1. I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfu____.
2. No, I don't want another beer. I have to work tomorrow.
3. Her t*ts are just way too big.
4. Sometimes I just want to be held.
5. That Rosie O'Donnell chick gives me a boner.
6. Sure! I'd love to wear a condom.
7. We haven't been to the mall in ages, let's go shop and I'll hold your
purse.
8. Screw Monday Night Football, let's watch "Ally McBeal."
9. It's late. Put your clothes back on and I'll take you home.
10. Honey, I'm going to the store, do you need more tampons?
11. I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss.
12. I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist.
13. Great, your mother's coming to stay with us again.
14. I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her drapes are open when
she's getting ready for bed? Maybe I should tell her.
15. No way, you weeded the garden last week. It's my turn.
16. Better get rid of these old Penthouse magazines. I don't look at them
anymore.
17. I understand.
18. This movie has way too much nudity.
19. Damn, we're late for church!
20. No! I don't want to see your sister's new t*ts.
21. Damn these onions, pass me a tissue.
22. Put some panties on for Christ's sake.
23. Eat something!! You are starting to look like a Victoria's Secret
model!!
24. Don't pick that up, I got it.
25. Happy Anniversary!!!
26. Hey, isn't today your mothers birthday?
27. Let's talk, I miss talking.
2. No, I don't want another beer. I have to work tomorrow.
3. Her t*ts are just way too big.
4. Sometimes I just want to be held.
5. That Rosie O'Donnell chick gives me a boner.
6. Sure! I'd love to wear a condom.
7. We haven't been to the mall in ages, let's go shop and I'll hold your
purse.
8. Screw Monday Night Football, let's watch "Ally McBeal."
9. It's late. Put your clothes back on and I'll take you home.
10. Honey, I'm going to the store, do you need more tampons?
11. I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss.
12. I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist.
13. Great, your mother's coming to stay with us again.
14. I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her drapes are open when
she's getting ready for bed? Maybe I should tell her.
15. No way, you weeded the garden last week. It's my turn.
16. Better get rid of these old Penthouse magazines. I don't look at them
anymore.
17. I understand.
18. This movie has way too much nudity.
19. Damn, we're late for church!
20. No! I don't want to see your sister's new t*ts.
21. Damn these onions, pass me a tissue.
22. Put some panties on for Christ's sake.
23. Eat something!! You are starting to look like a Victoria's Secret
model!!
24. Don't pick that up, I got it.
25. Happy Anniversary!!!
26. Hey, isn't today your mothers birthday?
27. Let's talk, I miss talking.
hmm.....maybe im wierd but i have said quite a few of those lol
Great list thanks for the laugh
I may be wrong but isn't that a few more than 10?? rofl
Thanks for the giggle. Remind to go smack my boys upside the head and raise them better. LOL
Not to good at math but they are funny as hell.
"What do you mean, am I in? I'm done and smoking thank you..."
SPEXDEX wrote:
"What do you mean, am I in? I'm done and smoking thank you..."
Now that's just wrong. Altho I have been guilty of starting to mentally drift off during sex....
"I need milk, eggs, cereal, bread...oh and what color should i paint the ceiling...blue I think"
"Hey babe, this is hot and all, but my mom doesn't like it when I have girls in here, can you keep it down a little?"
did u take that from something in the 90s? Ally Mcbeal hasnt been on since i was in high school and isnt barry manilow dead by now? but still funny...good post