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Does anyone have anything good to say about Eden House? We were thinking about checking it out one of these weekends. Where we lived before we had 3-4 options for swingers clubs to go to. All of which had sex on premise. From what I've read Eden House is a "church". What gives? What's the average age would you guys say of people that attend? Is it like a bad 70's porno where you walk in and it's all 45+yrs and over weight with molestor-staches and 5 rolls a girl?
AMMEND---- I'll give you credit for asking what we've always wants to know but haven't had the balls to ask.
We have been there once, I didnt think about it as a 70's era porn but your right, nobody was doing anything except playing cards, even the hosts. seems like a waste of time and cash to me - better to meet a hot couple for dinner and have some fun.
Well I
Damn Riders That's Just the sort of Picture I was trying to Convey! Thanks I Needed That! The Tool Man
Thanks to everyone that has e-mailed and left their honest replies. The overwhelming response has been to stay away! Sorry, to the hostess but you have been the only one with anything good to say and your opinion is obviously biased. It seems the majority rules in this one and the majority seems to agree it resembles a 70's porno. haha

Thanks again guys
~Ammend
You are right! I am very Bias. But 99% of the people I have met here are incredable. I'm not going to let the other 1% spoil anything for me. I wish we could say we will miss you, but we will never know.

Cindy Rae

PS: We are off... to EH See everyone there tonight!
What?
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Whoa! You claim to know so much about us. Let's see what else you know. When can we come down to your magic booth of fortune telling? We'd like to see what you have to say about your future, not ours. Our guess is that it will be dismal at best. Seeing how your opinion of why we asked our question is so far off of the point it makes you look pathetic! The best you can do now is try to defend yourself which will only serve to make everyone's point on here valid. That point? STAY AWAY from Eden House! Don't waste you time or money! Sorry to the hostess of Eden House. She has been more than civil in this discussion with us. You, on the other hand, have served to prove everyone's point. Well done.
AMMEND I don't mean to be rude to any of the parties here but PLEASE, PLEASE never lump me in with your "everyone's point on here valid" with me. NEVER would I support what you are doing. Bashing (from all of you vamp, ammend, others) is never acceptable. If you are going to talk about what others say use thier name, make them take responsability for thier ACTIONS or the people on here like me will just asume it's sour grapes. That is what I see hear so far. If you have those emails from all those people let's see them, lets make them responsible for their actions.
Who are you and what does your opinion matter? You attributed nothing to this topic. First, we are not bashing. Everyone on here is giving their honest opinion of Eden House. If you've been there then your input would be accepted as a valid opinion until then whatever you have to say is irrelevant. You couldn't be lumped in with everyone else if the post was posted before you pitched in your 2 cents.
I have seen in a few posts that we should bring our own fuck buddies to be safe... but why pay money to get into a place just to be with people we can be with at home spending that same money on booze?

We went to the house back in the beginning... it was not a good memory... the 70's porno's in the room on old vcr tapes where terrible, the rooms had plastic blow up beds that if you got to close to one side it would roll over on you... and I remember the bathroom was tooo small for even one person to use.... and the place was colder then montana in december! there was a group all tucked away in one room talking while others where in the open area standing around...

Little to say we left after about an hour of sitting around doing nothing.... took the new friends we meet there and went and partied!!!

So Ammend, don't take anyones word for what the place is like go find out for yourself... cause like all of life there are people that will go out of their way to steer you one way or the other... and you have to figure out for yourself what works for you....

There was the baised one way or the other?
Mr Trixee, Thank you for your input. We've talked about just checking it out for ourselves but taking in all of the opinions we've gathered from this forum topic and the kind couples and even single males that sent private e-mails it seems that we'd just be wasting our time and our money could be better spent.
To be honest I wasn't expecting it to be so one way. With that being said, so many people can't be wrong. Nothing against those that do go. It must obviously be what they're interested in. Not everyone thinks 70's porn is bad, heck I'll watch every once in a while.
Sixties porn rocks!!!!
I can see why the people at this Eden House don
Thanks again for your opinion on a topic you have no first hand experience on. We've all seen pictures of the moon. I personally have never been there so I wouldn't feel comfortable giving anyone my opinion on what it's like there based on a few photos. I'm just sayin. Speaking of sour grapes your basket must be FULL of them.
You think I should not give an opinion on anything I have never been to, yet you hold yourselves "above" me to do the same thing with this forum. You have never been there. This is quite the DOUBLE standard. What, this is the "it's ok for me to do it but don't you do it forum"? Now I know I was right in posting, you guys are just little minded bullies. Oh well! he, he If I would have know that to start out with I would have not wasted my time here. I guess you told me. I just thought you were stupid. Now I know you that your just bullies. Excuse me! Next time could you let me know in advance so I don't waste my time. I have never had time for bullies and I don't plan to start now. Ignoring you makes you the maddest as I'm sure that the house has found out, that's why they do it. Hummm now I see... OK
We never gave an opinion on Eden house. Are you on the right topic? And we've never given instructions on what to say.
I think funsmurf, vampiress and catnmouse are all they same people. Notice how you only see them posting together in the same topics? And for CATNMOUSE to come crashing down on AMMEND like that when AMMEND didn't say anything to spark her comments? She sure is pretty passionate about defending something that didn't need defending in the first place. Hmmmmmm..... sounds like the same person using multiple accounts to defend themselves.

Admin, can you track IP addresses?
BLAH..

i seriously have NO CLUE why this still up and getting soooo much attention
Oh yes, and I have about 100 profiles on here also (I have nothing better to do with my money than give it to Swingular) God forbid I could have an opinion that differs from you and not be in on some scam. I find people who think everything is conspiracy are ether judging you by there OWN actions or they are plain conspiracy nuts in the first place. (Hey have you seen any black helicopters in your area?)
*yawn*....oh, is this thread still here?
We go to Eden House almost every weekend for the last 9 months. We have a great time and enjoy ourselves very much!! There are lots of young people that come. Its not the way you have been taught. Please don't judge something unless you been there. There is enough judging in this world.
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like anywhere with the lifestyle the women have a better choice than the men do, more players, less selective. i have yet to see a man there that is not willing to please a woman. i myself the guy here have had a couple of hook ups with single gals and partners, we mainly go for her pleasure. she has a good choice of willing men on both friday and saturdays. i have profound performance anxiety in groups, but have been there to witness 29 people in the group room one saturday night, 17 women and 12 men having a great time. we love the proprietors and there steady helpers and sometimes we just sit and socialize, even though we hate to. our time off is very valuable and we would rather be naked, trading massages or just having others watch us. we have a real diamond in the rough here people, please take advantage of this valuable natural resource. we have seen couples coordinate and just meet there, the meeting spaces and the kitchen are better than getting a hotel room, especially on last minute notice if you are members.
To HOTLOVIN: CATNMOUSE is a platimum member, not on a free trial account. FUNSMURFSX2 is a certified real member who has an "Exclusive or Lifetime Membership". REDVAMPIRESS is a platinum member (paying member, non trial membership).

Trial accounts last a month. I am on a trial account. I don't think that FUNSMURFSX2 would set up two trial accounts, then pay for the to be platinum accounts before the trial period even ends, just to post some non-aggressive posts on this thread.

AMMEND: Your original post implies that you dislike older people. Your post implies that there is a connection between being over 45 and being over-weight and that there is also a connection between being 45+ and being a molester. Although it is true that older people have slower metabolic rates, your post was insensitive and was very lacking in couth. If you are trying to imply that Eden House has a reputation for hosting an older crowd, then you have a very rude way of using this forum to try to verify your speculation.
DURTENTYLES wrote:

To HOTLOVIN: CATNMOUSE is a platimum member, not on a free trial account. FUNSMURFSX2 is a certified real member who has an "Exclusive or Lifetime Membership". REDVAMPIRESS is a platinum member (paying member, non trial membership).

Trial accounts last a month. I am on a trial account. I don't think that FUNSMURFSX2 would set up two trial accounts, then pay for the to be platinum accounts before the trial period even ends, just to post some non-aggressive posts on this thread.

AMMEND: Your original post implies that you dislike older people. Your post implies that there is a connection between being over 45 and being over-weight and that there is also a connection between being 45+ and being a molester. Although it is true that older people have slower metabolic rates, your post was insensitive and was very lacking in couth. If you are trying to imply that Eden House has a reputation for hosting an older crowd, then you have a very rude way of using this forum to try to verify your speculation.


DURTYENTYLES:

I appreciate your comments and can see how you can come to that conclusion. However, if you've been on this site since FUNSMURF has started posting about EDEN HOUSE, you'd notice that REDVAMP started appearing to defend EDEN HOUSE out of the blue and has always posted attacking comments on others. If you look closely, when ever FUNSMURF logs in and posts a comment, mysteriously, REDVAMP posts a comment that same day. Then you don't hear from either for a while. Then they both appear at the same time again. REDVAMP never partakes in any other conversation in the forums except to defend EDEN HOUSE. Coincidental?

And don't put it past someone to not pay the low $30 lifetime membership fee or whatever it is to create an account to attack people so their normal (business related) account doesn't look bad. I've seen it done before.

And for AMMENDS original post, I don't think they were saying all 45 year olds are fat and are molesters. They were just generally asking if there were 45 year olds who are fat and who are molesters.

It's like saying 'I hate those Escalades that are Yellow and have black tint.' They didn't say they hated Escalades in general, just ones that are Yellow and have black tint.

FOR EVERYONE ELSE:

Now if we can get back on the topic of the original question they asked, that would be nice. They were asking an honest question and started getting bashed for asking it.

They asked: Does anyone have anything good to say about Eden House? What's the average age would you guys say of people that attend?

So why can't you simply reply with your opinion on whether you like it or not.

If enough people write good things about Eden House, that's all you need. Then those who read this forum can come up with their own conclusions.
I have been once. Haven't been back since. Why? I still have a hard time coughing up the funds in this economy. Hell...hate mentioning this here but I'm a mom and sometimes I just don't have the funds to go out every weekend.

But if I did?

I'd go back. Why? Cuz I had a good time.

The hosts were nice, the house itself was CLEAN, warm, and comfortable, the other guests were fun. There were everything from some BBWs to rail thin women. Men were good looking. And no one gave 2 shits about money, status, decor, size, or politics. No competition, general acceptance, and complete respect. I think the reason is because people were there to BE a good guest and not just see what they could take. A successful party is one where the guests feel welcomed and contribute to the atmosphere. I'm guessing the OPs aren't very experienced in that department. If they can be that judgemental in their post I can't even imagine the nightmare of playtime with them. *shudder* As beautiful as they seem to be, their attitudes make them very UNdesireable.

So I'm hoping they stay away from Eden. They don't need pompous selfish arrogant clueless plastic dolls contaminating the place. Give me warm, talented, real fuck buddies any day.

xox
Tammy
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So I'm hoping they stay away from Eden. They don't need pompous selfish arrogant clueless plastic dolls contaminating the place. Give me warm, talented, real fuck buddies any day.


Quite unnecessary when they were able to get their point across without saying that.
Thank you Hotlovin
Is everyone aware that the original question was WELL over a month ago, almost 2 months ago. Why was this dragged out again? By this time I am sure they have either made the decission to check it out or stay away!
I think it keeps getting dragged out because people want to post their comments on this topic, whether it answers an old question or not. I'm sure there are others who have the same questions so to see continued opinions isn't a bad thing. That's the point of keeping old posts available anyways so others can find relative information when they need it.


.~Admin~.
I would just like to say that as usual people have jumped the gun and over analyzed the question and comments on hand. First off they are or were knew to the area and were trying to figure out their options. Second of all if anyone bothered to look at their ages they are a young couple just under 30. So if you think about it to them a couple of 45 might be considered old to them and not ideal. I have heard good and bad about the club and I have chosen to stay away for a few reasons. First off claiming to be a church of Hedonism or whatever that is just a cover for a cult just like a few of the religions around here are nothign more then a cult in my eyes. Second is does anyone remember th "Movie Buffs" incident in the early 90's. Well they ended up getting busted for renting out Porn, dont remember the details think it involved underage however the point is, that they got a list of every person who rented an adult movie and lets just say were contacted and so their privacy was violated. Well being raised in the wonderful state of Utah, its just a matter of time before this so called church is infiltrated by the powers at hand and everyone on their membership list will be exposed, personally I get myself into enough trouble on my own without their assistance. Call me superstious but I dont care how much research and etc and legal try to say it is. I know this state and why seperation of church and state is suppose to exist, not here The mormons run it and when they get wind of this well trust me nothing will be sacred or kept quiet about this.
It's ironic that being naked and having group sex (no matter what age or size) results in feeling sensitive or judged. Yo dude, this club is "not your peer group" or "on some nights it is your peer group - call up the place to check it out before coming." Wouldn't that be enough?

All this vitriole reveals more than the original question. Could be the reason the post is still going.
(including me) Ignore the judges and judgers, get naked and have fun.
I have never been able to go to Eden House yet because I work nights. I have been invited several times, and I would love to go and see for myself how it is. That way I can make my own opinion. I would suggest you do the same. It is just like food. You can't say it is good or bad until you have tried it, and plus everyone has different tastes. I like a hamburger with a fried egg on top. Many people probably think that is disgusting. I think it is delicious. It is just like sex as well. Everyone has their different styles, and fantasies, and likes and dislikes. Isn't that why we are all part of this site, because we have different tastes than the majority of the people? I would think that there would be more acceptance and ability to understand other peoples attitudes and opinions here since we are all pretty much outcasts from society. Of course many of you could also say that I am not a swinger because I am a single male, and swinging is just for couples. Well there are couples that like single males as well. That is why the site allows us here. I am also a latino, born in Uruguay, with a American father and an Uruguayan mother. So, if anyone wants to bash on someone, you can bash on me for being different and being open to new things. Maybe you should just start thinking for yourself, make your own opinion, go to Eden House for yourself, and find out how it is. You just might like it.
I would suggest to Eden House though to listen to the complaints that were written here, and be open to new ideas or suggestions. Maybe buy a dvd player. Maybe make the entrance fee only a couple of bucks, but charge for the rooms or something like that, or charge for drinks. Obviously there are people who like Eden House. Other people obviously don't like it. That doesn't make it good or bad. Of course there really isn't anything else to compare it to either, because there isn't anything else here in Utah. So why not open your mind to new experiences. That is why we are here aren't we?
HOTLOVIN wrote:



DURTYENTYLES:

I appreciate your comments and can see how you can come to that conclusion. However, if you've been on this site since FUNSMURF has started posting about EDEN HOUSE, you'd notice that REDVAMP started appearing to defend EDEN HOUSE out of the blue and has always posted attacking comments on others. If you look closely, when ever FUNSMURF logs in and posts a comment, mysteriously, REDVAMP posts a comment that same day. Then you don't hear from either for a while. Then they both appear at the same time again. REDVAMP never partakes in any other conversation in the forums except to defend EDEN HOUSE. Coincidental?

And don't put it past someone to not pay the low $30 lifetime membership fee or whatever it is to create an account to attack people so their normal (business related) account doesn't look bad. I've seen it done before.

And for AMMENDS original post, I don't think they were saying all 45 year olds are fat and are molesters. They were just generally asking if there were 45 year olds who are fat and who are molesters.

It's like saying 'I hate those Escalades that are Yellow and have black tint.' They didn't say they hated Escalades in general, just ones that are Yellow and have black tint.



HOTLOVIN: By listing the descriptive phrases together the original post implied that those who are over 45 years old who are over weight with molester-staches are a phenemenon, implying that there is a connection between the three qualities (being over 45, being overweight, and having a molester mustache). It is offensive to apply adjectives to groups of people in that way.

For example: "Some Mexican trash just stepped onto the bus and they smell bad" or "there are so many dirty, lazy whites around here."

I just wanted to make the point that AMMEND made an insensitive original post and it was a put-down to all those that are over 45.

Also, you're right about the incentives someone could have for making a "fake account." I have not been following this forum for that long so it is quite possible that you are right.
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yep karmic i think you have the answer. was a circle jerk not available
Ok so can we pick and chose what we want? We are a couple looking to spice it up is that what we will get. Husband wants a 3 some with another woman I want a 4 some with all of us. Be honest and will be there. What are the times and days that you are open, and the best times to come there? How much for us to get in the door? Is it a safe place do not want any problems. Just want to enjoy ourselves. Hope that does not sound to korny.
Thanks
We sent you a private message.... EH's regular email is [email protected]
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KARMIC...that dead horse GIF....funny!
Ok this is Rediculas we have not been to the house and are thinking about going there what is the truth. We are looking for some fun, will we find it there or not? To the couple from Ogden, what was so bad. I need to know is it worth it or not. What happened that turned you both off? Maybe we can get together. LOL
Sorry to say but I agree with you 1hot_wildcat2, I am from Utah to, and that is my concern, that eventually the house will be infiltrated. Just wishing we could find some fun, in the comfort of our own home.
Eden may not be for everyone. But for those who do go, its a place where you can be yourselves. I had my reservations at first. As soon as you walk in the door, you are welcomed.and no, not as a prime piece of meat as they make you feel in those expensive clubs, where you do pay a cover charge to look over the merchandise and still pay for drinks... Night clubs are like a hunting grounds. (Who gets the best catch!)
At Eden you are greeted at the door and personally taken on a tour making sure you know you can be your self, nothing is forced and that its important that you are comfortable and have fun. No one is any better then the rest.
It is sad that we cant just do what we want and have fun!!!! with out others putting us down!! if it works for you great if it doesnt... thats fine all so.No one will think any less of you. And you will always be welcomed back anytime. So just because Eden is not for you...Dont put down those who enjoy Eden. Cindy and Peter gone out of there way spending quality time making Eden what it is. A fun safe place for our life style. Thank you Cindy and Peter giving us Eden.

Mandy and Alex
Alex... Thank you so much for just plain "getting it". I'm glad we are for you... ;)
Cindy
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Where do you guys get this stuff.. You are soooo funny.
Cindy
On another note. Thread Hijack Alert!!!

Can anyone recommend a Mobile Dog Groomer in North SLC Area. Our puppies would love ya :)

DnL
PS, The original posers.Oops posters have deleted all their posts,, Yea!!! May this post please DIE in peace.
AMEN!!!

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where is the Eden House?
PLAYINWITHFIRE wrote:

where is the Eden House?


Email me and I'll tell you. It's not really a secret we just like to keep the lookie loos down.

I just posted so I can get more of those great pics for my collection
Karmic: If the original posters, AMMEND, deleted their posts, then this one would be gone and hence, you would not be able to read this message.

Mav
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See now if I would have pointed it out as a dead thread I would have just gotten in trouble ;)
Let it go.
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I love this thread shows the good and bad of everything. Everything has an up-side and a down-side.. This thread is a very good tribute to that. What one mans love is another mans(or womans)hates. Sounds like life to me.
please please please let this thread die its been on the front page for two months get over it move on!!!!
SINCITYBICOUPLE wrote:

Hey were is Eden House anyway. We are coming from Sin City and would like to try the other side of the world (Utah) now that we can actually go into a bar without a memebership... YOu have a website? a phone? What are the hours of operation?

Sin

There is a website. It is universaledenhouse.com