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Long time pirate, first time blogger! ARRR!
LOL!

In celebration of "Talk Like A Pirate Day" September 19th, we invite all ye fellow pirates to share a tale about yer best adventure here on Swingular! Make this pirate proud with your lore! (and we may even show ye our treasure!)

and pass the Rum....
ARRR!
XXXPIRATES
Have rum, will travel!


Sorry, I had to;)
....Mum,s the word matey! Truely a real pirate never kisses and tells! :) ..thou i do so love to think back on making a few spicey tarts learn the true meaning of "raising the mast", walk,n the "gang" plank and polishing the deck. Arrg!! So much for last week! Yuk! Yuk! :) Captain beefstik
Alas, me 'earties, for it was half past the moonlight high. I was spendin' time horkin a few lasses. I buried my mast in their booty o'er and o'er again. Twas a nite to remember sans a drop of rum.
sounds like some single guy fantasies here... lol
LOL, did ye find 'er treasure MAV?
Our first swinging adventure occurred 6 years ago on the Bahamian high seas. We were on a charter scuba diving trip staying on board a 65-ft Catamaran, accompanied by our dear friends who are 15 year veterans in the lifestyle, 6 vanilla couples (wink, wink), the Captain and his wife (the Dive Master) and crew. A sweet lass in those days (ha!), I had only a faint idea of what the lifestyle was (or could become!).
Our friends instantly put our minds at ease and calmed the seas of uncertainty that often come with being new. We were intrigued, curious and eager for a little adventure! It all started with our friends peaking through the portholes one afternoon as me and me matey gave each other a jolly rogering. We laughed and invited them inside for a better look! Later that night, while everyone else slept, the four of us took things up on deck and tested the nets! As one hot encounter led to another, we ended up in the galley around 3am