looking for good pick up lines
the one i used did not work. " so do you like rubber fist, this is good in ass"
the one i used did not work. " so do you like rubber fist, this is good in ass"
Roses are red, violets are blue, want to fuck?
You'd look really good with another 200 pounds on you - ME!
how do you look in a heep suit
My all time Favorite.....Be blunt about it. Walk up to a few groups of women and say,
" One of you is here to get fucked tonight, and I know that you will get crap from your friends if you leave with me right now so I will be right over there. Lets stop wasting eachothers time and take care of what needs to be taken care of, which is you."
My friend would usually leave with a cute woman within 30-45 min of entering the club.
OR
"Nice shoes, wanna F*CK?!?"
" One of you is here to get fucked tonight, and I know that you will get crap from your friends if you leave with me right now so I will be right over there. Lets stop wasting eachothers time and take care of what needs to be taken care of, which is you."
My friend would usually leave with a cute woman within 30-45 min of entering the club.
OR
"Nice shoes, wanna F*CK?!?"
My Father, (God Rest His Soul) Always tried the Left Handed Compliments. When Dancing with a Rather Large Woman he would Say This. "You Sure Are Light On Your Feet, And You Don't Sweat Much For A Fat Girl" He did Die Rather Young Perhaps this might have been part of it?
You look a lot like my fifth wife.
(after asked how many times you have been married)
Four
(after asked how many times you have been married)
Four
my fav has always been
damn baby those clothes would look so much better on my bedroom floor
damn baby those clothes would look so much better on my bedroom floor
I'll bet you a lobster dinner you can't deep throat me.
"HI I noticed we kept looking at each other, and I don't normally do this but I don't wanna spend the next few weeks wondering about you, so here's my number, and mine and my wife's name...we share EVERYTHING. So if you're curious and wanna know more, use that number. If not, thanks for looking, and you are very attractive."
Okay so it's more than one line, but so far 3 for 3, and all first-timers with a couple or another woman. God bless America!!!
If that doesn't work, try this...look at your hand, and look her in the eyes, and say "Yup, I'd much rather fuck you tonight." LOL
Good luck peeps. Peace.
Okay so it's more than one line, but so far 3 for 3, and all first-timers with a couple or another woman. God bless America!!!
If that doesn't work, try this...look at your hand, and look her in the eyes, and say "Yup, I'd much rather fuck you tonight." LOL
Good luck peeps. Peace.
Yo, bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks. Yeah that's how we roll in the Lago Salado...
I'll bet you a blowjob you won't fuck me!
I think my penis may be dead, can I bury it in your vsgina?
I think my penis may be dead, can I bury it in your vsgina?
Me: Girl you look good...You make me want to break off...
Girl: Whats a break off....
Me: I wanna break my dick off in in your naughty ass!
Girl: Whats a break off....
Me: I wanna break my dick off in in your naughty ass!
WHATSMYNAME1981 wrote:
Wanna go get a pizza and fuck?
(after face slap,) what, you don't like pizza?
i ruined that one for someone when they said it and i wasn't thinking about it. i just said "yeah. lets skip the pizza and go straight to the sex." they never wrote me back.
Nice legs, what time do they open?
Have any German in you? How would you like this much? Would you like about this much more?
Have any German in you? How would you like this much? Would you like about this much more?
Cheesy classic:
Damn girl you must be tired. You've been running through my mind all night.
Damn girl you must be tired. You've been running through my mind all night.
Hey I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
I can't remember where I live, can I go home with you?
I can't remember where I live, can I go home with you?
At a gymnastic meet. Can you vault my cock and stick the landing??? (=
At the dance club.....Security check lets see your boobs!!! lol
At the dance club.....Security check lets see your boobs!!! lol
At a swim meet. Please make sure when you Breast stroke your boobs pop out of the speedo. So we can really cheer otherwise you will not win. I promise!! if Janet Jackson can get fame so can you for exposing those beauties!!!!(= I think the coaches should encourage this behavior. We would win the gold everytime!!!
Why is it when men say a pick up line its perverted but a women uses the same line and it hot as hell?!!!
sara n josh
Why is it when men say a pick up line its perverted but a women uses the same line and it hot as hell?!!!
sara n josh
Well it's hot as hell for a woman to pick up on a guy, but a guy is just trying to get laid...
tried "hey baby ever had your ass hole licked by a fat man in a over coat" it didnt work 
KOOL2PLAY wrote:
tried "hey baby ever had your ass hole licked by a fat man in a over coat" it didnt work
Didn't work for Silent Bob either as I recall...
I don't get cheesy pick up lines. I get texts at 1 am asking me to come give them a blow job. Ugh. Now, a text at one am offering to come over and eat me might actually work. ~sigh~
xox
Tammy
xox
Tammy
I fell when I saw u from across the street, can I get ur name and number for insurance purposes
Do u know a dentist? Cause your so sweet my teeth hurt!
Is ur daddy a thief? Cause it looks like he stole the stars from heaven and put them in ur eyes!
That's a nice shirt, but it would look better crumpled up next to my bed!
Want to play house? U b the screen door and I will bang u all night long.
If u were a booger, I would pick u first
Do u know a dentist? Cause your so sweet my teeth hurt!
Is ur daddy a thief? Cause it looks like he stole the stars from heaven and put them in ur eyes!
That's a nice shirt, but it would look better crumpled up next to my bed!
Want to play house? U b the screen door and I will bang u all night long.
If u were a booger, I would pick u first
SPEXDEX wrote:KOOL2PLAY wrote:
tried "hey baby ever had your ass hole licked by a fat man in a over coat" it didnt work
Didn't work for Silent Bob either as I recall...
Now we're on here busting people for not being original??
If we were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
Man: do you have an alarm clock?
Woman: yes, why?
man: good, cause I Gotta get up early and go to work.
Man: do you have an alarm clock?
Woman: yes, why?
man: good, cause I Gotta get up early and go to work.
Is that a mirror in ur pants? cause i could sure see myself in them!
you believe in love at first sight? she says "no" u say should i walk by again
you + me = a great time
ever watched a 7 in sausage disappear ? want to?
you believe in love at first sight? she says "no" u say should i walk by again
you + me = a great time
ever watched a 7 in sausage disappear ? want to?
POSSIBLECRAZY wrote:
Stand right next to her.
Keep your hands to your side.... then say.
"Did you know, the distance from here to here *you point to your shoulder and then hand*, is the same distance from here to here" (put your arm around her and point to the same shoulder and hand).
Cheesy as hell...
Wow...
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I drive by again?
Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
Hey will you buttfuck on the first date? Then i guess a dutch rudder is out of zthe question then!