Last week I found my son digging through my night stand looking for batteries, and he happen to find my vibrator. Thank god it was the g-spot model and not a penis. Mom had some quick talking to do.
Has this happen to others, and where do you hide your goodies.
Has this happen to others, and where do you hide your goodies.
During a Mike tyson fight years ago
Our Nephew dragged out a large Double Dildo And was Playing with it making it HOP on the ground and calling it a BABY Snake
In front of about 9 of our friends
There was no explaining that. LOL
Anyhow Thought I would share that one
We laugh about it Now
Talk about embarrassing There were even some work friends over that day
Moments later Evander Holyfield lost an ear LOL
Our Nephew dragged out a large Double Dildo And was Playing with it making it HOP on the ground and calling it a BABY Snake
In front of about 9 of our friends
There was no explaining that. LOL
Anyhow Thought I would share that one
We laugh about it Now
Talk about embarrassing There were even some work friends over that day
Moments later Evander Holyfield lost an ear LOL
I hide them under the porch of my bishop's house!!! LOL
Are we supposed to hide them??
Haha...that's pretty damned funny!
we don't hide them...lol
When my husband and i moved in to our new place, we found our 4 year-old son at the, time playing with one of my pink dildos..omg.. he had it on full blast and my nephew who's an adult found him in my room playing wirh it...My son did'nt really care what it was, but i still tolled him it was a back massauger. again he did'nt care or understand.. I have my toy's in a duffle bag under my bed way up at the frount, my young children do not go under my bed at all.. kisses Amanda xoxoxoxo
we keep ours in a locked metal box that doubles as nite stand and in a medium size hard suitcase that is also locked and in the closet
We now have a lockable fire proof file storage box in the closet, and holds the keys.
Gerbils? I want to know what toys they are.... Gerbils?
Locked in my old army footlocker at the end of my bed with a small blanket covering it.
Try the laundry even your husband won't find them there 
Not very creative just keep em in the nightstand next to the bed, although we now need a bigger nightstand for all of them ; )
I hide mine in his pants!!! 
In the headboard of the bed...no kids, no locks...love it that way....play anytime, day or night!! :z
In the headboard of the bed...no kids, no locks...love it that way....play anytime, day or night!! :zNo need to hide em anymore, but we did have an embarasing incident a few years ago when our friends daughter (10) found them while they were house sitting; and they were hidden well at that time ina box under the bed.
Uh, if it was a bunch of guys traveling, why did you have a 12" dong with you?
OK, nevermind. Don't ask questions. Just accept people for being themselves...
Mav
OK, nevermind. Don't ask questions. Just accept people for being themselves...
Mav
that is one question i dont care to know the answer to either. unless he just bought it for his wife or along as the joke.
now i know why the bishop's wife is happy
ex used to keep it in the night stand till the cat draged one into the living room with the home teachers visiting
cat had fun wife didnt
now i know why the bishop's wife is happy
ex used to keep it in the night stand till the cat draged one into the living room with the home teachers visiting
cat had fun wife didnt
I still don't think there is anything worse than the in-laws finding your toy stash. Yep, happened to me.
Mav
Mav
My wife keeps them in our dresser. The kids don't venture into our bedroom much any more so we don't have to worry about them being found.
Ikea has some suitable storage solutions I believe 
(wait until the final ad)
(wait until the final ad)
the shoe string was the best
and we dont hide our toys or porn. no kids
and we dont hide our toys or porn. no kids