The "F" Word
When is @#$% Acceptable?
There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.
They are as follows:
11. "What the @#$% do you mean,
we are sinking?"
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
10. "What the @#$% was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945
9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
-- Custer, 1877
8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938
7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926
6. "How the @#$%
did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC
5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566
4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937
3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC
2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton, 1998
and a drum roll please............!
1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this
@%#*^ing mad."
--George W. Bush, November 2008
When is @#$% Acceptable?
There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.
They are as follows:
11. "What the @#$% do you mean,
we are sinking?"
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
10. "What the @#$% was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945
9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
-- Custer, 1877
8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938
7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926
6. "How the @#$%
did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC
5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566
4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937
3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC
2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton, 1998
and a drum roll please............!
1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this
@%#*^ing mad."
--George W. Bush, November 2008
#12. That list was pretty F@#$%ing funny! - Me 2009
# 14 I said suck my cock. not blow my @#$%ing election campaing. Sen Gary Hart. May 3 1987
# 15 " I f%#*%*g drank WHAT?!?!" -- Socrates
#16. What the &%$*@^ do you mean, "Guilty"?..... O.J. Simpson
Dont EVER put it in that %#$@ing hole.............Mrs. Waterdiver (lastnight)
the proper way to use the work fuck is:
Often.
Often.
Fuckin' fucker''s fuckin' fucked!
you guys/gals quit fuckin around
You're #$@!ing what?
John Edwards - 2008/7
John Edwards - 2008/7
I wish I got fucked for everytime this fuckin post has been fuckin posted lol I posted it myself a few fuckin years ago fuckers! uluv, that was a fuckin funny vid, can you tell I was brought up in fuckin Mass too? lol Fuck y'all but have a great weekend!
TRUE short story.
Heard coming from a room at house party last year.
" WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOUR GOING TO DO WITH THAT LITTLE FUCKING THING?"
rotflmao
Needless to say the guy and his wife abruptly left.
Heard coming from a room at house party last year.
" WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOUR GOING TO DO WITH THAT LITTLE FUCKING THING?"
rotflmao
Needless to say the guy and his wife abruptly left.
she didn't have to say it so @#$%! loud! (sigh)