A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache. Would you give me an aspirin?"
"Perfect," her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with crushed aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository, it's up to you."
"Perfect," her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with crushed aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository, it's up to you."
LMAO! I lubs it!
after many days god decides to teach adam and eve how to procreate and replenish the earth.
so one day god called adam. he told adam to go and hold eves hand and walk around the garden for a few mins.
when he came back and reported as he was told to do.
Next god told him to kiss eve. adam asked how. so god said "You take her in both arms and hold her tight against your body while thus entertwined you place your lips on hers allow your toung to explore her mouth and allow her toung to explore your mouth.
so adam went and did as he was commanded.
when adam came back feeling amaours but not fully understanding why and reported how it went. god was pleased.
next god told adam to make love to eve. and gave him all the mechanics of the action. so off adam ran to get eve and do as commanded.
in less than a minute he came back very puzzled. now god knew he could have done as instructed so he ask adam how it went. adams reply was a bunch of stammers and him and haws. not making since out of what adam was saying god asked again what the matter was. again adam was not forth right in his answer. a third time god asked adam what the problem was. this time adam sad "god may I ask you a question?" god said go ahead.
Adam looked and asked very timidly"God what is a headache?"
so one day god called adam. he told adam to go and hold eves hand and walk around the garden for a few mins.
when he came back and reported as he was told to do.
Next god told him to kiss eve. adam asked how. so god said "You take her in both arms and hold her tight against your body while thus entertwined you place your lips on hers allow your toung to explore her mouth and allow her toung to explore your mouth.
so adam went and did as he was commanded.
when adam came back feeling amaours but not fully understanding why and reported how it went. god was pleased.
next god told adam to make love to eve. and gave him all the mechanics of the action. so off adam ran to get eve and do as commanded.
in less than a minute he came back very puzzled. now god knew he could have done as instructed so he ask adam how it went. adams reply was a bunch of stammers and him and haws. not making since out of what adam was saying god asked again what the matter was. again adam was not forth right in his answer. a third time god asked adam what the problem was. this time adam sad "god may I ask you a question?" god said go ahead.
Adam looked and asked very timidly"God what is a headache?"
MAGNETIC wrote:
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache. Would you give me an aspirin?"
"Perfect," her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with crushed aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository, it's up to you."
LMAO
Same man - different night - new approach.
Walks out of the bathroom carrying a glass of water in one hand, and 2 aspirin in the other.
Approaches the bed and says, "here honey, this is for you".
"What's that for", she asks.
"For your headache", says hubby.
"But I don't have a headache", she replies.
"GOTCHA", says hubby.
Walks out of the bathroom carrying a glass of water in one hand, and 2 aspirin in the other.
Approaches the bed and says, "here honey, this is for you".
"What's that for", she asks.
"For your headache", says hubby.
"But I don't have a headache", she replies.
"GOTCHA", says hubby.
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