I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb can of coffee
& 1 lb package of bacon
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the
cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk
calmly stated, "You must be single."
I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued
by the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six
items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my
selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: 'Well, you know what,
you're absolutely right! I am single, but how on earth did you know
that?
The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb can of coffee
& 1 lb package of bacon
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the
cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk
calmly stated, "You must be single."
I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued
by the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six
items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my
selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: 'Well, you know what,
you're absolutely right! I am single, but how on earth did you know
that?
The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."
I feel guilty for laughing at that. Very funny.
CB
CB
I feel that way often when I wake up in the morning realizing age is creeping up on me...
But is was funny... of course am laughing at my self.
Mr.Simple
But is was funny... of course am laughing at my self.
Mr.Simple
a lady once said that to me at a bar. so i asked her howmany more beers before im good looking. she said" i have never been that drunk."
I LAUGHED SO LOUD. THANKS
