Does anyone know of an "Adult Theatre" in Lakeland, like FantasyLand in Tampa (glory holes, gangbangs, etc)?
I have to go there for a weekend, and I would like to take someone to a theatre like Fantasyland, and I don't want to drive to Tampa....
I have to go there for a weekend, and I would like to take someone to a theatre like Fantasyland, and I don't want to drive to Tampa....
No such places exist in Polk County. No strip clubs, no adult book stores, no video stores...nada. You have to go to Osceola or Hillsborough county for any fun.
well hell we will welcome you with open arms to our adult businesses lol
Do I need to take a number?
There is an on premise party house just outside lakeland. It has been a long time since I was there, I think they have a website at www.lakelandpartyhouse.com . It is not a theater, but it is a fun place.
that web address is invalid...
try this one:
http://www.centralflpartyhouse.com/
try this one:
http://www.centralflpartyhouse.com/
The place does not necessarily have to be in Polk County...I know they have the no nudity thing there, thusly the county line booby bars 
Just looking for something closer to Lakeland (have to work in Lakeland during the day) than Fantasyland.
Anyone know of anything?
We would really like to find something closer than Fantasyland...
Come on folks...SOMETHING has to be there...
Well? Anything?

Just looking for something closer to Lakeland (have to work in Lakeland during the day) than Fantasyland.
Anyone know of anything?
We would really like to find something closer than Fantasyland...
Come on folks...SOMETHING has to be there...
Well? Anything?
Sorry,
You have two choices -- drive to Tampa or drive to Orlando. Tampa has the better clubs and much more in the way of adult entertainment.
We love Fantasyland.
We could meet you there and put on one hell of a show!
You have two choices -- drive to Tampa or drive to Orlando. Tampa has the better clubs and much more in the way of adult entertainment.
We love Fantasyland.
We could meet you there and put on one hell of a show!
Wouldn't recommend Fantasyland at all. Just watch the news or read the paper. The Tampa PD have been raiding many of the adult theaters just about every weekend and Fantasyland is at the top of their list. Try doing a google search and you'll see. Some high-up producer or manager at Fox 13 (believe his name was Rob Linger) got busted at Fantasyland doing a circle jerk in front of a couple of cops that were pretending to be a "male/female couple" recently.
Word has it that the airport has been wanting to expand and they've put the pressure on the "local authorities" to raid these places of "ill repute" so that they scare people away, go out of business and sell out to the airport. They've already torn one place down late last year, believe it was called Aquarius or something. Not only that, but it's an election year and the politicos are trying to "clean up the Tampa streets" as they call it, to make themselves look good come November.
Unless you want to risk spending the weekend in the clink, I'd just skip the whole Drew Park area altogether.
Word has it that the airport has been wanting to expand and they've put the pressure on the "local authorities" to raid these places of "ill repute" so that they scare people away, go out of business and sell out to the airport. They've already torn one place down late last year, believe it was called Aquarius or something. Not only that, but it's an election year and the politicos are trying to "clean up the Tampa streets" as they call it, to make themselves look good come November.
Unless you want to risk spending the weekend in the clink, I'd just skip the whole Drew Park area altogether.
Thanks for the info PORT...
Have any other suggestions for places?
Have any other suggestions for places?