Too funny!!! Thanks for the laugh!
i was a suprvisor at a big plant and was always answering the phones.this one guy that worked for me always had me covering his ass.His wife would call and ask for him and i would tell her he was out on the floor and i would have him call her back,so then i would call his girlfriends house and tell him to call home,everything went well for a while.one night she called and asked to speak to him and i told her he was busy and he would call back,damn such a terrible cussing i got she said the sob was lying in bed asleep with her
All too true!