A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new rooster for his chicken coop.
The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old fart, time for you to retire."
The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle
ALL of these chickens yourself! Look what it has done to me!
Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?"
The young rooster says "Beat it; you are washed up
And I am taking over!"
The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse, whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop."
The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance, old man. But, just to be fair, I'll give you a head start."
The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast!
The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. The old rooster is squawking and running as hard as he can. The farmer grabs his shotgun and - BLAM - he blows the young rooster to bits.
The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,
"Dammit...... Third gay rooster I bought this month."
Moral of this Story? ....
Don't mess with the OLD FARTS -
Age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery
Always overcome youth and arrogance!
OLD DUDES RULE !!!!
The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old fart, time for you to retire."
The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle
ALL of these chickens yourself! Look what it has done to me!
Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?"
The young rooster says "Beat it; you are washed up
And I am taking over!"
The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse, whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop."
The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance, old man. But, just to be fair, I'll give you a head start."
The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast!
The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. The old rooster is squawking and running as hard as he can. The farmer grabs his shotgun and - BLAM - he blows the young rooster to bits.
The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,
"Dammit...... Third gay rooster I bought this month."
Moral of this Story? ....
Don't mess with the OLD FARTS -
Age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery
Always overcome youth and arrogance!
OLD DUDES RULE !!!!
One day a farmer goes to the state fair to the cattle show... he buys the blue ribbon prize bull... after loading hum and taking him back to the farm , he turns him loose in the pasture.. the sun finally comes up and he sees a old bull standing on top of a hill with butt to him and his tail slowly swaying back and forth the young bull being the super stud he is runs up the hill to see what the old bull is looking at... as he tops the rise he sees before him a wide open valley with a mirrad of cows and heifers before him.. he trots over to the old bull all excited and proclaims to the old bull... "im your new replacement... the farmer bought me to replace you after he saw how many blue ribbons i won for all my high qualitys and genetic superioritys...." ... the old bull is about fed up with his arrogance and attitude.. just looks away and ignores him.... the young bull notices the old bull ignoring him.... trots and dances around taunting the old bull ... saying finally... "well old man i think im going to make a good impression on the farmer.. its my first day i think im going to run down there and fuck one of thoes good looking heifers...." the old bull finally looks at the young ennergetic bull and says " well you yougster you just do that and you will be a T-bone steak on the farmers table by the end of the week.".. the young bull replies " how so old man?" the wise old bull replies " well the farmer turns us loose once a year to breed ALL these cows and heifers, you my young ennergetic friend want to RUN down there and fuck ONE of those pretty heifers... thus passing on your qualitys to ONE heifer.... me being old and wise ill really impress the farmer... i am going to WALK down there thus saving my energy and fuck ALL the cows and Heifers thus impressing the farmer and he will feed me and keep me fat and happy to use again next year."
thus the moral again...... youth and exuberance is no match for old age and aquired wisdom.... in the swinging world.... you can get fucked like a jack hammer by a young stud for 10 minutes.... and they are done and spent... thus your night over... or fucked all night by a older wiser experienced seasoned person whom sees the big picture..... DONT KNOCK US OLD FARTS
thus the moral again...... youth and exuberance is no match for old age and aquired wisdom.... in the swinging world.... you can get fucked like a jack hammer by a young stud for 10 minutes.... and they are done and spent... thus your night over... or fucked all night by a older wiser experienced seasoned person whom sees the big picture..... DONT KNOCK US OLD FARTS
A young hot shot financial services guy is all stressed and decides to go out into the real world and blow off some steam and exercise his feelings of youth and superiority over something besides his work. He decides he wants to hunt and shoot something so he stops at the nearest gun store and the dealer says the only thing in season right now is duck hunting and sells him a very expensive and beautifully tooled shot gun... Off the young arrogant buck goes to the nearest lake and he pulls up by a house on the lake he sees I nice big duck come flying right over him, he grabs his new shotgun and starts blasting away till its empty and low and behold he hits the duck and it drops in the front yard of the house. An older more experienced guy is sitting on the porch... as the young guy cheers in triumph he jumps over the fence goes for the duck only to find himself looking down the barrel of the old guys shotgun. "I don't know how you young punks do things but thats not the way we do things" the old guy says "now first thing, trespassing on my property is gonna cost you that pretty shotgun" as he takes it away, "secondly, if you want the duck you have to challenge me to a duel"! The young guy, spewing anger spits back at the older guy "you just name it old man, I'll teach you lesson about steppin aside for your betters" The old guy looks at the youthful strong young guy and says "here's how real men handle this, first I kick you in the nuts as hard as I can and when your ready you kick me and whoever is hurt worse looses and the other keeps the duck as his trophy!" The young guy thinks about this for a second and figures, sure, it may hurt but I can kick this old man into next Tuesday and show the old fart who's really boss! "Take your best shot old man!" he yells and just then the older wiser guy rears back and with the toe of his steel toed work boot drills the youngster square in the nuts. He gasps and bellows in pain, he writhes around and can't believe how bad it hurts, he lays there with tears on his face and blowing snot bubbles out of his nose but thinking all the while that he is going to destroy this old man! As he staggers to his feet getting ready with all his might to take the old guy down, he screams "ok, your turn old man!" At that the wise older guy points the freshly reloaded brand new shotgun at the youngster and says "naw, you can have the duck"...
Moral of the story: "Youth, wasted on the young"... (keep 'em comin!)
Moral of the story: "Youth, wasted on the young"... (keep 'em comin!)