'t understand.\" :P:

4. Sex with same gender. You could say we are open minded.

5. Kids catch you? Well sort of. Then mentioned that they saw the furniture on the living room wall moving and had to turn up the stereo to drown out the noise. :-)

6. Hit on someone who wasn\'t who they claim. Well had a married woman who said she was single.

7. Talk dirty. YEah but mostly lots of moaning and groaning.

8. Anal? Have done it with the wife, but not done to me.

9. Would try anything once? Depends on what someone wants me to try. If it is not too outlandish I guess.

10. Appear in Porn film? Would love to but the wife is too shy. :-)
1) What is the strangest sexual thing you have ever done? An ex GF gave me a blow job while me and a friend played chess.

(2) Have you ever had sex with someone that you should not have? If so, whom? Yes, a friend of mines ex who just broke up with him, he still was into her.

(3) Have you ever had sex in a public place? If so, where?
yes, back row of a library. basement of a church while people were sleeping.

(4) Have you ever considered having sex with someone of the same gender?
no

(5) Those of you with young children will find this one funny: Have your kids ever caught you doing something that you would rather they have not seen? How did you explain it to them? no children living with me.

Have you to your knowledge, ever been hit on by someone who wasn\'t what they claimed to be? *wink* (Remember Crocodile Dundee?) If so tell us about it! We are dying to know!
not that I know of

(7) Do you like to talk dirty in bed? What really makes you hot?
yes, pretty much anything that comes out of a girls mouth.

(8) Anal sex? Yes please!, or no thank you!
like to give.

(9) Would you try anything once?
think so

Last one...

(10) Would you appear in a porn film if asked to do so?
sure
1. Fraternity Party bathroom. 2. I had sex with somone I work with twice in two different places. (Huge mistake). 3. Yes couple of times same girl in highschool. (man were we in love). 4. Thought about it.( I was molested). 5. Don\'t have kids. 6. Never talked dirty, still haven\'t been with any one who does. 7. I would on one condition. I would have to know if shes had an enema no less than four hours before. 8. There are a few things I haven\'t done. 10. If the surcumstances were right. Being single is a big reason.
1) What is the strangest sexual thing you have ever done?
Sorry I don\'t do STRANGE

(2) Have you ever had sex with someone that you should not have? If so, whom? Would my brothers wife count?

(3) Have you ever had sex in a public place? If so, where?
Several years ago I was dating this lady who really got off on it. Strangest was in a very dark country bar (County Line in Melbourne Fl) we would give each other hand jobs under the table.
Lots of sex at midnight on the beach.

(4) Have you ever considered having sex with someone of the same gender?
Been in group things in the bed and did not know or care who was blowing me.

(5) Those of you with young children will find this one funny: Have your kids ever caught you doing something that you would rather they have not seen? How did you explain it to them?
Nope

Have you to your knowledge, ever been hit on by someone who wasn\'t what they claimed to be? *wink* (Remember Crocodile Dundee?) If so tell us about it! We are dying to know!
Picked up a dude in a bar (unintentionally). I was drunk and he look real good. until he spoke in a baratone

(7) Do you like to talk dirty in bed? What really makes you hot?
I have trouble puting together coherent thoughts

(8) Anal sex? Yes please!, or no thank you!
Not into it.

(9) Would you try anything once?
You would have to define anything but probably not

Last one...

(10) Would you appear in a porn film if asked to do so?
No one would watch and I can\'t handle that much rejection
1.Strangest thing i ever done was? I dont know, this one is hard.
2.Sex with someone i shouldnt have?Yes once, cant name any names.
3. Sex in public? At the lake several times.
4. Sex with the same gendar? Yes i would and have but id like do it with someone that knows what they are doing, and can teach me.
5. My girl has caught me, there was nothing i could say , tell her that i was sorry and she should of knocked.
6. yes several times,(hit by someone that dont clam to be)
7. I dont talk dirty in bed that much, my husband does.
8. Ive tried anal sex, hurts to much.
9. I wouldnt try anything once, there some crazy things out there.
10. I would appear in porn if i had the body for it(just for shits and giggles
IM DONE, some of these was hard haha:z
(1) Hmmmm bad start nothing seems really strange to us

(2) Yeap, we had this friend that seemed great but fell in love with both of us, it got a bit messy

(3) Oh Yeah, and it was on a ski lift In Vail, almost got arrested, LOL

(4) Yes we both have, and have

(5) No Kids Here

Never, but it might be fun

(7) Never talk dirty, hmmmm don\'t know why either

(8) No Thank you

(9) Almost, the above question is a no, no. Hate pain, there\'s enought of that in the world

Last one...

(10) Oh Yes, have done that many times, too