CAMEL SEX
A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the
Afghanistan Desert . During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed
a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asked the Sergeant why the
camel was kept there.
The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know,
there are 250 men here on the post and no women. And sir,
sometimes the men have 'urges'. That's why we have Molly The Camel."
The Captain replied, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand
about 'urges', so the camel can stay."
About a month later, the Captain began having his own 'urges'. Crazy
with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a
ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his
pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel. When he's done, he asks
the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?"
"No not really, sir. They usually just ride the camel into town where
the girls are."
A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the
Afghanistan Desert . During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed
a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asked the Sergeant why the
camel was kept there.
The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know,
there are 250 men here on the post and no women. And sir,
sometimes the men have 'urges'. That's why we have Molly The Camel."
The Captain replied, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand
about 'urges', so the camel can stay."
About a month later, the Captain began having his own 'urges'. Crazy
with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a
ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his
pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel. When he's done, he asks
the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?"
"No not really, sir. They usually just ride the camel into town where
the girls are."
oh leave it to an officer to get it wrong. lol