We are now accepting aplications for FUCK BUDDIES!
Qualifications:
Atractive- male and female couples
Free from jealousy, must be willing to accept the fact that we like the oppisite sex.
Play- willing to allow touching flirting and kissing. Beyond that will determine on your abilities to comply with the above listed qualifications.
Location- within a short driving distance to our location.
Must have pics of both of you
Limitations
If you are single, no need to apply!
Drugs and nasty shit like infections etc. You do not qualify
Like everything in life we are at liberty to decline your app. If we no like
Qualifications:
Atractive- male and female couples
Free from jealousy, must be willing to accept the fact that we like the oppisite sex.
Play- willing to allow touching flirting and kissing. Beyond that will determine on your abilities to comply with the above listed qualifications.
Location- within a short driving distance to our location.
Must have pics of both of you
Limitations
If you are single, no need to apply!
Drugs and nasty shit like infections etc. You do not qualify
Like everything in life we are at liberty to decline your app. If we no like
This funny and u know it
That is funny 
were is the list hehehehe
were is the list heheheheThat is hella funny! Where do we sign!?!
Is this a binding contract? lol
If we were to apply will you be checking our references? and will there be a credit check? and if we are chosen for the job is there a retirement plan any fringe beneffits? oh and define actractive but any way check out our App LOL
and how long is the application good for? after 60 days do you throw it away?
So do we have to re-apply or are we grandfathered in?
Is there a relocation package included and will we have to provide our own transportation to the interview? Within the company profile it states "you won't be able to walk away" do you mean you won't be able to walk, after the interview or after we get the position?
Very good application!!! No BS....lol
Very good application!!!
No BS....lolIs there extra compensation for people with a long commute?? Also we prefer to work on a commission or performance plan, of course we would want a sliding scale with increasing bonuses for the 3rd and consecutive orgasms. Drop us a line and we can work out the details.
Bob and Raychel
Bob and Raychel
What is the dress code and do you have a copy of the job description/responsibilities?....kisses
Is it a binding contract? It may not be binding but may have a little bondage. We also ask you to be honest when you decide to terminate the contract.
Define attractive? If we don't vomit in our mouths when we see your picks then you are one step closer. A final grade will be given upon the first interview. If you are called back for a second be prepared to have a test.
How long is the app good for? If we have not herd of your interest, and show how motivated you are, with in a couple of weeks we will discard your app. Please feel free to apply again and learn from your mistakes.
List or sign? send a message to our addmin.(email this sight)
Bonuses? Performance based! Buisness trips will be in the future.
Re-Apply? If you are a current Fuck Buddy, you will need to have an oral exame to see if you are current with you abbilities, we hired you for.
Define attractive? If we don't vomit in our mouths when we see your picks then you are one step closer. A final grade will be given upon the first interview. If you are called back for a second be prepared to have a test.
How long is the app good for? If we have not herd of your interest, and show how motivated you are, with in a couple of weeks we will discard your app. Please feel free to apply again and learn from your mistakes.
List or sign? send a message to our addmin.(email this sight)
Bonuses? Performance based! Buisness trips will be in the future.
Re-Apply? If you are a current Fuck Buddy, you will need to have an oral exame to see if you are current with you abbilities, we hired you for.
Relocation? If you are willing to commute to Salt Lake we are willing to meet you. If you are traveling long distance prepare to start right away do to time constaints.
Dress code? Sexual harrasing attire is a must. Jeans and t-shirts are for casual sex days.
Child care? we do not provide this service. It is hard as hell to find it for us.
Dress code? Sexual harrasing attire is a must. Jeans and t-shirts are for casual sex days.
Child care? we do not provide this service. It is hard as hell to find it for us.
If you get past the vomit in your mouth" stage let us know and we will fill out an application. We don't mind traveling and we do get to Salt Lake rather frequently.
Will we all have a secret handshake and get to wear decoder rings?