A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. Finally he decides to give each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what she does with the money.
The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits. She dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done all this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much!
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much!
Again, the man is impressed.
The third woman invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the original $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much!
Obviously, the man was very impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
Men are like that, you know.
The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits. She dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done all this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much!
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much!
Again, the man is impressed.
The third woman invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the original $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much!
Obviously, the man was very impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
Men are like that, you know.
LMAO!! I love this story, please continue. Did he get married to the 1st, 2nd, or third? Which one would you say have the biggest boobs?
Well obviously he marries the 3rd one. She's the career woman her whole life and earns them a shit load of money so that he never has to work, plays golf 3 times a week and sponges off of her. The first one is shallow, dumb as a stump, and only tollerable in small doses. He keeps her around as his eye-candy girlfirend on the side for his trips to the Caribbean while wifey is off on business. And the second one has low self-esteem, is a freak in bed, will do anything he tells her so he keeps her around for the occasional booty call.
Let's talk business...
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says,
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says,
If a man says something in the woods, and there's no woman there to hear him - is he still wrong?
Of course he married the third one she was the one with enough money to buy the biggest boobs lol!!
Great, I needed a laugh.
Carrierman's joke snuck up on me. LOL
Carrierman's joke snuck up on me. LOL
Silent, very funny, I didn't know P was a Cocktail waitress one time, you lucky man. That's how you know the rest of the story.