There once was an unfortunate man that had a 20 inch dick. He never got any do to the fact that he was just too big and too long. Every woman he approached just laughed and laughed as they walked away. So one day he decieded to go to the town witch and see if she could help him with his problem. The witched eyed him for a moment, and then told him about this frog down by the lake. "You go speak to this bull frog and ask it to marry you. Each time the frog says no your dick will shrink 4 inches." The man extatic at a solution to his problem rushed down to the lake and found the bull frog. "will you marry me?" "no" and to his suprize and amazement his dick shrunk 4 inches. "will you marry me?" "no" now he was 12 inches long...which was still just a little too big. He decieded to ask once more. "Will you marry me?" No! No! And for the last time No!
One day a very old man decieded to spice his life up a bit. He went to the local flower show, which was a pretty big deal for his town, and streaked through during the competition's judging. The next day he received a letter in the mail along with a picture that was taken of him as he was streaking. To his amazement he had won an award.......can u guess what it was for?
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Alright a little disclaimer. I am using the word "key" because i can't remember the actual word that goes along with this joke. Nor am i sure what the ethnicity was.
There was a very rich business man who recently married his girlfriend. Now she was a hot skinny japanese girl. He hadn't known her long and couldn't speak her language, but she was wild in the sack and thats all that really mattered to him. During their best mind-blowing fuck sessions she would always yell out "Key! Key!". Now this man kind of felt stupid asking her what it ment so he went along with his best assumtion. It must mean something good right.....something really good.
Well about a month later this business man found himself over in japan playing golf with a bunch of his japanese business partners. They were on a particularly difficult hole and this rich business man made a hole in one. Estatic about his success this man throws his hands up in the air and starts screaming at the top of his lungs "KEY! KEY! KEY!" His japanese associates look around in confusion. One closes to him leans over and says, "...but you put it in the right hole."
There was a very rich business man who recently married his girlfriend. Now she was a hot skinny japanese girl. He hadn't known her long and couldn't speak her language, but she was wild in the sack and thats all that really mattered to him. During their best mind-blowing fuck sessions she would always yell out "Key! Key!". Now this man kind of felt stupid asking her what it ment so he went along with his best assumtion. It must mean something good right.....something really good.
Well about a month later this business man found himself over in japan playing golf with a bunch of his japanese business partners. They were on a particularly difficult hole and this rich business man made a hole in one. Estatic about his success this man throws his hands up in the air and starts screaming at the top of his lungs "KEY! KEY! KEY!" His japanese associates look around in confusion. One closes to him leans over and says, "...but you put it in the right hole."