man calls his boss and says " I can't make it to work today, i am sick"
boss says "Just how sick are you?"
man replies " I am fucking my sister, how sick is that?"
HEE HEE HEE HEE
boss says "Just how sick are you?"
man replies " I am fucking my sister, how sick is that?"
HEE HEE HEE HEE
haha....sick....
haha....sick....
A Mormon bishop, a Catholic priest, and a TV evangelist were fishing from a boat in the middle of a small lake. The priest realized that he'd left his tackle box in his car, and, not wanting to disturb the other two, got out of the boat and walked over the water to the shore, got his gear, walked back, and started fishing.
An hour or so passed, and the bishop began to feel a little hungry. His lunch was back in his car, though. . . . So, he got out of the boat, walked over the water, got his lunch, came back, and nibbled on his sandwich.
The evangelist, not to be outdone, decided that he'd best go for a walk, too. He mumbled something about going to the bathroom, stood up, stepped over the side of the boat . . . and splashed into the lake.
The priest, chuckling, said to the bishop, "Think we should've told him about those submerged rocks?" Said the bishop, "what rocks??"
An hour or so passed, and the bishop began to feel a little hungry. His lunch was back in his car, though. . . . So, he got out of the boat, walked over the water, got his lunch, came back, and nibbled on his sandwich.
The evangelist, not to be outdone, decided that he'd best go for a walk, too. He mumbled something about going to the bathroom, stood up, stepped over the side of the boat . . . and splashed into the lake.
The priest, chuckling, said to the bishop, "Think we should've told him about those submerged rocks?" Said the bishop, "what rocks??"
LMAO!!
man and wife are sleeping in bed. wife wakes up out of a dream and shouts "oh shoot, my husbands home!" so her husband quickly gets out of bed and jumps out of the window.. Who is the guilty one?
a man calls his boss and says he cant come to work because he is sick
the boss tells him do what i do i fuck my wife and in a hours i feel great
a couple of hours later the man calls his boss back and say that was a good remedy because he feels better and would be in to work soon. then adds oh boss you have a nice house
the boss tells him do what i do i fuck my wife and in a hours i feel great
a couple of hours later the man calls his boss back and say that was a good remedy because he feels better and would be in to work soon. then adds oh boss you have a nice house
very nice I got one real close to that one but thats was close enough and great LOL!!!!
Punk Little Red Riding Hood is walkin in the forest with a basket. In the basket is a 44 magnum. She comes across the Wolf. The Wolf says, alright Red...I'm gonna fuck your brains out. Red reaches into the basket pulls out the gun, points it at the wolf and says. "Oh no your not. You're gonna eat me, just like the story says."