I Didn't Know This !!
For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian embassy in Ottawa has recently revealed the story.
When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union.
On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi cab or a motel in the United States.
If nothing is there, he must remain in India to answer telephones
and provide us with technical advice.
For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian embassy in Ottawa has recently revealed the story.
When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union.
On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi cab or a motel in the United States.
If nothing is there, he must remain in India to answer telephones
and provide us with technical advice.
WOW you really do learn something new every day.
Damn, now that's funny......
HA..HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,;HA,HA.. I knew it had a deeper meaning. Thanks!!
One time I convinced somebody that the tattoo on my lower back was a scratch n sniff... no real reason, butt I sure got a laugh..
One time I convinced somebody that the tattoo on my lower back was a scratch n sniff... no real reason, butt I sure got a laugh..
LMAO...now those are funny!
KATCOUPLE1000 wrote:
HA..HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,;HA,HA.. I knew it had a deeper meaning. Thanks!!
One time I convinced somebody that the tattoo on my lower back was a scratch n sniff... no real reason, butt I sure got a laugh..
that's about as good as when we confused my drunk friend. we kept insisting that her tattoos were fake. (we knew they were real.) so eventually she decided she'd try to wash them off and if the wouldn't scrub off then they were real.
Funny, but here is something we didn't know: If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September to May, you live in Utah.
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Utah.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Utah
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number, you live in Utah.
If 'vacation' means going anywhere south of Salt Lake City for the weekend, you live in Utah. GUILTY!
If you measure distance in hours, you live in Utah. GUILTY!
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Utah.
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' and back again in the same day, you live in Utah. GUILTY!
If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both unlocked, you live in Utah.
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Utah.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Utah.
If the speed limit on the highway is 75 mph -- you're going 80, and everyone is still passing you, you live in Utah. GUILTY! (of being the one doing the passing)
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Utah.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Utah.
If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly' you live in Utah. NOT GUILTY!
If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your friends, you live in Utah.
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Utah.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Utah
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number, you live in Utah.
If 'vacation' means going anywhere south of Salt Lake City for the weekend, you live in Utah. GUILTY!
If you measure distance in hours, you live in Utah. GUILTY!
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Utah.
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' and back again in the same day, you live in Utah. GUILTY!
If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both unlocked, you live in Utah.
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Utah.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Utah.
If the speed limit on the highway is 75 mph -- you're going 80, and everyone is still passing you, you live in Utah. GUILTY! (of being the one doing the passing)
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Utah.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Utah.
If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly' you live in Utah. NOT GUILTY!
If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your friends, you live in Utah.
I live in utah and the dairy queen is still open and its almost Oct... whats up with that?
OMG! That's funny! All of those are true (but a select few) but I don't live in UT!!!! I must be so close that it rubs of on me! lol
Wow.... glad we dont live in Utah!
holly cow bat man... n i grew up there...lol.... those were alll every day occurances.... D
When I get a wrong numer, and they specifically ask for someone by name, I just say "he/she is too drunk to come to the phone" and hang up.
When I get a wrong number I just say I'm sorry she's sucking my dick I'll have her call you back.