A young couple of 17 decided it was time to take their relationship to the next level and have sex. The young girl told her lover boy "come by my house Saturday night for diner. You can meet my parents. Afterwards my folks are going out for the evening with friends and I will have the whole house to myself. We can make love for hours!" The excited young man readily agreed.
As the week went by the young man was quivering with anticipation. The week could not go by fast enough! Finally Saturday arrived and the young man was ready to meet his date and family for the much awaited diner. Never having gone "all the way" before, he was very nervous about making sure he did everything right. He bathed twice, shaved his body hair, including nostrils, put on his best Axe body spray, brushed and flossed, ironed his clothes, made sure his shoes didn't smell, etc. On the way over to her house he remembered that he needed condoms, so he stopped by the local pharmacy and got that taken care of as well. Everything was perfect. He was ready for his big night.
When he arrived at their home he was politely greeted by her parents. The mother was smiling and polite, but her father seemed a bit stand-offish. The girl noticed that their was a slightly tense moment between her father and her boyfriend, but dismissed it to simply nerves, and fatherly overprotectiveness. The boy looked a very intimidated by her father, but that was probably to be expected.
When they sat down to diner, the mother told the boy "It is customary in our home for the guest to say the grace in our house. Do you mind?" "Gladly" the boy replied. He proceeded to give one of the most profound and heartfelt, moving, pious, and inspired diner blessings that anyone has ever heard anywhere. It was deep, personal, powerful, yet humble and simple. It lasted at least 5 minutes.
When he was finished, the girls leaned over to the boy and said under her breath "Where did that come from? I had no idea you were so devout" The boy replied under his breath, and with a worried look on his face said "I had NO IDEA your father was a Pharmacist!"
-Oh snap!
As the week went by the young man was quivering with anticipation. The week could not go by fast enough! Finally Saturday arrived and the young man was ready to meet his date and family for the much awaited diner. Never having gone "all the way" before, he was very nervous about making sure he did everything right. He bathed twice, shaved his body hair, including nostrils, put on his best Axe body spray, brushed and flossed, ironed his clothes, made sure his shoes didn't smell, etc. On the way over to her house he remembered that he needed condoms, so he stopped by the local pharmacy and got that taken care of as well. Everything was perfect. He was ready for his big night.
When he arrived at their home he was politely greeted by her parents. The mother was smiling and polite, but her father seemed a bit stand-offish. The girl noticed that their was a slightly tense moment between her father and her boyfriend, but dismissed it to simply nerves, and fatherly overprotectiveness. The boy looked a very intimidated by her father, but that was probably to be expected.
When they sat down to diner, the mother told the boy "It is customary in our home for the guest to say the grace in our house. Do you mind?" "Gladly" the boy replied. He proceeded to give one of the most profound and heartfelt, moving, pious, and inspired diner blessings that anyone has ever heard anywhere. It was deep, personal, powerful, yet humble and simple. It lasted at least 5 minutes.
When he was finished, the girls leaned over to the boy and said under her breath "Where did that come from? I had no idea you were so devout" The boy replied under his breath, and with a worried look on his face said "I had NO IDEA your father was a Pharmacist!"
-Oh snap!