well in swinging there is a lot you can know before you swing and have sex , but what happens when you are down there geting your head in the center or just doing dogie style and bum..bum.. that shit smell just hit you what do you do , or say ?
Lets take a break while you wash up? 
Find cleaner sex partners.
holy shit batgirl
It's the only thing "holy". HAHA! With respect to the authors question... I have a question to him. How many times have people asked you to wash your ass? HAHAHA!
NEVER WAS ASKED TO GO WASH UP , may be when i was a child mom rushed my in bathtub, since i know how to shit i would not leave the toilet with out makeing sure with hot water and plug my finger 3 inch deep to make sure i am clean !!! i would ask you to prove yourself by real seal for some one who put a tissue in to your ass or mouth and found it clean if you are so offended by me seeking advice from other swingers on such uncomfortibule issue it should rase some eyebrowes .lol.
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You know, I was thinking the other day there should be a swingers guidebook. For instance ladies, its nice of us to shave, wash up, etc "down there". But then go ruin all your work by peeing and not washing again with soap and water.........and then expect your guy (or some one else 
) to want to eat you and spend time doing it? Prolly not. Oh, and skip the bath powders and feminine deoderant down there if you want to be eaten. Pussy has a flavor, and its probably better than the taste of Johnsons and Johnson baby powder. Same for guys. yes, the phrase is shit, shower, shave. In that order please.
And if you think you might ber going out later to have sex, or oral, and you are a guy, skip putting salt all over everything. Makes "everything" more salty. And if you are a lady, skip spaghetti loaded with garlic for dinner. Just in case.........
) to want to eat you and spend time doing it? Prolly not. Oh, and skip the bath powders and feminine deoderant down there if you want to be eaten. Pussy has a flavor, and its probably better than the taste of Johnsons and Johnson baby powder. Same for guys. yes, the phrase is shit, shower, shave. In that order please. And if you think you might ber going out later to have sex, or oral, and you are a guy, skip putting salt all over everything. Makes "everything" more salty. And if you are a lady, skip spaghetti loaded with garlic for dinner. Just in case.........