Feel free to add your own....here's a start
1: my pics are on the other computer
2: i'm at work and don't have any pics
3: i'm the one behind the camera
4: i didn't think any one was interested in me
5: she's better looking than i am
6: i'm wife baiting
7: i'm scared of who might see this profile (but those same people have no idea that i'm married or know what my wife looks like) uh-huh....
8: i'm on my cell phone
9: the camera will steal my soul
10: what are pictures?
1: my pics are on the other computer
2: i'm at work and don't have any pics
3: i'm the one behind the camera
4: i didn't think any one was interested in me
5: she's better looking than i am
6: i'm wife baiting
7: i'm scared of who might see this profile (but those same people have no idea that i'm married or know what my wife looks like) uh-huh....
8: i'm on my cell phone
9: the camera will steal my soul
10: what are pictures?
how about...
11. my wife will not let me...
11. my wife will not let me...
Seems like we here the first 3 all the time.
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Meh............. My Pic. Oh well, kept saying "attachment uploaded successfully.........." but you know Swingular. 
Camera broke.
lol
Mav
lol
Mav
Still need to buy a wide angle lens to fit his entire cock in the photo.. LOL!! Kidding.
I think like everyone else, the women are the commodity in swinging. You have a hot wife, chances are you'll have better luck playing with hot couples. Although, on rare occasion, the husband doesn't measure up and that can cause problems. We've vowed to never "take one for the team" again.
I think like everyone else, the women are the commodity in swinging. You have a hot wife, chances are you'll have better luck playing with hot couples. Although, on rare occasion, the husband doesn't measure up and that can cause problems. We've vowed to never "take one for the team" again.
Last time my picture was taken the damn camera broke. Now we have a digital camera and the flash no longer works and the camera always says busy when we try to take my pic. Nobody seems to be able to capture my real self on film or on the digital. Olan Mills won't let me near their stores. There is one of me that was taken in the early 50's when I was 11, I think. I look like a little Jew boy dreading doing a barmitsva(sp)( I'm not even Jewish). All pics of me in our profile are artist's conceptions of me... Not real pics. I look too young to be a great-granddad so I never want to give my real age away.
mine used, the flash hurts his eyes
What's the use the female wants a female and the men don't give a..........! It's all about the female anyway isn't it.:z