We are seeking a hot, sexy, adventurous, and creative female who knows how to cook and enjoys giving massage. License a plus! "Live in girlfriend". This is a opportunity to explore the deep pleasures of yours and our fantasies. Must like to go out and party, but also stay home relax and cuddle. Must be willing to be a photographer and videographer on occasion! Really were not asking much =)
just looking for a good time 24/7
looking forward to meeting our candidates...please include a photo!!!!!
just looking for a good time 24/7
looking forward to meeting our candidates...please include a photo!!!!!
rofl!!
hey HOTCPLINUT can't you two just take turns? one week the wife goes the next week the husband goes..... lol
That's funny. They can't be serious. What they should do if they are is find a mail order bride!
Wow...uhh.....hmmm....just let the rest of us know how your search progresses...oh, and good luck!
I can't stop laughing- Your ad is great!
You may get a better response if you make a job posting mentioning monthly payment plus benefits like full-time cock & puss! lol Nanny, personal assistant, driver, Hostess, Cook, Massages with Happy Endings....Everybody can add job duties
I'm sure there's a market for any "Unicorn" that doesn't quite fit!! Keep us posted.
Good luck.
You may get a better response if you make a job posting mentioning monthly payment plus benefits like full-time cock & puss! lol Nanny, personal assistant, driver, Hostess, Cook, Massages with Happy Endings....Everybody can add job duties
I'm sure there's a market for any "Unicorn" that doesn't quite fit!! Keep us posted.
Good luck.
I used to be married to her.
Trust me - it ain't what you hope for.
Trust me - it ain't what you hope for.
Oh my!!!!! This HAS to be a joke right??? Good luck with that!!! HAHAHAHAHA
"I Dream of Jeannie" - Barbara Eden - HOOHA!!!
have you met my sister?? she love you long time!!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One can always dream =)<div style="position:absolute; left:-500px; 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Naughty Plzrs, when my husband dies, I'll be right over! Until then...I'll do it for him with you in mind! C.